Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Halloween with the Boyzzz

[Edit: Please for the love of god stop editing titles and playing around with official documentation. I want to go to bed, but I'm up at 3 in the morning cleaning files of this ridiculous shit and- Edit: My name is Agent Ass and my face is an ass and I love ass and I'm an ass.]

[Recording Begins]

-Andoni: Is it on?

-Dane: Yeah.

-Andoni: Are you sure?

-Dane: Am I su- do you think I don't know how to operate a fucking camera?

-Andoni: You have such big feelings for such a small man, you know that?

-Dane: You're lucky Beacon forced us to sign that truce.

-Henry: Never thought legal documents would be what it took to hold you two to account.

-Andoni: What can I say... Merpeople are honest, decent folk who abide by the rules.

-Dane: Right. That's why you stole candy from my room, hmm?

-Andoni: Your room?

-Dane: Well, me and the Beacon's room.

-Andoni: Half that bed is mine.

-Dane: And you're lucky I'm not allowed to kick you out of it.

-Henry: Wait is that camera on?

-Andoni: We were going to record a nice little Halloween present for the Beacon, but then the little man started pissing his pants instead of doing the dance.

-Dane: I swear on-

-Henry: Dance? Wait, what dance?

-Andoni: There's this app called Ticky Tick where people dance and say funny things and also share the most insane thoughts in their heads.

-Henry: Please tell me you didn't download that onto an official AA device...

-Dane: Tell Blue to get a better firewall. I don't know...

-Andoni: Do you want to do the dance with us? Beacon will probably appreciate being able to see two whole people instead of just me and a head right at the bottom of the screen.

-[A potted plant in the corner of the room can be seen growing into a whip and slapping Andoni across his rear]

-Andoni: Hey! AA Rule Code 12B Subsection 17: No Anomalous traits to be used in unofficial manner outside of private quarters!

-Dane: Learning the rulebooks by heart? What a fucking nerd...

-Andoni: At least I know how to read...

-Henry: Well, good luck with the video. I'm gonna-

-[The vine crosses the doorway]

-Dane: Oh no you don't, fuzzy boy. We're making a nice little treat for Beacon, and you're gonna help us!

-Henry: Wait, hold on! Andoni! Help? Rule Code something something teamwork makes the dream work or whatever???

-Andoni: I mean, I do want to see the look on Beacon's face when they see us all together and smiling...

-Henry: Oh come on... this is ridiculous... I- hey, no! Don't you dare...

-[Bright pop music plays. Agent Henry is seen being puppeteered by a series of overgrown plants, moving in tandem with Dane and Andoni as they all do an admittedly fun internet dance. He is not smiling.]

-Dane: This was my idea by the way...

-Andoni: Oh come on... you can't just end it like-

[Recording Ends]

[Edit: Seriously this is getting out of hand. I know we want to encourage Anomalies to come forward and be a part of society rather than hiding in the dark or becoming monsters, but do we have to sacrifice civility and rules to placate the more... unruly ones? Edit: Ass ass ass ass ass ass kiss my ass ass ass ass ass. Lyrics by Ass. Edit: Seriously? Edit: Yes.]