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2019-07-31 20:48:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to C-SPAN 5’s coverage of Tim the Handlebreaker’s Testimony about his Handle Report. We join Senior Member of HWIDG Tab Birt right….now. Mr. Handlebreaker, I appreciate your giving us your time to help us clarify some of the language in your most recent report. Now, you claim t...
2019-07-25 01:38:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In a world filled with podcasts that focus only on bitching and moaning a bonus episode stands alone, Here's What I Do Get. With their super human hearts these two men talk about their feelings in a way that is approachable and not unmanly, listen as they diatribe about:
- Bot Accounts
-...
Welcome to the Here's What I Don't Get Area 51 Betting Special! In just two months, millions of Americans will do their civic duty in disclosing information and objects found at Area 51. We here at HWIDG understand that many do not have the opportunity or time to attend this specific gathering, s...
2019-07-18 03:48:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Transmission Reconnected:
Units 1 of 2 and 2 of 2 are back again and they are finishing what they started. Season 5 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The second half of season five has some truly great episodes, and we're gonna tell you about them.
2019-07-16 05:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to 80's: The Show on Netflix! Remember Stephen King? Remember The Goonies and Ghostbusters? Remember Dungeons and Dragons? Remember Synthesizers? Remember skateboarding? Remember smoking cigarettes? Remember Motley Crue and Michael Jackson? Remember going to the mall? Remember Russians? W...
2019-07-10 23:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing the HWIDG Quadruple Bypass 5XL Bacon Cheeseburger. No sissy vegetables, just 5 layers of juicy 100% all-beef patties, Wisconsin cheddar cheese, and Applewood-smoked thick-cut peppered bacon. Served with our 128 oz. ...
2019-07-03 13:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Attention Cadets your mission briefing for Season 5 of Star Trek: The Next Generation is finally here. Unit 1 of 2 and 2 of 2 are regenerating and transmitting your orders as we assimilate. Stay tuned for Part 2 coming soon.
2019-07-02 05:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's July and that means one thing. Loving America, and yet you weebs decided we would be better served watching a robot lady fight some anime people. I know less than nothing about this franchise other than everyone was super pissed off that Scarlet Johansen a WHITE woman who puts asses in seats...
2019-07-01 17:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Rise up GAYmers and give praise. The lamest E3 in recent history has come and gone. Tim sits down Tab and tells him about all the new games coming in the next few years and why they will or won't suck. Get lost in some tangents about other non gaming stuff. And leave your thoughts on a new $15 ti...
2019-06-30 18:53:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back Here's What I Don't Get True Believers whis month we're talking about these small pedantic complaints.
- Ripping Your Pants
- Strip Clubs
- "50 Ways to Cook _____" YouTube Videos
- Not Wearing Shoes
It's the baseline cartoon comedic moment, a guy bends over to do...
2019-06-30 18:36:08 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s official, Summer’s here. Time for mosquitoes, beaches, sweat, sweat, and more sweat. It’s all of your least favorite things in one convent package! But! IF you order now, we’ll thrown in the Best Of Summer Pack, which includes: grilling, ice cream, summer blockbusters, and an ice-col...
2019-06-27 02:09:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Some days you just don't feel like you. Back in your 20's you had all the energy in the world! But these days it gets tougher and tougher every day to really let your spouse know how you feel. If your life is missing that special feeling, then it's time to talk to your doctor about Hwidgra. Hwigd...
2019-06-19 23:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back HWIDG supporters, and to the pirates, I hope someone bites off your privates. This month we're pulling a Scruff McGruff and taking a big ol' bite out of:
- E3
- Grilling
- 4K
- Charting the Journey
Every year we get new video games, and the best time to find out ...
2019-06-16 00:57:39 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on Unsolved Mysteries…a podcast, known as HWIDG, is under attack by forces from the other side. Or is it something even more sinister? The hosts were recording on a Monday night, as they usually do. When all of a sudden, the inner-most studio door shakes violently. Its inner handle no...
