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Autistic vegetable lover just going through a phase

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic man who claims to enjoy putting vegetables into his mouth is simply experimenting with his identity and will eventually grow out of it, his lov...

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The Daily Tism is hiring a freelance part-time social media assistant

The Daily Tism is looking for its latest team member! We are looking for a part-time social media assistant to join our fast-growing, back-chatting autism satire website to support our creative team.

As our social media and admin assistant, you will be responsible for:

- Creating ...

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Yay! Autistic woman finally has excuse not to read your Substack

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman is reportedly delighted to have a proper excuse not to read your boring Substack newsletter.

Miya Wilkes, 34, used to feel compelle...

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Lol? Autistic woman takes joke too far again

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman who made the room descend into uncomfortable silence was just trying to one-up her colleague's joke, it has been rumoured. 

Ke...

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Small changes to Patreon - RIP the Weekly NT

Hey terrible autistics,

A quick note to let you know that from today, we’ll be changing our £5 tier to include a third autism piece, rather than The Weekly NT!

That means you can now get even more autism for your subscription, so if you fancy an upgrade, it’s a great time - and ...

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Autistic woman mad as hell and probably going to keep taking it, to be honest

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman has finally had enough of your shit - but let’s face it, is unlikely to do anything about it - sources have claimed. 

Avery...

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Monkey's paw defeated by autistic man’s precisely worded wish

Headline by Andrew Hickey, Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

A cursed monkey’s paw attempting to trap would-be wishers with cruel moral lessons has reportedly curled up and died after bei...

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Autism satire website admits to putting cameras in your home

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

The owners of a satirical autism news site have confessed to bugging the living shit out of your home in what the tabloid press is calling “Autergate”....

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Autistic man needs to point out historical inaccuracies in film or no one else will


Piece by Andrew Hickey, Image Shutterstock

An autistic man “spoiling” a historical film by highlighting every inaccuracy and anachronism has called his interventions “toug...

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Unlucky! TV industry has already got an autism show

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

The television industry already has an autism show, it has been confirmed. 

In a statement released today in response to autistic writers brazen...

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Patreon Live, Sunday 22nd June 6pm BST - Autistic Women Oversharing bonus episode recording

We’re taking an ADHD test - and this time you can join us! Come along on Sunday 22nd June at 6pm UK time to watch a recording of a bonus episode of Autistic Women Oversharing, participate in the comments if y...

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Autistic boyfriend really not tracking your cycle on purpose

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

Your autistic boyfriend genuinely isn’t monitoring your menstrual cycle intentionally, it has been claimed.

Lucas Fletcher, 28, who first became aw...

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Autistic woman unsure why she desperately wants approval of total jagweed

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman is unable to explain why she desperately craves validation from the worst person she knows, it has been rumoured. 

Avery Mann,...

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Autistic woman doesn’t know what’s wrong with her except for all the things that are wrong with her

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman who keeps asking what’s wrong with her has reportedly forgotten the many, many things that are wrong with her, it has been rumoured. View Post

Report: Big light not so big and tough without its lightbulb

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

The big light is not so big and scary now that you’ve removed the one weapon it had in its arsenal, reports have indicated. 

The light, if you...

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Autistic woman who thinks she’s not enough actually a bit much, if anything

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman who believes she’s not enough is, in fact, rather a lot, it has been rumoured. 

Siobhan Moorton, 31, who has learned to over...

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Autistic Women Oversharing season 1 episode 4, Norms - bonus clip!

The story Sara can't share in public because she'll get booted out of her family! Enjoy and please let us know if you've ever heard of such a thing (and for the love of GOD don't share this story outside of this group)!

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Oh no! Autism diagnosis comes with unwanted promotion to role model

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

Your autism diagnosis comes with a mandatory promotion to role model that you neither want nor are you qualified to fulfil, sources have revealed.  View Post

Autistic Women Oversharing bonus documentary: Sara's Adventures in Liverpoolland!

A half-hour bonus documentary behind the scenes of Sara's trip to visit Elsa in Liverpoolland! Featuring the world's most hyper-specific housewarming gift, headless Brian Epstein and special guest nerd, Andrew Hickey!

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Play date! Neurotypical friend REALLY wants you to meet the only other autistic person they know

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

Your non-autistic friend is frothing with excitement at the prospect of you meeting the one other autistic person she knows, it has been rumoured.

Be...

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Autistic Women Oversharing episode 3 bonus pic

My milkshake very decidedly did NOT bring all the boys to the yard!

Episode 3, on the blazing red flags that should have clued us in to the fact that we were autistic (yet somehow didn’t) is now live wherever you get podcasts: 2025-05-13 10:27:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Autistic couple accidentally sets record for world's longest wedding vows

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic couple who wrote their own wedding vows have inadvertently set the world record for the longest vows ever exchanged, sources have confirmed.&nb...

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Life hack! Joking about own faults much easier than fixing them

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

Making self-deprecating jokes about your own toxic behaviours is way less effort than the years of therapy it would take to actually address their root ca...

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Live virtual podcast recording 18th May, 6pm BST

Terrible Autistics!

By now we hope you’ve caught up with our brand-new podcast - Autistic Women Oversharing! If not, here it is - go go go!

Our next Patreon Live will be a virtual live recording of our season 1 finale - the topic being “things we thought our autism would explain...

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“I’m tidying” claims autistic woman just moving piles of mess around

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman having a “spring clean” is actually just moving piles of clutter from one location to another, it has been rumoured. 

Paig...

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Have you caught up with our podcast?

Terrible Autistics! Our brand-new podcast, Autistic Women Oversharing, came out last week! Our first episode had us baring our souls, sharing our embarrassing sexual awakenings and generally disgracing ourselves!

New eps come out every Tuesday - you can catch up with our pilot wherever you...

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Oh no! Thing autistic man needs on other side of room

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic man has been left “helpless” after the thing he needed happened to be all the way across the room, it has been reported. 

Ben Es...

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Autistic woman trying to decide whether to be a pushover and hate herself or assert her needs and hate herself

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman is reportedly unable to choose between letting people walk all over her, resulting in self-loathing, or being so assertive that everyone...

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Autistic Women Oversharing launch and bonus clip!

Hey fellow terrible autistics!

As you may have heard (from us shouting about it) our new podcast, Autistic Women Oversharing launches first thing tomorrow (Tuesday 29th April)!

Make sure you’re the first to hear it by searching and subscribing on your favourite podcast app and in ...

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Autistic woman tried to fucking warn you

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic woman tried, for many years, to warn you about the impending “argh” of every-fucking-thing, it has been confirmed. 

Navya Randha...

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