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December Story Update

Hello patrons,

I'm typing out a quick update to inform you that my December Patreon-exclusive short story, which was meant to come out tomorrow, is going to be delayed.

I've been sick the past couple of days and earlier today I tested positive for COVID-19.

It is my strong inten...

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The Alien Zoo

Ellen Hunter was a certified genius. She had studied all the required subjects of engineering, computer science, biology at Harvard, passing each with flying colors. She had trained diligently to complete the grueling long-term physical exam. She had maintained a strict regiment to keep her body ...

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Bloodsucker to Thumbsucker

It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Catina pushed open the doors to the White Worm Tavern where several patrons, many of whom were tourists, were getting drunk and celebrating the All Hallow's Eve festivities.

Some were in costume, but Catina wasn't. She was dressed up though, wea...

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Escape From Silly Times Daycare - PROLOGUE

Sunlight peeked in through the cracks in the blinds as the alarm on Michael's iPhone started to chirp. Michael struggled to crack open his eyes as he threw his large, weighted comforter from off of his body. He slumped his hand over and hit the phone to stop the incessant noise. His phone showed ...

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The Shopping List

The automatic doors slid apart as the store's chime indicated a customer had entered the store. Bret trembled as the immediate breeze of the air conditioning hit his legs and arms where his skin was exposed. Shopping list in hand, he peered around anxiously as he marched toward the shopping aisle...

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A Formal Affair

Charlotte saw the mansion shimmering in the distance as the door to the town car was opened by one of Mr. White's attendants. Mr. White was there to grab her hand and lead her up the spiraling driveway to the fair gates.

It was a glamorous event. Their town car had parked in a line of other...

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Diapies Ahoy!

Note: Stories will no longer feature any photos. Thanks for understanding!

Mason looked out across the Manhattan skyline as Naomi sipped her mimosa. It was a beautiful day and what better way to spend it than having a delicious bottomless brunch on a cruise around the islan...

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Make a Wish!

Angelo stared at his store-bought cake as the birthday candle wax started to melt onto the icing. He should've been blowing out the candles before they burnt down completely, but the new tricenarian was lost in thought.

It was Angelo's thirtieth birthday and here he was all alone. He had tr...

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Rub-a-Dub-Dub

EDIT: Had to remove photos to keep this story visible. Apologies!

When Penny first saw Xander from across the room, she had thought his lack of grooming indicated that he was a raw, masculine woodsman-type of guy. After three months of dating, Penny saw what Xander really w...

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The Flower Girl

Tiffany couldn't help but smile and shed some happy tears as her bridesmaids entered the church to meet her husband-to-be at the altar. The ceremony was turning out so beautifully, exactly as she had alw...

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Crawling Back

Nadia took a sip of her pinot noir, sinking deeper into the soothing bubbles that made up her bath. The young woman had decided to treat herself tonight with an expensive bottle of wine, a good book, and...

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Lettermans and Leotards

Gordon had been the star quarterback and MVP of his high school football team. He got a scholarship from Florida State to play football there. He got to pick and choose any girl he wanted. He had a brigh...

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Scientific Sabotage

Maria was careful to allow only one drop of her solution to fall from her pipette into the bottom of the champagne glass.

A knock came at the door. Maria had been so tense that she almost emptied t...

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Twas the Nap Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Geoff's flat,
The one creature that stirred was a new kind of rat.

The man Geoff paced around his apartment with glee,
As he plotted to hide...

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No Nut November

November 1st

I grabbed a few beers with my roommate Brennan and his friend Tina this past weekend, but the conversation got really out of hand.

Tina was talking about this th...

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The Haunting Of Governor's Point

*Ring ring*

The door chime went off as Sara hesitantly entered the run-down convenience store. It didn't take her long to locate a Monster energy drink before making her way to the counter.

"...

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