Well my computer is currently held together with Elmer's glue and band-aids but at the very least i finally got it functional enough to put a video together with rubber bands and thumbtacks, and let me tell you, this is one functional video. Which is more than i can say for The Conjuring movies t...
2021-10-29 18:29:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been getting a lot of requests for a wrestling podcast, so i did one. It's taking its sweet time to upload though, so come back in a little while, please and thank ya.
2021-10-01 05:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Last month i mentioned that i was having some computer trouble, and i want you all to know that you have my gratitude for sticking around and reading my text posts. So i figured i’d go into more detail about just the kind of cyber-fuckery i’m dealing with here, for your entertainment, and my ...
2021-10-01 04:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sorry, give me a minute here. My cat is afraid of the thunderstorm and being very needy so writing these is taking a backseat to babysitting a frightened pet at the moment...
Okay i'm back. Lets-a-go.
Superman 2
Superman 2 doesn't exactly come out of t...
2021-10-01 04:56:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I've heard the 1970s Superman film spoken of with reverence for as long as I've been around, but somehow i ain't ever seen it. So, you know, I'm fixing that. There's 4 of these, plus a Supergirl one. I just finished watching the first two so here's a text review, since my computer is still being ...
2021-10-01 04:55:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe Suicide Squad
Good news everyone, this one doesn't suck.
It almost feels redundant to attempt an in depth review of this movie because e...
2021-09-01 05:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostDoom Patrol
Of all the live action series from marvel or DC, Doom Patrol is by far the weirdest and by even farther the best.
Unabashedly proud of its own inherent comic book weirdness, and proudly taking inspiration from Chad sorcerer, Grant Morrison's equally ...
2021-09-01 05:45:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy second chances, Batman, this shit is da bomb. Dude, I'm serious. I'm dead fucking serious here. The Snyder Cut shreds.
I can hardly believe it, myself. I saw those other DC disasters The Zack-Man did, and they in no way prepared me for how jacked i am from this jawe...
2021-09-01 04:44:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you'll forgive a lack of video content this month, i'm having a bit of computer trouble.
I'll have it solved by next time but for now i hope you enjoy reading words on a screen, b...
2021-08-30 08:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a song i did for a friend's submission show, the topic of the day being "water". Unfortunately i may have goofed it up, as it's demonstrably impossible for my ill communications to be anything other than straight fire.
I figured everyone else would send in simple vlogs and vide...
2021-07-31 17:53:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Sick of me playing Dark Souls yet? Well tough tit, cause you haven't seen me play Dark Souls 2 yet. Or maybe you have, i don't really know. This time i'm a fireman character or something. It's all very wacky, probably. Or it's normal. I don't remember. I've played so much Dark Souls it all bleeds...
2021-07-31 17:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh yeah baby, that’s right. This is what the whole thing was for. Splatterhouse, motherfucker. The most badass fuckin balls to the wall violent fucking horror-show of a game series there ever was. But this ain’t just any Splatterhouse, this is Splatterhouse…. WANPAKU GRAFITI. If you’re wo...
2021-07-31 16:52:59 +0000 UTC View Post
You kids today, you think you know, but you don’t know. You brats ain’t even gamers. I’m a gamer. I a real gamer. An Oldschool Gamer. I’m the Oldschool Fool, cause Oldschool’s cool, but you zoomers wouldn’t know anything about that. Damn kids with your dikey haircuts, Spotify music se...
2021-07-31 16:32:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Dude, have you seen this shit? Perhaps i’m just an easily impressed 90s boomer but boy howdy I sure do like games that remind me of mario 64 in some way.
Super Lucky’s Tale is a throwback platformer, a genre so depressingly rare these days it has to have the word throwback in it. Based ...
2021-07-31 16:18:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, once again we are at the end of the month and once again my scheduled upload is taking a goddamn eternity with my assey-ass internet connection so once again i am forced to improvise. This is what i get for living in the woods and only coming online once a month to see if there's an...
2021-07-01 04:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Crap I love virtua fighter so much i don't even know what to write here. Give me a minute I'll think of something...
