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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 119: I am calmly angry



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With Big Mom’s death, I took over everything she had, from the territory, resources, and riches. I had essentially become a Yonko wearing a Marine coat. Also taking Fishman Island under my protection served as a deterrent to many things, not ...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 118: 


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WHOLECAKE MASSACRE: 
Admiral Higumo, also known as Bear D. Max has single-handedly ended the Big Mom Pirates’ tyranny in the new world.
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The paper continued listing off more and more about Max’s acco...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 117: Wholecake Massacre


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Big Mom tried to clash against me, but we were equal in power, though I hadn’t transformed yet, my Haki made up for the difference in physical strength. 


Clang! Clang! Clang!...


We clashed a dozen times in a split seco...

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Game of Thrones: Reborn as a Frey

Chapter 67




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-Oliver (VI)- 



As the war, if it could even be called that, was over, I and Arianne fucked in the bedroom of the previous ruler. Now I knew she was a little sad and all that, but I needed a child from her soon. Or else she would start outl...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 116: A Normal Wedding



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The more she listened to me the more Pudding started being enamored with my explanation. She didn’t know that as long as she listened to me, I would hit her weak points and she would be on my palm sooner or later.



Also, the wedd...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 115: A Bird in a Cage




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-Max POV-



Seeing Raynare coming back from the bathroom with such a happy look on her face, even though it was only a small unnoticeable mirk, told me a thousand words.



Knowing how fake Pudding acted around me...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 114: Cruel



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Perospero guided us through Wholecake island until we went to Big Mom’s castle that looked like a giant wedding cake. I had over a hundred marine soldiers with me but they were guided to another place while I, Raynare, Negan, Reiju, Ain, Binz, and Gion s...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 113: My Version of Truth



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Two weeks passed after my discussion with Big Mom and it didn’t take too long for everything between me and her to be set up. The wedding will be in two weeks and quite a lot of people have been invited, especially those from the underworld...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 112: Plans To Destroy the Yonko



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A couple of months passed after my fight with Kaido, my injuries had already fully healed and I had come to a decision during that time.


The Yonko couldn't exist in the seas I sail.


I had to somehow get rid of the...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 111: Turn Around


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Max stared and Kaido and the Yonko also 'looked' back, though he had no eyes to see from.


'The first one to become angry would lose.' - both knew that.


In that Kaido had a disadvantage as Max was naturally a calmer person. So it was...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 95: Astral Plane




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'It is so ironic.' - thought Julie.


In her goblin form, she was weak. The situation had grown opposite of when Alex was in the Magic Academy. Now he was the strong one and she was weak and in his mercy. Julie didn’t have any dre...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 110: One Punch to Dominate


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Kaido was shocked, confused, and angered. Looking at the dark blood he had just coughed out, he knew that Max had done something. It was another one of his opponent's cowardly tactics.



Glancing back at Max, he saw the smirk that ...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 109: Coward's Way



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Someone like Kaido was a monster among monsters. Even when compared to the other Yonko, he still stood out due to his resilience, something that was a combination of his naturally powerful body and Devil Fruit. Even the strongest human weapons would...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 108: Lucky?


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Even as flames came towards him and the heat tortured his body, Max just stood there and didn’t transform using his Devil Fruit. Instead, he seemed to welcome the burning sensation with pain in his eyes.


He looked at the others as his skin boiled...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 107: Takeover




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Max’s presence was overwhelming. Smoker felt like he was choking on air as he stared at the man that was still shorter than him. But his size couldn’t be underestimated, because in the Marineford Max had been one of the biggest. His contribution...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 106: Metamorphosis



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Marine Base G-5, was a place in the New World where the worst of the worst amongst Marines go. Only people like Smoker and Vergo were able to keep these kinds of rowdy people in check. 


Of course, today was a special day as the base...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 105: Dark Orders




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After Max met with the Five Elders, almost a month passed. No one made any moves during that month and it was as if the world took a deep breath, getting ready for something big.
 



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Akainu stared at the man who was the ...

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The Game of a Blood Mage

Chapter 94: The Joy of Power



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"GhatAhhhh!!" The painful scream of a creature rang out in a dark forest close to the Soul Sect. One of the creatures inhabiting it was injured. 


The injured creature was a goblin wearing rags which consisted of crudely cut anima...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 104: I can make you bow


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Half a month passed and Max had arrived in Mariejois after a quick journey. He was being escorted by over a dozen Cipher Pol agents towards the Five Elders building.


But the inhabitants of this place didn't take too kindly to him being...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 103: Lioness




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Sitting in his office, Akainu contemplated the things that had been happening recently. Being the Fleet Admiral wasn't easy, and every little thing required his attention.



Still, though, the most important thing was to have other high...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 102: Suspicions




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Gion was a Vice Admiral with bright brown eyes, black hair, and a spider tattoo on her thigh. She was quite strong even amongst others of similar rank. And that same woman glanced at Max with suspicion 


Normally she wouldn't have b...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 101: New Chapter 





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Sengoku sighed as he looked at his office one last time... this was it. He now had to let go of his position as Fleet Admiral that he had held on to for years. He wanted Aokiji to take over as he was the best successor that would lead t...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 13: Seduction




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The second Suki had opened her eyes, she was ready to fight. But there wasn't anyone around, and she recognized her room. 

So within a split second, she realized that there was no danger.


"So you are finally awake," an old gr...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 12: Kyoshi Island







We left the Southern Air Temple after burying all of the corpses there. Though by now only bones were left of them.


It was a hard experience for Aang, but an awakening one too. He now understood what had to be done and the dev...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 11: Outburst




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Aang was lost in a trace as he looked at Avatar Roku's statue. Katara brought him out of it by lightly shaking his shoulder.


"Are you okay?" She inquired, and Aang nodded.


"This is Avatar Roku," he suddenly mumbled. He knew the...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 10: Southern Air Temple




Title: Aang Goes Home...




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Once we arrived at the Southern Air Temples, it was quite a nice structure. Something very majestic, even by modern standard, in a world where skyscrapers exist. The towers that were risen seeme...

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Avatar: Awakened Gamer

Chapter 9





Looking around I couldn't see anything and only the small flickering flame provided me with any type of lighting in the area. 


Should I wake up Aang and Katara? No, doing that would only raise them into a sense of panic, and sis wasn't anything ...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 100: End of the Marineford War...





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Shanks gazed at Marineford from far away and frowned. 


"Aren't we going?" Asked Yasopp with a rifle leaning on his shoulder.



Ben Beckman stared at Shanks, noticing that his captain felt somethi...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 99





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Survival of the fittest, that was how the world worked. No matter at which stage, even when humans had everything handed to them, the same ideology presided. 



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Whitebeard stood atop his old crewmate, Kaido, and as he used the Quak...

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One Piece: Desperate

Chapter 98



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Seeing Max being so calm, Blackbeard was nervous at first. But knew that Max was always calm, which freaked him out sometimes. 


People should get angry and be clear about their emotions… on the other hand, the man facing him seemed like an emoti...

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