In the thrilling sequel to Ant-Man we find out Scott Lang has ant Syphillis from a one night stand he had down in the colony. Can Hope Van Dyne shrink down and clean his penis and save his life? Or will Scott die before the credits roll? Find out in this thrilling Episode.
2019-04-24 01:18:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim and Todd join me to talk about the culmination of 10 years of movie plots in the biggest movie event of its time. We explain the plots of previous movies to Todd and help him understand what the fuck is happening.
2019-04-18 17:39:57 +0000 UTC View Post
What up YouTube?! Welcome back to Here's What I Don't Get Reactions. Today we're listening to episode 125. Remember to like, comment and subscribe. And hit that bell button to get notified when we post a new video. Okay! Here we go. Alright alright. Good ad this week. Wow, that is so true. Okay, ...
2019-04-17 23:53:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Breaker Three Oh, Breaker Three Oh, This is the Madcuck out there on the highways haulin' a load of do gets to some degens upcountry. So buckle up your back door, grab a CB, get that manifest out because we're searching cabs for these important issues.
Pit Stops
Tailored Fit
Hotel Bre...
Welcome friends to the penultimate film before Infinity War and the greatest film ever made, according to fucking morons on the internet. Black Panther is a competent movie, and a total bore. In a formulaic Marvel Origin story that devolves into a CGI shitfest, we are introduced to Black Panther,...
2019-04-12 00:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, hello! Welcome to the Here's What I Don't Get Inn! Rooms are $5 a night. What's the catch? Well, we have a constant playlist of our podcast playing in your room 24/7. Not loud, but just loud enough to not ignore. It's $15 to mute a single episode, or $50 per pair of earmuffs. The AC unit is $...
2019-04-11 02:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally a Thor movie that doesn't suck! Welcome friends to episode 17 of the fast approaching Road Through Infinity War. Tony couldn't join me because he never did get back with me for a time and with only 17 days, 23 hours, 43 minutes and 44 seconds until I see Endgame I need to get this shit do...
2019-04-08 03:26:14 +0000 UTC View Post
A mission deep into the unknown. Aboard the S.S. Hereswhatidontget, two men venture into that cold black of space in search of life beyond our own planetary system. What will they find? How will the claustrophobic ship warp their minds? But most importantly… what will they do with all that time...
2019-04-03 23:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post
John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.
And this, is one of the greatest movies ever made. Join Tab, Tim, and Todd in his first time watching this movie in a cinem...
2019-04-01 17:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Step into the matrix, fellow HWIDGers! It's time bury dictators and fire up particle accelerators as we light speed collide the following issues:
- The Mandela Effect
- The Parenthood Penalty
It feels like I'm forgetting to remember something that happened early in the episod...
2019-04-01 05:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back HWIDG fans to this month's Minisode dedicated to you the listener. This month we're back at the affected talking studios and mumbling about these issues.
Gas Cans
The Revenge of 2019
My Gum Not Being Here
Guitar Hands
Another victim in the slow march towards obso...
2019-03-30 05:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This was an April Fool's prank, we actually watched into the SpiderVerse, the black spider man movie
2019-03-30 02:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the American Podcast Museum! Now if you follow me I can show you our newest entry in the Historically Relevant wing, this is the Here's What I Don't Get Podcast. Mostly a comedy show, this show featured a slew of hosts talking about what things in life bothered them. But one crucial ep...
2019-03-28 00:35:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do svidaniya, comrade! Welcome to glorious H.W.I.D.G Podcast. You will be liking to hear General Birtov and Podpolkovnik Timor discussion on all glorious presents gifted by Supreme Leader. All talkings are approved by NKVD, so no having worryings about treason! This week, comrades discussing havi...
2019-03-20 23:29:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Life is filled with every day misfortunes but this time we're not talking about that, we're talking about what's best in life, and following Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women, are these big do gets.
Trailers
Trying New Thing...
Welcome back a legend into the fold, Spider-Man in the third reboot of the character in 20 years someone finally gets it right and it is so good. Meet Peter Parker, a mild mannered high schooler with great power, but we can't say great responsibility. His nemesis, the OG Batman Michael Keaton who...
2019-03-18 00:18:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This time on Road Through Infinity War we discuss the masterpiece that is Guardians of the Galaxy 2. A masterpiece of shit. This movie cannot let a single moment pass without under cutting it with a sarcastic comment or mean spirited quip. The first film was great, and I am 100% sure it was becau...
