Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
Experts accused of collecting autistic people’s various secretions in order to cure autism have reassured the public that they’re simply using t...
2024-08-13 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Your junk mail filter is sick of being blamed for your nonsense, it has been confirmed.
The folder, who asked to be referred to as Spammy, issued the statement after you telling your boss the...
2024-08-09 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman staring off into the middle distance is having an adventure you couldn’t possibly begin to imagine, it has been rumoured.&...
2024-08-06 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone,
We’re very excited to announce or next community event, which is open to ALL paid subscribers at all levels! Our last event was so fun and supportive and we can’t wait for the next one.
Join us on Sunday 11th August at 6pm BST as we have a fun chat all things late d...
2024-08-02 13:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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A mother who lives too far away from her autistic daughter to “just pop by” has discovered that unexpectedly video calling is almost as satisfyi...
2024-08-02 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman had expressed her anxiety that her favourite film might not end the same way every time she watches it, it has been claimed.
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A piece of work an autistic woman poured her heart and soul into has reportedly become garbage the instant she showed it to her manager.
Sarah...
2024-07-26 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has decided against attending a “relaxed” autism-friendly theatre performance due to it actively discriminating against her ma...
2024-07-23 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man has tragically lost his life after a neurotypical friend got a fact about his special interest very slightly wrong, authorities ...
2024-07-19 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman whose face shows no emotion is actually contemplating your grizzly end, it has been confirmed.
Beth Hapworth, 36, whose expr...
2024-07-16 10:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang,
As we said the other day, we want to open up our monthly live hangouts to paid subscribers at all levels!
We’ve thought long and hard about additional content we can offer $5 subscribers at this point in time and one brilliant suggestion was The Weekly NT - an additional ...
2024-07-14 08:40:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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You’ve somehow managed to sell your workplace on reasonable adjustments, like noise-cancelling headphones, work-from-home days and you’ve won t...
2024-07-12 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello dear Patreon subscribers,
First of all, thank you so much for your support. You enable the work we do and we are so grateful. Also we put our heart and soul into our site and your belief in us means everything.
As this community begins to grow, we wanted to get your thoughts on...
2024-07-10 10:58:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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Aun autistic inflauencer haus maude aun aurt aut auf shauving “au” intau aull haur pausts, sauces hauve claumed.
Pauge Thomaus, 2au5,...
2024-07-09 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Autism has issued a statement, declaring that it prefers identity-first language.
It said: “I’m a list of complex traits that exist in a c...
2024-07-05 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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Your dentist wouldn’t be putting their fingers in your mouth if they didn’t want you to bite them, reports have confirmed.
Spokesperson fo...
2024-07-02 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang!
We’re going live again on Sunday 7th July at 6pm BST. This time we’re doing a talk on own-voices comedy writing - how to get started, how to use your life to generate material, how to shape all that into jokes - and we’ll be taking questions too.
If you’re a $5 sub...
2024-06-29 08:38:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman’s plans to go to town on herself have been scuppered by the arrival of a non-vibrating fidget spinner falsely advertised online...
2024-06-28 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Neurotypical people everywhere are overjoyed by everything being too hot, bright and stupid, it has been reported.
A spokesperson for the neur...
2024-06-25 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has discovered that she does have a superpower - disappearing into the furniture when there’s a knock at the door, it has been r...
2024-06-21 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Film studios have received complaints after DVD releases of popular blockbusters failed to provide an option to turn off an autistic man’s running...
2024-06-18 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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A non-autistic friend would really love to catch up sometime soon, just as soon as she’s less busy with everything that doesn’t involve meeting...
2024-06-14 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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A search engine has been described as “rubbish” after typing the words “how did last night’s beer with Gavin go?” provided no meaningful a...
2024-06-11 10:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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A “robotic and emotionless” autistic woman is in floods of tears because she feels sorry for a manky old yoghurt pot lid, sources have confirmed...
2024-06-07 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An able-bodied, neurotypical friend is really excited to give you a multi-systemic illness with potentially life-ruining consequences, it has be...
2024-06-04 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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A workplace trainer with both professional DEI training and lived experience being autistic has shocked clients by ask...
2024-05-31 10:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Just a reminder that Elsa and I will be hosting our first Patreon $5 members and up live Q&A this Saturday 1st June at 6pm BST!
If you’re not subscribed or a $5 member and you’d like to join in, there’s still time!
We’ll send everyone a Zoom link on Friday via di...
2024-05-29 08:34:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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A non-autistic friend who wants you to meet them halfway actually means they’d like you to come the extra two and a h...
2024-05-28 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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The CPS has won a landmark legal battle against an autistic woman’s husband, whose ostentatious sneezing has been classified as a hate crime, i...
2024-05-24 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman on a hen party has no plans to participate, preferring to neutrally observe others acting like pillocks, it has been rumoured.
...
2024-05-21 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post