"So, did you have fun with my Sister last night...?" Touko breaks the awkward silence that has been consuming our date. As expected, she's mad over Aoko winning, even if she doesn't want to admit that I'm a prize.
I look away. "Yeah...?" Spending time with Sensei is always fun, that's why ...
"So, let's start the legendary normal girl molestation!" Hakuno is now aware of her new role in life, which is why I won't need to hold back. In fact I should probably go as hard as possible!
Her eyes widen. "How about we let that for later though!?" Her face is bright red. "Actually how a...
"Huh, the sun is out..." I wake up peacefully for once. "And I didn't get to see Altera..." In fact I basically didn't dream at all, it was the kind of comforting sleep where you close your eyes, and then suddenly you open them again.
I can't help, but wonder why. Maybe because I didn't sl...
"So... where should we start?" After our little reunion, we finally sit to discuss about the current situation. Or more accurately, so we can share information.
There is a tense feeling on the room, as everyone besides me is collectively staring at Meltryllis. And the ballerina doesn't eve...
"So, what do you need?" Right now I'm talking with the cool and collected Tam Lin Lancelot, Also known as Melusine. Normally we never talk, so I'm surprised she approached me out of nowhere.
Maybe she wants to give me some advice? I heard that she too had suffered the pain of being a main ...
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2024-02-19 22:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post"One of these days Ayako will kill you, I just want you to know that." Shiro is glaring at me, as if I had done something super wrong. What kind of world do we live in, where I can't even ghost a friend without being judged!?
I wave her off, a big smile on my face. "It's fine... She litera...
"Senpai, if Arcueid tries something, please run while I hold her back." I'm a scared man, who doesn't really know how his harem will react to what happened in the park.
I actually had sex, and it wasn't even with one of the girls I was dating. Well, it was fairly obvious to anyone with eye...
"Hey... are you okay?" A soft voice wakes me up, so I slowly open my eyes and see... "Oh thank goodness you didn't kick the bucket!" A beautiful boy, one around the same age as me.
There is a big difference between the two of us however, because if Gudako Fujimaru was the face card for nor...
"So, what do you think should be our next move Takao?" Currently I'm at her place of residence with Saber and Musashi. My courtesan turned concubine is currently sitting on my lap.
She blushes. "You're asking me...?" I had wondered how she would react upon regaining consciousness, and so f...
"Wow, what a shrewd move, Iori!" Musashi barely manages to raise her swords to block mine, avoiding defeat. "And you went straight for my neck too!" I did not, killing her would go against my goals.
I raise an eyebrow. "I didn't exactly do anything shrewd." She pushes me back, but I press ...
"And just who are you? What are you doing here?" The first thing I see upon entering my home is an old man, who is seemingly meditating.
He slowly opens his eyes, they're blue. "Ah... Sorry, I messed and appeared here." His voice is very clear for someone old. "I thought about resting for ...
"So you want to get married...? It's hard to believe you haven't succeeded so far." She definitely lives up to the whole goddess thing. She's completely and utterly gorgeous after all, matching even Cleopatra.
"S-shut up, scum! I had complicated circumstances!" Must be some crazy ones... "...
"Ugh...! Fine, fine! I'm now your lover, got it!?" Right now a dream of mine is coming true, I'm being hugged by Sensei. "You better be happy with this, or I'll seriously kill you!" I am very happy with this, so don't worry.
I'm also immensely confused however. "My little sisters are that ...
"So, what exactly do you plan on doing during your vacation Big Brother?" Akiha takes a sip out of her tea, Kohaku is smart and made while we talked in father's office. "You do have plans, don't you?" Ah, I'm about to be bullied.
Kohaku, who is now wearing the white ribbon, interjects. "Va...
"Are you okay, Yato?" Rin asks with genuine worry in her voice. "You are kind of just sulking there. Alone." Yeah, I know. To be honest I sort of wish I could keep being alone right, but I guess that option went out of the window once I got a harem.
I sigh. "It's just that I got some... wo...
"It doesn't matter how much gold you wear. In the end, a rat is still a rat." Suddenly the shopping trip between me and Cleopatra is interrupted.
It's funny that this guy is talking about gold, because he himself might be the human reincarnation of it. He's wearing gaudy clothes full of ye...
"Yo, Shiki!" I should have figured this guy wouldn't leave me alone. Though that might be a good thing, considering some dangerous thing will supposedly happen revolving around me.
I sigh. "Yo, Okkotsu. Stop calling me Shiki." This guy really has no manners at all, does he? "Anyways, I'm g...
"So you're Rika! I'm Yuta! Let's be friends!" Surely my harem plan shall progress without any issues. I mean, how hard can it be to get super close to a kid, and convince her that she should be my childhood friend waifu?
Rika sticks out her tongue. "Nah! You're icky...!" And then the brat ...
"Sorry..." This is bad, this is insanely bad! "Please forgive me." My mind is so shattered that I can barely pay attention to the fact that my own mother is now bowing to me.
She shouldn't, because I'm the one who's standing around like an idiot, and because of that she almost fell to the ...
"Sorry about this..." In the end I'm forced to apologize to Touko. "I didn't think they would try something so stupid." But I really should have. I mean, my big brother senses were going haywire after all.
If you wonder what's happening, right now Touko and I are being stalked by Hisui and...
"This place... is just depressing!" I feel bad, she's making me feel bad. "I mean, who made this? I believe they were scamming you Yato!" And now that she specified the fact that it isn't my fault, I don't feel bad anymore.
I was giving Cleopatra a tour of this place, and apparently it has...
I'm about to die.
It all happened a bit suddenly. I had defeated Touko Aozaki with my golem, and then suddenly a golden wolf appeared and crushed it completely. Now it stood atop of me, having clawed my stomach.
There's not much else to be said. I, a witch, managed to defeat a moder...
"Hey Aozaki!" A young student approaches me... I'm pretty sure he's one of the guys who I rejected in the past. "Here." He hands me paperwork. Thankfully his feelings have died out... or at least I hope they have.
I don't like to brag, but I'm actually pretty popular among the students. Pr...
"Bukkororri is responsible huh...?" A sigh leaves Hiropon's mouth. "I should have expected this, specially since he locked himself in his room again." He's actually believing the crap Megumin sprouted.
Ah... I should say something. As much as I want to escape blame and all that, I can't ru...
"Are you sure you want to stay, Flugel...?" I don't like this whole thing. My son suddenly got dragged to bed with that Eris girl, and now he actually wants to support Philip and that stupid idea of his.
Now, as Flugel's father, I will support whatever path he decides to walk of course, bu...
Silently the battle restarts immediately. "Really guys!?" I can't help, but be pissed off at it. As usual, the fact that I'm soulmates with multiple women is biting me in the ass.
Couldn't the Love God have given me some sort of advantage for situations such as these!? Actually, couldn't h...
"Give me everything." I pump mana through my body immediately. Something in the air just changed, and without a doubt this is no longer a date, it has become a battlefield. Actually those two might be the same thing.
I pici a knife from the table, and get up. Immediate I swing it close to ...
"So those are the details, make sure to remember them." Luvia finishes recounting what Waver said to everyone else. To be quite honest I don't really get it, so I'll just trust that they do.
Still... "So, should I wipe Snowfield out of the map?" Apparently whatever contractor came from the...
"This is sort of..." Brutal, that's the word I'm looking for. The Goddess of Luck is not defeating the Witch of Envy with some sort of spell, instead she's on top of her, punching her in the face repeatedly.
Those aren't just normal punches of course, they are enhanced by some type of aura...