2019-03-18 00:14:51 +0000 UTC View Post
THIS IS NOT A DRILL OR TEST. THIS IS A CRIME ALERT. TAB BIRT AGE 27 WAS LAST SEEN IN TULSA ON SATURDAY MARCH 9TH. HE WAS LAST SEEN WEARING A MULTICOLORED PROPELLER HAT, A PINK CROP TOP, AND JNCO BRAND JEANS. HE IS PRESUMED ARMED AND DANGEROUS AFTER COMTTING A SERIES OF LIME SCOOTER-RELATED ASSAUL...
2019-03-14 03:14:22 +0000 UTC View Post
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! THIS BIRD'S COMING IN HOT! I GOTTA PUT HER DOWN SOMEWHERE! THERE! IT'S A STUDIO OF SOME SORT! IT SAYS HWIDG! TELL MY LITTLE GIRL I LOVE HER!
* Digital Survivalists
* The Cone of Shame
* Cultural Touchstones
* Law & Order: SVU
There are those that can survi...
2019-03-07 06:38:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome patrons to this month's movie commentary, it's a shorty this month. 2018's Joe Goodall directed Breakdown. Join a desperate couple tricked into kidnapping a poor girl and forced to be shot like a comedy in places that don't require a permit to film. Will they do the right thing and go to ...
2019-03-01 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Nintendo's newest smash hit announced today-Pokemon: Tab and Pokemon: Tim! Join Pokemon Trainer Tab on his quest to gather all the Pokemon in the Merca region and wait... what is he doing to them?! OH GOD! TURN THE CAMERA OFF! TURN IT OFF! KIDS ARE WATCHIN-. Or join Pokemon Trainer Tim on hi...
2019-02-28 02:15:27 +0000 UTC View Post
This...is one small step for a podcast, one giant step for podcasting-kind. Welcome to Here's What I Don't Get, the only currently interstellar podcast to tackle all of space's toughest issues. I'm your host Tim the Capsulebreaker and with me today, the man disappointed that the moon actually is ...
2019-02-21 03:45:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons and welcome to this bonus Episode. This Month we're talking about these pleasures!
Winning
Fog
Loot
Cruising
What's best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women! Winning, it's what we are biologically ...
2019-02-19 01:30:23 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I just bought this storage locker for 600 smackeroos. Bill was being a jackass and bidding me up, probably cause he's jealous of my store doing more business than his, but anyways let's get this bad boy open. Okay. At first, this locker doesn't look great. A lot of used clothes in bags, that'...
2019-02-14 01:57:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year again, Valentine's Day, and what better way to say I love you than to take you sweetheart home, put on Starship Troopers and show her the perils of Facism in Spaaaaace!
This month our second commentary asks, "Do you want to live forever?" We definitely do, but only i...
Inmate: HWIDG2-1a
Crime: Supporting a wrong think podcast
Sentence: Life without the possibility of parole in New York.
New York, New York is it everything they say? And no place that I'd rather be. Except during the distant future year of 1997 when things went way fuckin south ...
2019-02-07 03:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Breaker breaker, this is Big Daddy HWIDG, I'm haulin' a load of go-juice to Spud Town and I got me a bit of trouble. Seems like there's an expired lot lizard in my cabin. Picked it up at a pickle park bout 50 miles back and I think it got into my West Coast turnarounds. Any go...
2019-02-07 00:27:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Previously on HWIDG the Next Generation. Tab was promoted to Admiral, Tim was distressed by the sudden usurpation of his command, and only two of the first eleven episodes of the season didn't make it on Tab's must watch list. And now... the conclusion.
2019-01-31 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck you it's January! and what's fucking us this month are these meager issues.
Poorly Designed Specialty Hardware
Birth in Media
Reverse Apology Lookup
Pull Quotes
Why is it when you make something to fill a very very specific need instead of making the best version of that...
2019-01-31 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
After 10,000 years he has returned! The alien menace from the outskirts of Omega IV, The Handlebreaker returns to exact his revenge on the doors of Earth! Can we fight him off? It's up to one man, Colonel Tab Birt! The man with a tragic past, haunted by a handle that wasn't there when he needed i...
2019-01-31 01:53:12 +0000 UTC View Post