Junkfood Cinema

200 Cigarettes (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

It may be 2026 now, but back in 1999 it was always 1981!

Yeah, we don’t know either.

SLC Punk! (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

New episode has dropped, punks and posers!

Sorry it’s a little late but…ya know…anarchy.

To Live and Die in L.A. (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Brian & Cargill wonder why (in L.A.) To Live and Die in L.A. might be William Friedkin’s darkest movie.

…and encourage EVERYBODY to Wang Chung tonight!

Breaking Away (1979) (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

The first new episode of 2026 is molto bene!

We’d like to think Tom Hanks would be proud.

Song of the Thin Man (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

It’s the final episode of 2025 and the final Thin Man film covered in the final episode of the year…finally!

Happy New Year, Junkions!

Rob Reiner's Mt. Junkfood Enshrinement (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

In the very first fully official enshrinement ceremony in show history, Brian & Cargill etch the late Rob Reiner’s visage onto the lofty heights of Mt. Junkfood. 

And Brian makes a shocking revelation that…pretty much everyone else already knew. 

Enjoy. <...

A Salisbury Family Star Wars Holiday Special Special

Brian made his wife and kids watch the Star Wars Holiday Special.

…which…pretty much makes him Darth Krampus.

Tune into this Patron exclusive Christmas episode to hear their reactions!

Happy Life Day!!!

Nightbreed (1990) with Kev Dooley (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Brian is joined by JFC producer Kev Dooley to discuss the wild ride (and wilder story) that is Clive Barker’s Nightbreed!

Please consider supporting Kev’s short film Terms & Conditions:

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Bullitt (1968)(Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Brian and Cargill chase their love for Peter Yates’ Bullitt all over the Internet!

Enjoy!

The Hot Rock (1972) (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Happy Yates-Giving, Everyone!

Brian and Cargill discuss a hidden gem (in every sense of the word) with The Hot Rock!

The Great Gatsby (1974) with Mama Junkfood (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

In honor of the late, great Robert Redford, Brian cracks a book for a change and invites Mama Junkfood to the garish West Egg party that is our episode on The Great Gatsby(1974)!

Please drive responsibly, old sports. 

Night Game (1989) (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Cargill comes off the bench and makes his glorious return to the big leagues as he and Brian play all nine innings of Night Game! 

Get ready to go beyond Astrodome! 

Warrior (2011) with Josh Griffey (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Brian & Griffey go to war on the shore as they break bones with Tom Hardy, Joel Edgerton, and Kurt Angle(?) in 2011’s Warrior!

Enjoy!

Full-On Sci-Fi: Episode 5: In Space, No One…

…can finish a damn episode title?

Brian & Dan are time traveling in this one, bro!

Halloween Spirit: Lake Mungo (2008) with Jason Murphy (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

The grand finale of Halloween Spirit finds author/podcaster Jason Murphy returning to the show to take a deep dive into Lake Mungo!

This Halloween episode is a real trick in the treat-bag!

Enjoy.

Halloween Spirit: Final Destination (2000) with Chris Cox

Chris Cox from OneOfUs.Net boards Junkfood Airlines and goes careening through Aughts-tober with the original “Final” Destination!

This Mack Daddy of an episode also features a special interview with Baby Junkfood (aka Zane)!

Enjoy!

Halloween Spirit: The Devil’s Rain with Scott Weinberg (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Brian and Scott stand there laughing in The Devil’s Rain.

Devil’s Rain?

Devil’s Rain.

Halloween Spirit: Mandy(2018) with Scott Weinberg (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Kicking off Aughts-tober, a miniseries within a miniseries, Brian and Weinberg battle cults, warlocks, and crazy evil bikers alongside Nic Cage in Mandy! 

Oh, and as a special treat, we have summoned the powers of dark magic to bend the fabric of time and cause a collision of ...

Halloween Spirit: The Stuff with Josh Griffey (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Enough is never enough of The Stuff!

Halloween Spirit: Hell House LLC (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Continuing the Halloween Spirit, Brian & Cargill venture into The Abaddon Hotel to explore the film franchise that makes scaring you their business: Hell House LLC!

Watch out for that goddamned clown!

Full-On Sci-Fi: Episode Four: “Observation”

Observe us observing the episode “Observation.”

Halloween Spirit: Overlord(2018) with Scott Weinberg (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Getting into the Halloween Spirit, Brian & Weinberg bust bunkers and Nazi zombie skulls in Overlord!

Scary feels good in a place like this

Full-On Sci-Fi: Episode Three: “Metamorphosis”

Brian and Dan go full hunter-killer mode in this one, bro!

Enjoy, Earthlings!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Ad-Free Patron Edition)

The ultimate midnight movie leads to the ultimate Junkfood cinematic redemption!

…how bout that?

Full-On Sci-Fi: Episode Two: “Mr. October”

Get ready to do some Ama-DAY-us drinking at the weirdest dinner party ever!

Freaky Tales (2025)(Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Brian and Cargill share their glowing praise for the Bay Area banger that is Freaky Tales, and declare it their favorite movie of the year so far!

We hope you don’t think this episode is Too Short.

Full-On Sci-Fi: Episode One: “Neverland”

Introducing a new Patron-exclusive miniseries recapping each episode of FX’s “Alien:Earth.”

Welcome to Full-On Sci-Fi!

While reviewing the first episode, “Neverland,” Brian and “Fancy” Dan Nitsch are ready to prove that in cyberspace, plenty of people can hear them screa...

Patron Exclusive Mailbag

Brian & Cargill discuss David Warner, watching movies with aliens, and their all-time favorite junk food pairings!

Enjoy!

Superman II (1980)(Ad-Free Patron Edition)

Brian & Cargill burst out of The Phantom Zone to do battle with both cuts of Superman II!

RIP Terence Stamp

Alligator (1980)(Ad-Free Patron Edition)

What’s big and green and ISN’T that soccer movie from the 90s?

Oh yeah, it’s Alligator!

Finally!!!