Chapter 2!
I won't give away too many spoilers; suffice it to say, Paploman and I (check him out @paplomancomics on IG or here at patreon.com/paploman) have been spitballing some ideas for future chapters... things might get crazy before too long. :0)
In the meanwhile, I hope yo...
2019-04-17 13:40:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It occurred to me lately that two of the stories I'm featuring on the fiction tier involve lactation. One of those is your fault (haha): "Heather's Metamorphosis" could have gone a few different directions, but I abide by what the people wanted, and lactation won out in the end. I am to please. 2019-04-02 16:35:48 +0000 UTC View Post
And so, chapter one is ready! I’ve been looking forward to this… From my remote location, it is kind of a miracle when I get to collaborate with a talented person who happens to be located in a whole different country! The wonders of the modern age never cease.
This story is called “H...
2019-04-02 15:28:54 +0000 UTC View Post
In the spirit of sharing my life with you, I realize that there are some mundane elements. I haven't talked about this at any great length, but your girl Heather is a pretty big cinephile.
Here's the deal. I live in the middle of Spain. And when I say middle, I mean in the middle of nowhere...
2019-03-31 01:30:29 +0000 UTC View Post
(EDIT — Now with an illustration by the fabulous @hefty_cuties !)
A knock at the door. It hardly ever happened, but it was about time.
Roger put his game on pause and sprung up from the couch. The UPS guy was waiting on the other side of the door, a large box perch...
2019-03-27 18:25:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Eventually, as you move through this world and this life, you learn certain things about yourself. Maybe, sometimes, you learn the depths of your own compassion. Perhaps the bitter experiences in life give you strength to tolerate what you must and abdicate your responsibilities of the rest. We l...
2019-03-22 22:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post
So, a little while back, I worked with Paploman (@paplomancomics on IG) on the above illustration (I think I posted it a little while back on here, but context and all). It was a one-off, but it was fun to do. He's a chill guy, and his style walks a fine line between playful, eccentric, and hyper...
2019-03-22 22:04:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I really do. She (the gal in the images) is the brainchild of a Netherlands-based deviantart-ist Auctus177 (standard disclaimer: the above images are not my work; I don't claim credit for them; illustrative purposes only; I'll take them down if requested; links at the bottom, etc., etc., etc....
2019-03-12 12:32:36 +0000 UTC View Post
My aunt is pretty fucking cool.
I’m not going to bore you with the full width and breadth of my family dynamics, but suffice it to say, it’s a mixed bag. Not too unlike a lot of families, I suppose. Thanksgiving dinners with their moments of tension; that one uncle who’s always ...
2019-02-22 21:42:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s actually a question I’ve gotten every now and then, and usually, it’s asked with an elevated level of cautious respect, and I appreciate that.
Have you ever met a woman who is, well, pretty damned busty? I’m talking the last two percent on the bell curve — the kind of w...
2019-02-17 22:42:18 +0000 UTC View Post[You guys are in some serious need of catchup chapters — so let's blast through some more of this story before the end of the month!]
The best laid plans, as they say. Heather just wanted to help her friend, but now both of our heroines find themselves victim to an... unexpected ...
2019-02-17 19:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostKneeling next to Kathryn, Heather grasped her prone friend by the shoulders. A few quick shakes caused Kathryn’s head to bob loosely on the carpeted floor. Aftershocks of breathy moans emitted from Kathryn’s mouth as her tongue traced its way along her lips, like a thirsty, sun-stricken wande...
2019-02-17 18:56:49 +0000 UTC View Post
You know what a hand-me down is, right? It's a piece of clothing that is passed on from an older kid to a younger kid, or from one generation to the next.
In my case, I ended up with a few pieces of clothing that I handed down to... myself. One such piece is this flowy skirt that stil...
2019-01-30 05:05:47 +0000 UTC View Post
When I was in high school, there was a girl named Brittney Smith, a name that’s common enough that I don’t feel the need to change it to protect the innocent. Brittney was big into gymnastics; she was about 5’3” but would pound about 2,000 calories a day with a can of tuna in between meal...
2019-01-30 01:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Another addition to a small series I've stumbled into concerning a question I hear time and time again. How the hell do I get comfortable?
