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Date: Monday 27 February, 2023
Purpose of Form: UEFA C Licence Session Report
Candidate Name: Max Best
Coach Developer: Michelle Lomas
Participants: Darlington FC Under Twelves
Session Goals:
Creating and exploiting overloads in ...
2023-06-26 10:09:50 +0000 UTC View Post25.
Saturday 25th February
I met Emma at Bradford Interchange and we drove to Horsfall Stadium, home of Bradford (Park Avenue), my favourite team that includes brackets in their name. I asked for help, and Emma used some brackets of her own in the form of a mumbled disclaimer.
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2023-06-23 08:30:22 +0000 UTC View Post24.
From a marketing point of view, I'd chosen an incredible week to become a professional rugby player. On Sunday, my beloved Darlington RFC were due to play at home to their fiercest rivals Hartlepool, known as Pools.
Of course, if we consider this little adventure's impact on my
23.
Extract from the unedited transcript of the Chester Fans Trust Mid-Season Forum dated Wednesday, 1st February.
Those present include DoF, MD, first team manager, Board members (Bulldog, Sean, Ollie, Barnesy, Ruth), Club Secretary.
Not for distribution. NOT for...
2023-06-16 07:54:09 +0000 UTC View Post22.
Football glossary: To slam shut. Opposite of 'to open'. According to the Sky Sports in-house style guide, the transfer window must always SLAM shut. In the real world, there are many ways to close a window. Slowly and one-handed from a crouching position so your neighbours don't notice ...
2023-06-12 09:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post21.
by B. Alban
reprinted with kind permission of aggreg8tr.com, the world's fastest-growing soccer site. Visit aggreg8tr.com for all the latest transfer rumors. Who is your team going to sign?
30 Minute Read
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Ma...
2023-06-09 08:58:21 +0000 UTC View Post20.
The youth team training sessions were almost as good as the first team's. Vimsy had volunteered to take them, with Terry as his assistant, so that Spectrum could rest before the big weekend.
The 16s still lacked quality, with Kian and Vivek the two best players. I was beyond relie...
2023-06-05 10:09:03 +0000 UTC View PostGUYS I FINISHED BOOK 3 and the Club Legends are letting me have a day off. You get this today (whoo) but this Friday there won't be a chapter (to bring schedules back into balance). People loved the end of b3 so I hope you'll agree it's worth the wait!
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19. 2023-06-02 11:41:35 +0000 UTC View Post
18.
"Sorry for barging in. What's this you're doing?"
"I'm doing a no glitch 112% Hollow Knight speedrun."
"Wow. Is that what I sound like when I talk about underlapping full-backs?"
"Probably." Sumo chuckled. I think he was really happy I was there, even if I was messing ...
2023-05-29 11:05:57 +0000 UTC View Post17.
Football glossary: cultured left foot. Reference to an aesthetically-pleasing left-footed player whose ability to curve a pass around a defender is the closest most football fans get to watching live ballet. 'He struck the free-kick with that cultured left foot of his'. Please note righ...
2023-05-26 11:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post16.
Football glossary: Inverting the Pyramid. The seminal tactics book by Jonathan Wilson, in which he tracks the evolution of football formations from the pyramid-shaped 2-3-5 to the modern 5-3-2. Which is also a pyramid, but, you know... inverted. It's the first book Coach Beard reads in ...
2023-05-22 10:38:20 +0000 UTC View Post15.
All I expected from Saturday was a colossal injection of experience points, but the day gave me that and more.
I'd decided to hit the Championship, the division below the Premier League, because I hadn't scouted that level yet, and because with a bit of fast driving I could make t...
2023-05-19 10:40:04 +0000 UTC View Post14.
I was plagued by dreams of loneliness and turmoil, only remembering flashes when I threw the covers back and put my feet on the floor. An empty fridge when I was supposed to be hosting a party. The unsmiling, unfriendly faces of my guests - nobody I'd ever met. An inexplicably oppressiv...
2023-05-15 13:08:29 +0000 UTC View Post13.
The Premier League. The world's best and best-loved football league. Twenty teams playing each other twice to determine the winner. To win, you need to perform better than Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea, and Liverpool. The American equivalent would be winning the Superbowl.
Each seaso...
2023-05-13 15:37:04 +0000 UTC View Post12.
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XP Balance: 5434
Debt repaid: 332/3000
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Spectrum set the 14s up in a daring 4-2-4, which took us to a two-goal lead. The other team knew Tyson was our danger man, so they overreacted every time the ball went n...