Well i can't think of anything silly at the moment and i also don't feel like it, so i'm gonna use my other secret weapon, just writing from the heart and not overthinkin it,...
2021-07-01 04:44:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey. Did you know I'm the best at Tony Hawk? Well, like 3000th best, apparently. But that's still pretty good. Look, I'm better at it than you, that's all that matters.
The point is I love Tony Hawk. You love watching me play Tony Hawk. What more could anyone possibly want. I may not ...
2021-07-01 03:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post
*Edit* I don't know why the link in the thumbnail isn't working, try this one.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/XpeIfjAZnT8f/
The Buff Movie Buffs are back to ...
2021-07-01 03:57:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh gosh, wowie zowie, it's Starseed Pilgrim. What is there to say about Starseed Pilgrim? I genuinely don't know. Just look at it. What the hell is it? What is the goal? What is the AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck that sentence I Don'T eVeN Care about this paragraph.
THIS GAME...
2021-06-01 02:17:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn dog, you ever watch movies? Sometimes i watch movies. Sometimes i even do drugs. And sometimes, late at night, when i'm sufficiently inebriated on reptile slime, i decide to babble incoherently into a microphone after the movie ends, and bullshit my way through some rambling stream of consci...
2021-06-01 02:15:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This piece of shit took all fucking day to upload. I'm sitting in Starbucks tired as hell and my goddamn eyes feel like they're getting squozed by Krumm. If you don't get the reference you're not a true 90s kid and i ain't gonna hold your stinking hand explaining it to you. Sorry, i'm cranky as S...
2021-06-01 02:06:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I choose not to over-explain this piece. I feel it speaks for itself, and i shan't provide any further context here, except to say it's but one piece of a larger upcoming project, and should be regarded as a sneak peak, which you're only getting because the actual video i had planned for this mon...
2021-06-01 02:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, I hope you like The Evil Within 2 because here's more of it. I generally prefer not to post more than one episode of a series in the same month, but as usual i vastly overestimated the upload speed in this dump, and so my cool rambling movie review is taking it's sweet time to be viewable. ...
2021-05-01 04:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It's The Evil Within 2, which is like The Evil Within 1 but good. Some series take a few tries to find their footing, so the Evil Within 2 is like The Clock Tower 3 of 2's, or The Final Fantasy 4's of Evil Withins.
As this series continues, the timeline of just what the hell i'm playi...
2021-05-01 00:58:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't know what's more cursed, this show.... or me, with this show.
This episode in particular falls into a very specific sub-genre of my content. The "i clearly did not feel at all up to being charismatic or funny tonight but damn it, it's my job so we'll just roll camera until i e...
2021-04-30 11:59:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I told you there would be more of this madness. This villain is gonna keep on shocking the system and no one can do a damn thing about it. Not the Super Friends, not the Justice League, not even Zach Snyder's Justice League, which has all the powers of both.
My limey loony crime spree...
2021-04-30 10:17:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry if this is too many lets plays back to back for your liking, the goddamn beer quest upload is taking too long.
Here is a game i've always wanted to play... and immediately suck at. For those rightfully offended and horrified at my utter refusal to learn the mechanics of anything more ...
2021-04-01 04:57:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Ay yo, dis video features an unexpectedly loud joke at around 3 minutes in so take off dem headphones, cousin. But enough about that, here's some other words.
It's Crash 4, baby. I haven't played enough to review it, but it's obviously good, so here's a video of me sucking ...
2021-04-01 04:55:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Y'all messed up. No one told me that Samurai Showdown is cool as heck and kicks flippin dickity shit.
The fighting game genre is capable of great highs, particularly in one's youth. The fun of these games is always in community. If you have a friend who's into the game as well, you bo...
2021-04-01 04:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I recently began playing this totally rad and cool game called The Evil Within 2, only to learn that the 2 was not a purely aesthetic affectation and there was in fact an Evil Within 1. Upon learning this i foolishly decided to seek out this context by embarking on what very quickly became a tedi...
2021-04-01 04:52:47 +0000 UTC View Post