2019-06-13 01:18:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It's June and finally I had some time to open my computer again to edit this commentary. This month Tim and I sit down to watch a movie that shaped the 2000s like no other movie could. The Matrix. We talk about the sequels and the effects and how we got into our leather fetishes. Who didn't get t...
2019-06-06 01:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to HWIDG's Believe It Or Not! Tonight we tackle the mysterious case of “bag-fling". This forbidden martial art has popped up many times throughout history, and each time, the legends around it... have only gotten deadlier. The earliest record of bag-fling was actually known by a differe...
2019-06-06 01:05:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there folks! We know it's been a rough few months since launch, but we're still hard at work over here at HWIDG Studios to give you guys the best experience that PODCAST: THE GAME can be. So, here's the list of updates we're rolling out today to address some issues that have popped up since t...
2019-05-30 01:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today at HWIDG Ministries to finally wish farewell to our console brother, the OUYA. Let him serve as a warning to any start-up company thinking they can infiltrate the market and grab a slice of the pie despite us already having eaten. From his dumb curved box...
2019-05-23 00:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back HWIDG Patrons to this month's bonus episode. We just finished seeing John Wick 3 and it's great. After we finish adoring all things Keanu Reeves we're discussing these great pleasures.
Going Cold Turkey
Working with Your Hands
Mortal Kombat
Heads Up Displays
Bein...
2019-05-20 01:55:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello and welcome to the Grand Opening of Here’s What I Don’t Wear! We’ve got all of your favorite brands at low, low prices! JNCO, Punitive Efficiency, GAP, Controllers on PC, The North Face, Non-Profits, FUBU, Bringing Back a Franchise to Fit Something Popular, Reebok, and more! Come in f...
2019-05-15 18:11:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Whenever there's danger of any kind, from cats in trees, to a spilled double double at the Timmie's, the HWIDG Mounted Brigade is there to help! Officers of her majesty, they enter into the most dangerous situations! Whether it's a burning Kraft Dinner, or a rampaging moose, our officers ar...
2019-05-08 04:22:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to season 4 of TNG. We're wrapping this season up with some of the best episodes in TNG history and some of the worst reasons why Counselor Troi is on the show. Tim has some strong thoughts on these and we're not sure what he's going to watch next! Stay tuned for Season 5 coming soon...
2019-05-03 05:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the HWIDG open mic comedy night! You get 5 minutes, and if the crowd is over 50% unsatisfied with your performance, you get shot in the head! Don't forget to tip your bartender and a reminder that we have our crowdfunding jar...
2019-05-01 23:42:59 +0000 UTC View Post
It's May HWIDG fans and that means John Wick 3 is 16 days away. What better way to say please don't kill me with a pencil than watching John Wick 2 for the dozenth time. John Wick is back to fulfill a debt, a blood oath, and he's got the weapons and tailors to do it.
2019-05-01 17:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
After thanos snapped, the world hasn't been the same, but we have a plan to make a counter Infinity Gauntlet we just need to get these last four stones.
- Scheduled Delivery
- Not Being Acknowledged
- Fast Seasons
- Non-Complainers
The Scheduled Delivery stone's power is anno...
2019-04-30 05:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and I sit down to discuss the first half of TNG season 4, who will be the captain, who will be the first mate. Who gets The First Dutied into a totally not the same character role on Voyager? Listen to find out!
2019-04-30 02:55:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Warning: This episode is better as a post mortem to see if what we thought was right or not. I highly suggest you listen to this after seeing Endgame and not before.
It's time folks, if your podcast app is updating it means that Tim and I are in the theater watchin...
2019-04-26 03:11:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Summer is Coming. On the final season of Game of HWIDG no one is safe. Watch as approximately 4,562 plotlines converge and people are crossed, double crossed, backstabbed and frontstabbed. Aren't watching? What's wrong with you? Are you living under a rock? Everyone's doing it. It makes you look ...
2019-04-24 23:22:08 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the penulitmate episode of Road Through Infinity War. Captain Marvel brings us Brie Larson the most boring, bland, flat, lame character of the Marvel Universe. In a film where the child actor out shines you, you have to really suck. Join Nick Fury, a Cat, and Carol DanVERS 2019-04-24 16:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post