Assistaloon again. This is the usual reminder that all of book 12 will be removed from all sites on May 6th - 7th, time zone depending.
Shirtaloon is still recovering, but is out of the ICU for now.
Due to feedback, I will be updating patreon with Public posts. There will be at least ...
2025-05-02 00:30:39 +0000 UTC View PostIt is Assistaloon again.
Shirtaloon is still in the ICU, but doctors tell him that he is starting to recover. At this point chapters are unlikely before June.
The release of Book 12 will be unaffected.
The well wishes of his patreons has been wonderful in this trying time, and w...
2025-04-27 09:23:52 +0000 UTC View PostTLDR
Shirtaloon is in hospital.
No set date for updates to resume.
In case the lack of snappy title did not clue you in, this is Assistaloon.
Shirtaloon is still in hospital, which was not going well at times. He is curren...
2025-04-20 09:11:47 +0000 UTC View PostI've fallen sick, unfortunately. Not sure what it is yet, but my charter boat docks today and I've been instructed to go to the hospital instead of the airport by the Royal Flying Doctor Service.
I'm currently feeling extremely crappy. At this stage, I don't know if this will extend the hi...
2025-04-03 23:15:58 +0000 UTC View PostStealth didn’t come naturally to Thalia Mercer. Her Onslaught essence informed not just her power set but her inclinations in life, but life had been strange for her for a long time. She hadn’t seen her daughter in years. Or, more precisely, Cassandra hadn’t seen her. Thalia watched from th...
2025-03-21 22:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostJason, Emi and Nik were floating in meditation, cross-legged, over the water of the River Furan. They were upstream from Saint-Étienne, beyond the reach of Jason’s domain. He had found that when contemplating his essences, trying to expand his power, it was best to be outside the places his po...
2025-03-19 22:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostJason floated over the water of the River Faron, meditating on his progress towards diamond rank. He had not been human for a quarter of a century, yet he had always clung to his humanity. It had been a close thing, a couple of times, but he’d always managed to hold on. Power, destiny, and no f...
2025-03-17 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
TL;DR:
Heath will be streaming as he records book 12, Fri 8pm US Eastern. Links below.
I am going on a long-planned holiday after next week's chapters.
Break will be 4 weeks as I will also be se...
2025-03-14 22:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostJust to let people know, Patreon is now charging people the apple 30% fee when purchasing through the Patreon app on iOS.
My very strong advice is to avoid using the app. Just use a browser.
The Patreon app has always been famously terrible, most notably by making cha...
2025-03-05 22:42:19 +0000 UTC View Post
As a reminder, I'll be off cavorting with other litRPG authors next week, and no chapters will be released.
Here is the the cover for the next book, by the way.
The magitech submarine containing Simon McKean’s laboratory was divided into a lab section, a living area and the operational sections like
The magitech submarine containing Simon McKean’s laboratory was divided into a lab section, a living area and the operational sections like propul...
2025-02-03 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostJason found himself at a loose end. Bussinger was now with Carlos, at the beginning of what would be years of research. Jason’s political advisors were working with the factions of Earth, digging out just how dirty the Network branches farming reality cores were. Zara’s Storm Kingdom people w...
2025-01-31 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe ritual room was a large and empty space. The walls and ceiling were plain, smooth plaster, while the floor was polished concrete. The lighting was non-magical fluorescent. Narrow, vertical slots were set at various points around the walls, running floor to ceiling. The only other permanent fe...
2025-01-29 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFor those who desire it, here is the book 12 bundle.
2025-01-28 22:22:53 +0000 UTC View PostBoth of Jason’s territories on Earth had a central tower at the heart of them. The two buildings loomed over the cities they sat within, incongruous with their surroundings. Administrative centres for the clan, they also served as portal hubs, connecting to each other and the astral spaces they...
2025-01-27 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“Asano, the Network won’t just let you barge into their facilities and do as you please,” Geneva said.
“I hope you’re right,” Jason told her. “I intend to round up everyone who was a part of this and make sure they never do it again. The more of them that come to me, the more ...
2025-01-24 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post