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5.16 - Max Go Cray Cray

Reminders:

Clean sheet = zero goals again

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5.15 - Home Schooled (Part Two)

15.

Tuesday, 19 September

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5.14 - Home Schooled (Part One)

14.

Monday, 18 September

Ruth's open-plan upper-middle-class fantasy home was a lot closer to my ideal space than the barn, with its cramped little worker’s kitchen and old-brown countertops. My kettle cost nineteen pounds from Argos. Ruth’s had all kinds of buttons and f...

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5.13 - Property Magnet

13.

Saturday, September 16

Tadcaster Albion versus Chester City in the FA Cup

Three-nil up. Tadcaster were a good bunch of lads, friendly, doing their best, so we went about our business in a good way, passing the ball around, getting a few goals in the bag, then taking it easy....

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5.12 - The Tragic of the Cup

12.

Football glossary: The Magic of the C

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5.11 - The End

11.

"This is not the end of the season, n

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5.10 - Bad Boys

10.

Football glossary: Running through on goal.

The act of sprinting with the ball towards the opposing goal, often during a counter-attack. Often leads to a one-v-one situation between forward and goalkeeper. Famous players who mastered the art of running through on goal: Eduardo; Mi...

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5.9 - Silent But Deadly

9.

“Tranmere Rovers may never be able to

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Chapter In a Bit

Hey, F5 smashers! Stop smashing F5. Today's chapter is basically ready but I just this second had a better idea for the ending. Going to rework it. It will come today, unless you're in Japan and today is already yesterday. Or tomorrow. Okay hang tight bye.

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5.8 - Scarborough Unfair

8.

Chester Men, Chester Women. Twenty men

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5.7 - David and Goal-iath

7.

@ChesterFC

Here we go

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Ted Steel: Literature 20, Marketing 20

Well, the day has finally arrived. Literature has a new sensation. The written word will never be the same.

I refer, of course, to the ebook release of 

Enemy Ex's Secret Baby: A Best Friend's Brother Romance

A title so convoluted I can't even say it inside...

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5.6 - Dude, Where's Your Car?

[Dudes! If you bought a paperback of PM1, amazing, thanks! But smash a five-star review on Amazon so when the ebook is released TOMORROW (TOMORROW WTF) loads of people are intrigued. I already got one review from a total rando. Unless that was one of you in the best disguise ever.]

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5.5 - Chesster

5.

"Football is like chess, only without the dice." Lukas Podolski, 49 goals in 130 games for the German national team and owner of the world's most famous kebab shop.

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Monday, 14 August

Transfer Window: 18 Days Remaining

The day before a match, training is normal...

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5.4 - Flat

4.

Thursday, 3 August, 2023

Aaaallll right.

I got murdered and so on and so forth. A lot of people chipped in while I was out, kept the place ticking over. But we had a match on August 5th, so at the start of the month I decided I had to try to get back to the daily grind, even ...

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T3 Tomorrow

Hi F5 smashers! Spare your keyboards today.

I need to work on the next chapter a bit more. The first draft is okay but I need to add 1) an ethnocentric joke 2) snappy dialogue 3) the emotional heart of the scene.

Which will take more than an hour I reckon.

Look out for it tomorr...

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5.3 - Pep Bodyguardiola

3.

Chester Football Club Pre-Season Fitness and Mental Stamina Training

Final Module: Memory and Attention-to-Detail Assessment

Write your candidate number: Six

Write your real name: Six

Write eight thousand words to receiv...

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5.2 - Hell Is Other People

2.

We landed and there was half a round o

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5.1 - System Shock


Player Manager 5

Season 2023/24

Recap

Max Best has used his football manager powers to get a job as Director of Football at Chester FC. Three weeks ago, he saved the club from relegation by winning three matches as caretaker manager for the men’...

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Tiny Break

TL;DR - Break from the actual writing, but still actively working on PM!

1. No chapter Monday. Let's all agree that the epilogue from b3 counts as Monday's chapter. (Which was the plan, but then I failed my Bravery roll and chickened out of the cliffhanger, lol.) Back Friday, 200%, unless m...

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4.14 - Safety

35.

Emma left after breakfast - she neede

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4.13 - A Good Match

34.

Chester 2, Chorley 0. Full time.

The results from our rivals were a mixed bag. Bradford got a good win, and Blyth picked up a point. But we were now only a point behind 18th-placed Farsley, who we would play soon, and three behind Buxton. All those other teams had games in hand, b...

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Player Manager Is a Book

Holy cow it's actually happening. IT'S HAPPENING.

My book is a book. It's available for pre-order, which I think used to be called 'order', on Amazon.

BOOK 

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4.12 - Chorley You Can't Be Serious

33.

Friday, 24 March

I was pleased with the reaction to my first proper training session, but once the adrenaline wore off I started to have doubts. Had I asked for too much, too soon? Was there a risk that by putting an advanced concept into their heads, they'd fixate on that and for...

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4.11 - Let It Happen


32.

Wednesday, March 22

After a run of mornings where I wanted to stay in bed, I leapt out. Quick shower, hoodie, the short drive to the Eastbourne Sports Complex. I burst past the night dude at reception, up the stairs, and into the office used by Darlingto...

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4.10 - In and Out

31.

The last twenty minutes went by in a

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4.9 - This. Isn't. Sparta.

30.

Saturday, 18th March

Match 40 of 46: Chester versus Blyth Spartans

I woke up at 8 - pretty late, for me. Emma squirmed, sensing something had changed in the room. I traced my fingers along her spine, up to her flowing blonde hair. Helen of Troy could have been no more lovely...

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4.8 - Let the Devil Wear Black

29.

Friday 17th March

Chester Wo

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4.7 - While My Shit Car Gently Weeps

28.

Thursday, 16th March

Before lunch, Jackie and I had a quick meeting with MD, whose emotional state was part despair, part anger. He gave us a piece of his mind, ordered us to work together, and kicked the door on his way out. One of the photos Livia had hung up wobbled, but didn't...

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4.6 - The Art of Phwoar

27.

UK English glossary: Phwoar! The soun

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