2023-05-10 11:31:34 +0000 UTC View PostHi everyone!
Important-ish announcement. Thanks to your support, Player Manager is still going! We're closing in on half a million words. That's bonkers.
Anyway, it's getting hard to keep to my 3 chapters a week schedule even though I'm writing more than ever (mainly because the chapt...
2023-05-08 22:08:07 +0000 UTC View Post11.
The three of us left the stadium and paused in the car park. The thrill of going on a tiny adventure paused while we negotiated the logistics. "What was your plan?" said Ruth.
"Plan?"
"Emma told me you'd be making some grand romantic gesture."
I scoffed. "Did she? Well...
2023-05-08 11:10:46 +0000 UTC View Post...
I was so in my head, so internal, replaying Pascal's moves, wondering what made him go there and why that made me go there, that it took me ages to get back to the sidelines. It took me almost as long to realise that my girlfriend had her arms around a tiny...
2023-05-06 11:31:06 +0000 UTC View Post9.
Football glossary: Goal. The only method of scoring in association football. Goals are scored when the ball passes the goal line between the posts and under the crossbar.
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After the pleasant discovery that Pascal existed and recognised my genius, I drove to Chester, where ...
2023-05-03 11:37:43 +0000 UTC View Post8.
After lunch, I moped around for a bit wondering what I'd got myself into. Work was piling up, and I was constantly finding ways to give myself more. Chester needed an injection of money. Of talent. And I wanted to change the culture. Each of these felt like a full-time job.
A tensi...
2023-05-01 10:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post7.
The office of the Chester FC manager, 9 am sharp. Behind his desk, in the position of power, doing his usual impression of an Egyptian mummy stolen by the British, Ian Evans. Behind him, leaning against a window, his trusted lieutenant, Vimsy. To the right, on the hard-backed chair, Mike...
2023-04-28 10:21:14 +0000 UTC View Post6.
Tuesday, 3rd January, 2023
"Fanciful ornamentation in art and furniture originating in 18th century France."
"Pretentiousness."
"Six letters."
"Any crossings?"
"Yellow sauce served on desserts... custard... so six letters, third's a C."
"Rococo."
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In 1989 my home town was known as Madchester. It was a drug-fuelled era of dancing, raves, and great tunes. The fridges full of ecstasy are mostly a thing of the past, but the swagger lives on. And so does the music.
As the ref blows his whistle to resume the match, I take a few st...
2023-04-21 10:31:35 +0000 UTC View Post4.
Monday 2nd Jan, 2023
A two-hour trip to North Yorkshire through some of the ugliest and most beautiful parts of the country.
Junior was next to me on the team bus, asking what it was like at Chester and didn't it feel weird that I was going to play for Darlington today?
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My appearance on Seals Live has lit a fuse and the Chester fans are the powder keg. Their team are 18th - a mere three places above the relegation zone. They are playing diabolical, drab, defensive football. October's thrilling FA Cup qualifier against Oldham feels like a tale handed dow...
2023-04-17 12:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post2.
Boggy was in his 40s, average height, slim, tidy beard, glasses. My sense of him was that he'd had some media training in his youth, or had studied journalism, but it hadn't quite worked out for him as a career. So volunteering to narrate the Chester matches kept the old flame...
2023-04-14 11:41:21 +0000 UTC View PostBooks 1 and 2 Recap
"Max did some stuff."
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“Famous quote that turns out to be incredibly thematic and you only realised it on re-read.” Einstein Maybe
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1.
Monday, Dece...
2023-04-12 10:12:38 +0000 UTC View Post45.
I was mashed. Decision fatigue. Overstimulation. Too much football. Too much progress.
Or maybe just too much champagne.
Emma took the car keys and I fell into the passenger seat.
She concentrated until we got onto the M56. Those ten minutes were good for me. Regenerat...
2023-04-10 09:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post44.
At the final whistle, the kids ran around shaking hands with their defeated foes. I supposed I had to do the same with my equivalent, if only to be a role model. So I pottered over and offered a handshake to Spectrum. He took it in silence. The formalities have been observed!
Then...
2023-04-07 16:24:34 +0000 UTC View Post43.
My match overview screen read: Broughton Under 14s versus Chester Under 14s.
I had my in-vision clock, but for the sake of seeming like a real boy I suggested Emma set a 35-minute timer.
"35?" she said.
"Matches are seventy minutes in this league," I said. "They should...
2023-04-04 11:33:27 +0000 UTC View Post