What's to come? Why, that's up to you. This poll will be open to all Patrons who subscribe to the "Heather's Metamorphosis" tier.
This poll will run through this Wednesday, December 12, 11:59 p.m. Then, I'll get to work on the next chapter as you've decided it!
So what happens to our ...
2018-12-10 01:58:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe door to the bathroom was slightly ajar when Heather slammed it open with her shoulder. Her arms were occupied as she pressed them into her breasts in a vein attempt to reign the violent swaying that threatened to topple her over as she lurched quickly down the hallway. Through sharp intakes o...
2018-12-10 01:40:00 +0000 UTC View Post
While I've been sitting here waiting for my computer to stop being a derp (OS issues), I went back through some pictures on my phone and stumbled across this one. A great many of you have asked me why I don't smile more often, so when I saw this one, I got a chuckle and decided to post it.
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2018-11-29 20:16:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, my lovelies! First of all, I'm thrilled that so many of you have decided to support me at this tier! This is a really fun story to work on, and I'm actually having a lot more fun with the "you choose the direction" element than I thought I would.
So it's with a bit of a headache (not...
2018-11-29 19:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
No bloviation tonight, my lovelies. It's just that a number of you (I'm guessing) are still recovering from the holiday (oh, the mixed blessings of family time!), and since I'm a little tipsy anyway, I thought I'd make ya' something fun. :-)
Puissiez-vous rêver profondément de choses... j...
2018-11-24 01:46:18 +0000 UTC View PostSo hopefully, you've read chapter 1. And even more hopefully, it whetted your whistle for what's to come.
And what's to come? Why, that's up to you. This poll will be open to all Patrons; each poll after this, and each following chapter, will be available to those who subscribe to the...
2018-11-22 20:32:36 +0000 UTC View PostThe last vestiges. A flickering of images caught on the precipice between asleep and awake. A man in smoke filled room. A sense of excitement. Trepidation. A window. The man’s face wasn’t visible. He was hidden in the shadows.
“Care for another drink, dear?”
She was floating. ...
2018-11-22 20:24:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This just so happens to be my go-to "let's get comfy and start writing" position. Bras a great and all, but nothing beats the comfort that comes with just letting the girls fall asleep in your lap. #bigboobsolutions to #bigboobproblems.
2018-11-22 12:59:45 +0000 UTC View PostTo those of you in the States, a Happy Thanksgiving. I am not currently in the States, but I’ll be making merry with a bottle of brandy; come this afternoon, I might rustle my ass off to the kitchen to make some of Heather’s Famous Home-Made Stuffing (I don’t have sage… That’s the trick...
2018-11-22 12:50:13 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a fun illustration, courtesy of @aloysiuseroticart. He gets bonus points for re-creating my favorite pajama bottoms (and a few more for giving me the Michelle Obama arms I've always wanted).
If you'd like to see the topless version, it's available on the "color" tier of his Pa...
2018-11-21 15:38:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, maybe not infamous. But this is the one that got banned and earned me a strike on Youtube! And in less than an hour, which I assume, in certain circles, makes me a big-boobed badass.
2018-11-19 18:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post“Any technology, significantly advanced, is indistinguishable from magic.” - Arthur C. Clarke
Any woman, presented with far too little time on her hands to clean her filthy-ass 700-square-foot apartment, is capable of some magical fucking shit.” — Heather Beck
<... 2018-11-14 01:48:24 +0000 UTC View Post
You ever have one of those weeks? It's Sunday night, and you're all like, "Okay, tomorrow is Monday. Yeah. I am going to destroy this week like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill." Then, all of a sudden, it's Friday, and you're like, "Huh. Clearly I have gone through a wormhole." I think we've all...
2018-11-10 00:16:48 +0000 UTC View Post
It may not come as s surprise to a lot of you that I wear T shirts kinda funny. But as a denizen of the early 2000s, I have an affinity for a good old fashioned graphic tee, and wore a great many of them proudly, especially before the boobies went haywire.
"Back in my day, we wore our persona...
Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, 4th of July... they all have a special meaning, because I've had ones that were a lot of fun.
