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An autistic woman has been branded “selfish” after deciding not to bring a child into gestures at everything, sources have r...
2025-01-28 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic child lining up their toys is doing childhood wrong, joyless autism experts have explained.
Seven-year-old Finley Rice, who gets immense...
2025-01-24 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has been accused of “inflexible black-and-white thinking” after insisting on constantly changing her pre-existing conceptions when ne...
2025-01-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic child has been cured by her family telling her to cut it out, it has been announced.
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autis...
2025-01-17 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to get your shit together. That’s why we have absolutely no idea how to help - but we do have these fi...
2025-01-14 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic adult has defied defying stereotypes by actually being just like your autistic nephew, it has been rumoured.
...
2025-01-10 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen has issued an apology after admitting that he has spent his entire career confusing autisti...
2025-01-07 11:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostGet your 2025 diaries out (very carefully, we don’t want to fuck up the first page)! Our first Patreon Live of the year is happening on Sunday 19th January at 6pm GMT!
We’re being joined by The Daily Tism writer and fellow evil autistic, Sarah Amero, to talk about taking those scary fi...
2025-01-05 10:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman accused by a friend of overcompensating has attempted to rectify the situation with a cake reading “sorry for overcompensating.”
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An autistic woman has been left “bereft” after her safe food suddenly became repulsive for literally no reason, it has been rumoured.
Pippa Durh...
2024-12-31 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has expressed horror after discovering that the comprehensive block feature on Bluesky doesn’t work on real life, it has been reported.
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A family is currently embroiled in a blazing row while wearing their matching Christmas pyjamas and looking absolutely ridiculous doing it, according t...
2024-12-25 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has become a real-estate billionaire after finally charging the moochers who have been living in her head rent-free for years, it has been ann...
2024-12-24 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An AuDHD woman is so late with last year’s Christmas presents that she can now pass them off as early for this year, sources have revealed.
Pippa Durham,...
2024-12-20 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has expressed frustration after a new acquaintance refused to break the ice by crossing any social boundaries, it has been rumoured.
Ffi...
2024-12-17 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHi all,
Sara here with that ol’ spiky autistic skillset confessing time zones confused the shot out of me and tonight’s premiere is at 6pm GMT, not BST as previously stated! Everyone should now have the Zoom link in their inbox and we look forward to seeing you at yhe (hopefully) corre...
2024-12-15 13:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has found the key to eternal bliss after finally realising she’s allowed to say “no” whenever the fuck she wants, sources have revealed....
2024-12-13 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman’s new love interest has vowed not to treat her like her ex did, promising instead to be a totally different kind of cunt, it has been rumou...
2024-12-10 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Right-wing assholes looking to start beef with autistics as their next culture-war target have no idea how annoying we plan to be, autistics have announced.&nbs...
2024-12-06 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man recently appointed the latest Father Christmas has announced robust new policies to guarantee the integrity of the naughty-or-nice ...
2024-12-03 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTism Team!
As many of you know, we have been beavering away behind the scenes, having teamed up with the phenomenal Turtle Canyon Comedy to create a short web sketch show pilot.
We are releasing the show to the public on Monday 16th December - so what better way to thank y...
2024-12-02 11:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post
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Weighted blankets are a bit like being buried under an avalanche, but one that’s somehow too hot and won’t kill you, a study has revealed.
The p...
2024-11-29 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic man seeking a life partner enjoys spending quality time inside, getting plenty of stale air and short walks to the fridge, his dating profile h...
2024-11-26 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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Autistics have issued a statement warning neurotypicals about the health and safety risks inherent in stoking open flames for festive nut-roasting ...
2024-11-22 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic cisgender heterosexual white man in his 40s is still, unfortunately, just a cisgender heterosexual white man in his 40s, it has been con...
2024-11-19 11:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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The number one cause of autistic people quietly losing their shit is the thumbs-up emoji, a study has revealed.
The paper, published this wee...
2024-11-15 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman has managed to be so out of date with current trends that she has become trendy again, it has been confirmed.
Ffiona ...
2024-11-12 11:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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A neurotypical audience at a concert has attempted to take credit for the performance by repeatedly self-high-fiving, an autistic woman has reporte...
2024-11-08 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHi all,
We know.
We've got you. Our next Patreon Live is Sunday 17th November at 6pm BST - unsurprisingly on the topic of autistic self-care, glimmers of hope and looking after each other at this, let's face it, pretty fucked-up time.
As always, the Zoom link will go out to all...
2024-11-07 08:48:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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An autistic woman with a crush on Some Guy has generously gifted him with a far superior personality crafted entirely from her imagination.
El...
2024-11-05 11:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post