Big Bean Abe Epperson proves why he's head of the network by putting every other embarrassing story ever featured on the show to shame. His shame is so shameful, other peoples' sh...
2019-04-17 18:18:06 +0000 UTC View Post
For the last nine months or so, we've had a Reward Tier called "Clown School," whereby Patrons could pay fifty bucks to have us provide feedback on a personal project. While we've decided to shutter ...
2019-04-15 22:09:37 +0000 UTC View PostThank you to ALL who helped us reach our goal of raising enough funds to launch our new series Off Hours! That includes all the first-timers, veteran Cool Beans, and folks who simply spread the word or are...
2019-04-15 19:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post
The 'Burbs! It's part broad 80's comedy, part white xenophobic fear fulfillment, and all Tom Hanks-ed up! Daniel V. Gordh joins the guys to break down every aspect of this weird, dated, yet at moments brilliant movie...
2019-04-12 06:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostIn case you hadn't noticed, we went ahead and changed our funding goal! Don't believe me? Look to the left of this post slightly and BE AMAZED.
See, our goal used to be "Give us $12,000 to make a short to use as a pitching tool to help sell a movie." We wer...
2019-04-09 19:23:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Our old boss and host of the Daily Zeitgeist Jack "Potatoes" O'Brien takes a break from fatherhood to watch the most violent, gruesome western eve...
2019-04-08 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
From bug-bread (excellent with butter bugs), to lab-grown meat, to unfuckable turkeys, to The Mootrix 2: Electric Boogamoo, Abe and Cristian take a survey of the kind of crap all ten billion of us will be eating the day after tomorrow. Literally. Shit is rough out here, folks. SPONSORED BY FOODIN...
2019-04-05 16:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt's called Force of Nature. We've been streaming it for a while. Today we wrap it up, and soon we will host a reading with actor friends. For now, the final writing stream is available HERE:
2019-04-04 22:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostA while back, we were asked to pitch animated series that comically subvert the tropes of a classic (second-tier, that was part of it) Hanna-Barberra cartoon. Something that would be at home in the [adult swim] space.
Here are the pitches we came up with, all of which are not currently on y...
2019-04-03 20:41:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This little buddy, you really just have to see for yourself. Bridgett tells the guys about an animal so improbable they both immediately go violently insane. It's a hoot!
Art by the Small Beans community.
Wicked Guitar Riff by Abe Epperson.
2019-04-02 01:50:09 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE: This stream will begin at 3PM TODAY, Pacific Daylight Time.
If you've been around the Beanfields of late, you probably know that Michael and Abraham are working on their third co-written feature-length screenplay, and streaming the process!
It's called "Force of Nature." It's ...
2019-03-29 05:30:39 +0000 UTC View Post
As you might expect, despite the rich, refried goodness our beloved Cool Beans keep flowing through the joint (money, he's describing money), it also sometimes bean-hooves the SB Boys to take on side work to make beans meet. WHAT? Just keep reading.
Here's a thing! Mike was luckily and awes...
2019-03-29 03:38:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Your favorite purveyors of humiliation Bridgett and Sarah turn to you, the audience, to execute the final phase of what was alwa...
2019-03-27 19:27:20 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjgwxMaEhAs
If you want plot details, they can be found here: <...
2019-03-22 23:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Special Thanks to Cool Bean Zac Shwartz for bringing this episode to your ears by supporting us at the "Pick the Flick!" level! Flick well-picked, Zac. Flick well-picked.
Charlie Kaufman's devastating tale of life, death, and ham-fisted direction shows a side of Phillip Seymour Hoffma...
2019-03-22 16:55:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, all who would ride and die for Beans and Bean-related puns! Swaim here. Since people responded so positively to our Mar10 post of a Cracked pilot script that never got produced, I thought I'd sha...
2019-03-20 21:24:18 +0000 UTC View Post
As more than a YEAR has passed since some of our pods dropped just on the other side of the Patronage Wall (wow, thanks for keeping us afloat so long!), we here at Small Beans have decided to share some ...
2019-03-20 05:44:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Jamie Loftus joins Michael in the Pit of Odiousness to discuss her dealings with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, the importance of wearing long sleeves at work, Lilo &...
2019-03-17 04:57:29 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uaDDbKLHmg
If you want plot details, they can be found here: <...
2019-03-14 23:10:49 +0000 UTC View Post
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The oft-maligned prelude to No Country, Joel and Ethan's grudging remake of the Alec Guinness/Peter Sellers comedy classic The Ladykillers is...wait for it...funnier tha...
2019-03-14 01:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post
BOLD is a podcast about race and justice in America, and a collaboration between Small Beans and Showing Up For Racial Justice, produced by 2019-03-11 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In honor of the date, please enjoy this script Swaim wrote for a never-to-be-produced planned series at Cracked called "16 - Bits." An animated follow-up to 8 - Bits, th...
2019-03-11 03:22:38 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCQW5-fnKc4
If you want plot details, they can be found here: <...
2019-03-08 22:04:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Greg, Adam and Mike answer Small Beans' questions, shoot the shoot about Escort Mission, their tenures at Cracked, and plans for future collaborations. It's fun to hear old friends catch up!
2019-03-08 06:20:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Abe and Cristian examine fictional economies that strive to span galaxies, yet fail to actually function in any conceivable realm of ...
2019-03-07 02:16:38 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN6rmbch5mY
If you want plot details, they can be found here: <...
2019-03-07 00:14:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The Dino Dream ...
2019-03-04 22:26:56 +0000 UTC View Post
In honor of our GoldenEye episode of 1Upsmanship, we thought it would be appropriate to share one of our very first sketches, filmed in a breastfeeding room at UC San Diego, and featuring the improvised...
2019-03-01 07:17:38 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK9TV7tJYCE
If you want plot details, they can be found h...
2019-02-28 00:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K94E2isxkNY
If you want plot details, they can be found here: <...
2019-02-26 00:09:25 +0000 UTC View Post