Context and perspective change. No foul to these holidays. But more recently, I've found a great deal of solace and opportunity for reflection in the Latin-American...
Yeah, I just noticed that "permissions" stuff that some of you have been experiencing with videos on Google Drive too. 😠 I'm working on it... thinking I might just splurge the $6/month on a Vimeo account (hey, you kind folks are each pitching me $6/month, so it only seems appropriate). Consistenc...
2018-11-01 12:16:13 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATED WITH A NEW LINK! (I gotzed me a Vimeo account.)
It kinda snuck up on me this year. I'm more of a Dia de los Muertos gal, so here I am, without a costume (if I would have had a little more time and a LOT more makeup, I would have appropriated (more like appreciated) the glorious culture of ...
2018-10-31 17:54:13 +0000 UTC View Post
...you felt bad for missing your self-imposed deadline last night, so you decided to do something nice for your patrons, like posting a fun (nipple-free?) video on YouTube that was taken down in less than an hour, earning you a "strike" (whatever the hell that means), ultimately leading to mass conf...
2018-10-30 17:13:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's gonna be a doozy, in a 🤣/😰 kinda way.
2018-10-29 15:12:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Desperately trying to wrap some writing, but damn my dyed-in-the-wool mastery of the fine art of procrastination!
So, fucking with some filters. On the upside? I look kinda like a Van Gogh painting. On the downside? Don't zoom in too close to my face, because it made me look wrinkly as fuuuuu...
"My candle burns at both ends; It shall not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends — it gives a lovely light!" — Edna St. Vincent Millay
There's a certain benefit to pretending to not giving a fuck. It's something I've been slowly trying to learn over these last mont...
2018-10-22 12:51:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Ernie Barnes is probably my favorite American artist. He worked primarily during the '60s and '70s (though kept working until he passed away in '09).
He's best known for his lively, detailed, movement-fueled scenes depicting African-American culture during his youth and upbringing (he was born in...
Disclaimer: it does occur to me that I've been posting a bunch of illustrations on here lately. But when it rains it pours, and frankly, I've been flattered by the cool artistic folks who have volunteered to render me. It's just kinda fun, and is kind of a confidence booster — I think I can feel m...
2018-10-21 15:17:39 +0000 UTC View Post
The more/less classical version of that lovely illustration from last week (read: nude-er). I do like how Old Worlde it makes me seem. Though I do suspect that if more European masterpieces carried the same... features... people would spend a bit more time in museums. Might be for the best?
I'm n...
That blue plaid top, rendered in glorious monotone.
In any case, it's a pleasure. Consider this a small celebration, as I finally filed my taxes. Hooray, extensions.
So, I got a little froggy with this one. It might have become abundantly apparent to some of you that my skills with visual artistry aren't necessarily... astonishing.
Toss that in with that a couple of new apps for my phone that have all sorts of goofy filters, and I feel like I'm forgettin...
2018-10-11 14:47:15 +0000 UTC View Post
So, in Spain, there's the brand of hooch. It's called DYC. It costs about 10€ a bottle, which isn't bad. It's also pronounced, colloquially, "deek," which to me, sounds like "diiick," which does tend to bring my 13-year-old boy sense of humor out from hiding.
The closest thing I can compar...
2018-10-09 14:50:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A few of you have asked, so here it is (so far, anyway — not sure if it's done yet? Surprises!).
The kind fella who made this image has told me that I can share, but I haven't yet gotten clearance to share his name.
Suffice it to say, I really like it a lot — kinda feel like it cap...
So, this is something that I think would be cool to start. If at any point it becomes too redundant, let me know.
But here's the thing. As a woman on the internet a (WOTI?), you do, in fact, open yourself up to any manner of lewd, lascivious, strange, inappropriate, and odd commentary. I w...
This time tomorrow what will we see /
Field full of houses, endless rows of crowded streets /
I don't know where I'm going / I don't want to see /
I feel the world below me / looking up at me /
Leave the sun behind me/ and watch the clouds as they sadly pass me by /
I'm in perpetual m...