When I'm doing work at my desk, this is not my typical go-to position. There's a whole lot a big fluffy lap pillow can accomplish during the (vast...
2019-01-22 22:54:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I've spent the Sunday partaking in a well-deserved binge fest of my all-time favorite show. No longer on Netflix (not here, anyway), but I took the liberty of... obtaining all four seasons on my computer. So I'm (kinda) Netflix-and-Chilling... with myself? It's all good.
As I recall, when I...
2019-01-21 05:10:51 +0000 UTC View Post
It's freezing here. Literally. Now, as many a woman will tell you, boobies tend to get chilly to begin with. Especially big ones. I'm not sure if you know this, but breasts aren't typically supposed to be this size, and while my circulatory system is in fine shape, that's a lot of flesh to keep w...
2019-01-17 23:49:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I said I would "save it for later" on Instagram. But I figured, what better place than here, for all of you? I believe this is still a work in progress, and I'm excited to see what further iteration could come of it. But for now, this is a fun, very well-done rendering, and heck — there is some...
2019-01-15 21:51:19 +0000 UTC View Post
There comes a point in every woman's life (and it's usually once or twice a year) where she takes her hair into account. For some of us, its the spontaneous urge to take a stab at cutting our own bangs (and the panicked appoint with a qualified professional the next day to fix what we did to ours...
2019-01-14 21:34:22 +0000 UTC View PostQuite a predicament, what with our heroine's problems compounded by the appearance of her best friend — with absurdity of her own to contend with!
So what happens next? Let's find out.
2019-01-14 20:33:35 +0000 UTC View PostAs they stood on opposite sides of the threshold, their eyes took in the full effect of each other’s conditions before locking. Kathryn saw Heather’s furrowed brow and wide stare returning hers. As for Heather, she looked into two bloodshot eyes punctuated by dry cascading streaks of last nig...
2019-01-14 20:27:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I think it's pretty safe to say that this shirt should be officially retired. It's too bad. I like this shade of green.
Just a little something while taking a quick break from... things. There was a chair there, so I said, What the hell.
2019-01-07 01:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday, something terrible happened. A perfectly lovely bottle of wine (because isn't all wine lovely, at the end of the day?) got bulldozed.
It was on the countertop, and I turned left when I should have turned right. Zigged, when I should have zagged? In any case, the damned thin...
2019-01-06 01:39:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Disclaimer: The screenshot of the Instagram account above is NOT of me. I'll explain below, but just wanted to get that out there for those of you who (understandably) might just breeze through and think that I started a backup account, or something. Again, @selinaydinbas is NOT affil...
2018-12-31 02:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
In my continuing effort to explore the medium of "security cam footage," I'm doing a little experimenting. The guy who hid that camera at my old apartment was clever enough so I never noticed the camera in the first place (so good enough, I guess). Nevertheless, my imagination eventually wandered...
2018-12-29 04:11:44 +0000 UTC View Post
You guys deserve a bit more substantial version of that teaser pic I posted a little while back. Bonus points if you can discern the background noise, because sometimes I forget to hit pause on my not-inconsiderable collection of pirated movies.
2018-12-24 00:54:22 +0000 UTC View PostIt's one of my favorite themes of good literature. I know it's a pretty consistent theme in most of the world's religions, but that makes sense — the yearning for redemption is one of the most pervasive and elusive of all the human-kinds-of-things. Only makes sense that it would seep into our p...
2018-12-24 00:38:28 +0000 UTC View Post
To go along with the cool piece @prizm3dxart did (just posted it to Instagram). The guy works hard and is pretty swamped at the moment, but he and I have had some cool conversations about collaborating on a piece of fiction at some point, which I think would be a hoot. No spoilers, but something ...
2018-12-20 03:24:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I've discovered, fairly recently, that there was a time in my recent life when I was being spied on. I'll spare you the grizzly details, but it involved the boyfriend of a friend, a breaking-and-entering, the violation of some privacy rights that I'm pretty sure are protected by the law,...
2018-12-17 02:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post
So, a long time ago, there was this fella named Theseus. He had a boat. A ship, actually. Over time, the ship got very old and saw a lot of battles. Parts had to be replaced. A mast here, a sail there, a shit load of wood.
One day, somebody realized that every single part on this boat had b...
2018-12-12 11:50:16 +0000 UTC View Post