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LDR Valentine 3 - M4A

I'm sorry it's so early, but I wanted to hear your voice and say Happy Valentine's day, baby...

The Perfect Vacation: Part 4 - M4F/NB

Winding down on our second day of vacation, I find you in the shower and give you a little more attention...

*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit Post!

Ramble - February 7th, 2025

Talking about what I've been up to, and my current experience with being on medication (all over some chill lofi beats that make you want to fall into a big pool full of jello and swim around in it but the kind of jello where it just looks cool and doesn't get all stuck everywhere or smell funny ...

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Hey folks and peoples! Given that this audio is more fantasy stuff that requires some more work than the standard AND given that y'all decided to mutiny... again... again... well it's taking longer than I'd hoped to put this thingy together so I'm gonna have to push this off from tonight. Thank y...

The Perfect Vacation: Part 3 - M4F/NB

The second day of our vacation has been incredible so far, but we always find another opportunity to have some fun...


*Early Access to (not next week but the following week) Monday's Reddit post!

February Babies are Coming Soon to a Home Theater Near You!!!

so if you're a February baby and you wanna be included in the singing for this month, lemme know 😁👍

Happy Birthday January Babies!!! ⛄❄✨

I'm sorry this was late, but I hope your birthdays were as lovely as you are! 🥰🎵🥤🎈🎂✨

Sillybutt Choice: January 21st 2025

Time to vote for next Friday's audio!!!

1.) Broken Arrow

• After being injured in battle, you spend some time getting to know your party's healer a lot better...

2.) Mended Leather

• A visit to the city's armorer can solve most defense-r...

  2025-01-21 18:42:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Broad Shoulders - M4A

When things get to be too much, it's nice to have a big man to hold you...

and ramble for almost an hour about video games so you can fall asleep to the white noise of his voice...

January Babiiieeeesss??? Where are You January Babiiieeeess??? 💕

More like where the hell have I been amiright??? 🤡

Lemme know if you'd like your name included in the birthday singing for January!!!

Happy (Belated) Birthday December Babies!!! 😜🤷‍♂️🎂🎉💖

I am so so sorry that it's so so late, but I hope you had a delightful birthday last month regardless and wish you nothing but light and love these next (less than) 365 days!

Sillybutt Choice: January 7th, 2025

Hello hello! It's time to vote for next Friday's audiooooo!

When things get to be too much it's so nice to have:

1.) Broad Shoulders

• a big man to hold you...

2.) Skinny Waist

• a soft boy to hold...

Stuffed and Starved - M4A

If you don't behave, then you don't get to finish. Now lay there and watch me do to this toy what I wish I could be doing to you...

Ramble - December 27th, 2024

Hello hello! I am alive and (mostly functionally) back to work! I'm sorry for my long absence, it is never fun for me to be away from work for long, but I know that y'all don't enjoy it either. I appreciate your patience as my brain has been healing, and I am excited to jump back into creating so...

A Year of Joy - M4A

You chuckle to yourself and brush the leaves out of his hair, fingers trailing through the lengthy waves of Autumn and man. His smile melts the momentary wince from hitting the ground, and you falling atop him, and he quickly presses that smile to yours. Cinnamon. Chocolate. Cream.

His smil...

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Hello peoples!

Well, it is about time for my annual Eli gets sick event, but this year we got a special surprise! Instead of being sick, I gave myself a ✨minor concussion!✨ Woo!!! Give it up for minor concussion, folks! Truly, could have done without you.

Unfortunately that mea...

December Babies are Coming Soon! ❄

Let me know if you'd like your name included in the December birthday singing! ⛄

Sillybutt Choice: November 19th, 2024

Hello hello! Time to vote on next Friday's audio!!!

1.) Stuffed

• Preparing a hearty dinner with your boyfriend leads to another kind of stuffing...

or

2.) Starved

• You want it. You need it. Even just a taste... but it's j...

  2024-11-19 21:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Sugary Sweet - M4A

Cleaning up after your wild Halloween party, you and that cute guy start bonding over some leftover candy and find there's more in common between you than just some sugary sweets…

Ramble - November 11th, 2024

Hello everyone! Sorry this isn't an audio, but it's been kind of a shit week between some family stuff and the US election, so I haven't exactly felt super sexy and porn-making-y. BUT hey, I am always down to talk, and so I did some rambling about what I'm working on, and a little depressing bit ...

Clyde’s Halloween Costume

I promised pics, and here they are! My lil punkin baby 😭💕

Happy Birthday November Babies!!! 🥳

I hope you all remember to give yourselves the love and light you deserve... 🥰🎈🍂🎂🎁✨🍿🥤

Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Halloween with the Boyzzz

[Edit: Please for the love of god stop editing titles and playing around with official documentation. I want to go to bed, but I'm up at 3 in the morning cleaning files of this ridiculous shit and- Edit: My name is Agent Ass and my face is an ass and I love ass and I'm an ass.]

[Reco...

Sillybutt Choice: October 28th, 2024

Time to vote for next Friday's audio!!

1.) Fall-ing In Love

• Autumn just has that energy you know? Quiet, calm, a chill in the air but warmth in the hearth, and in our hearts...

2.) Sugary Sweet

• Cleaning up after your wild Halloween p...

  2024-10-28 17:24:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Blooper Reel for Night of the Living Trees!!!!!!!!

This audio was so fucking stupid and I had so much fun making it, but my god if trying to do a dumb porno voice on purpose isn't my kryptonite. Enjoy this compilation of me breaking and laughing through trying to record this insane audio!

Night of the Living Trees!!!!!!!! - M4A

Another terrible B movie? Alright, but this one better at least have some naked people or I'm turning it off…

*This is sooooo stupid but also one of the first times I've broken down laughing uncontrollably while making an audio in sooooo long. I hope you enjoy this ...

November Birthdays are Coming Soon!!!

Hey hey! We're nearing the final month of Autumn and with it, the final month of Autumn BABIES! Lemme know if you're a November baby and you'd like your name included in the birthday singing for this month!!! 🥰🍂🍁🎈🎵💕🦃

Ramble - October 18th, 2024

Hey! How's it going? I hope you're well. I'm well. Let's sit and listen to me talk at you for a bit, huh? Tell you about what I'm up to and what I've been up to? Hmm? Yeah... sounds... about right.

Happy Birthday October Babies!!! 💕🎃💕

I'm sorry this is so late! The spooky season has truly eaten my brains... But regardless I hope you've had a lovely month so far, and are treating yourself as much you deserve! 🎁🎵🎈🥳🎂🍂💕

Sillybutt Choice: October 17th, 2024

Helloooooo it's time to choose our audio for next Friday!!!! (Sorry this is so late in the week. I've been busy af and it got lost in my workflow)

1.) Let's Put a Smile on That Face

• Clowns are one of my biggest fears, but maybe some exposure therapy can help...

  2024-10-17 15:30:54 +0000 UTC View Post