michellecuunis

And just like that you're in a sandstorm!

Cue the Darude and never let it stop.

Hi my dear Patron. Do you even have any idea about that song? Gosh, I think I was watching olympic climbing and heard sandstorm in the background and it threw me back a good ten or gulp twenty years when that came out and basically ...

EB - Chapter 6 (Full Text)

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Here she is. For regular readers, this is the action-packed conclusion, along with implications to follow. Otherwise, this is just Valentina waking up and getting ready for her day. Just like any other person. Well, at least if that person is a medica...

Breaking Ground

But from the bottom up, my patron.

 It's over, isn't it? Isn't it over? (Cried my eyes out at that scene in Steven Universe)

 It is with a heavy heart and a dramatically over-emphasized sigh that I retire from my vacation. I took a bit of a sabbatical to get my...

Super Secret Poll

How do you two think EB is going?

This is only for swell engagers and my bosom buddies. Don't be shy. It's only the pair of you at the moment! Unless I am going to stray into multi-boob territory.

EB Ch 6 Teaser 2 & Weekly Greetings

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I hope you don't think me aloof! But if you did you wouldn't be wrong. I have been on a bit of a vacation and stole away to prepare this week's delicious offerings of my progress.

 Part of me is very glad to take a break from work and sp...

EB - Chapter 6 - Teaser 1

 Well hello dear Patron!

 Chapter 6, the first nibble. Valentina is back and still getting ready for her day. How many times does she need to get off before she can take a shower, right? I keep wanting to push things along but something catches her eye and the next thing yo...

Surprises in the Heat

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Staying cool? It has been a scorcher over the past few days and I have been hiding in the AC like my life depends on it. Got the smallest squirt of rain last night and it barely cooled anything off. One of those, 'here's a bit more humidity for you, bye' kin...

Experimental Business - Branching Poll

Greetings my dear Patron.

 As EB starts to spread its wings and the multiple paths continue to branch out, we see a different variety of interactions and pairings. New characters and new opportunities alongside some tried and true couples as well.

 I am curious...

EB - Chapter 5~! (Full Text)

Well, what do you know my sweet Patron? Another great place to put a pin in the action in the story and another full chapter is delivered right into your faithful arms.

 Sometimes I manage it, don't I?

I have to admit, I LOVE where Trish's story is going. I wonder how you ...

Familial Bonds

How close is too close?

Curious what you are into regarding this subject and if it is something you are interested in exploring along with me. Check all boxes that check your proverbial boxes, if you don't mind?

Of course, everyone is fully of age in all situatio...

Coming clean

(Ayyyyyyy.)

Greetings Patron!

I don't know if you can pick up on it or not, but I realized after writing that first bit of Trish's trip to 'Brimming Bucket's' that I had to go back and alter a few titles. Because I originally had all the girls as step sisters. I was driving home fro...

EB Teaser 5.1

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I wanted to post this last week, but (insert various excuses here).

Unreal, right?

And my weekend got quite busy on top of that and next thing you know I feel as if I were in the proverbial hot seat. Just me trying to be my best me and not...

I haven't forgotten!

Hi dear Patron!

My work broke me today and I haven't been able to upload a teaser.

I have some tasty words for you but they will be delayed by a day or two. Forgive me!

Hopefully my hucow thesis will provide enough in the meantime.

In one or two days I'll upload a good...

The Stages of a Hucow by Michelle Cuunis

Hello dear visitor, I humbly offer to you what I deem are the stages of hucow. I am far from an authority on the subject, but merely an enthusiastic observer and one who considers themself good at organising concepts into delicious bite-sized pieces. Will you feel the same? Who knows, you probabl...

Frontier? More like FUN-tier!

Greetings Patron,

 I'd apologize for starting off a rant title with such a horrendously unforgivable play on words, but the play on words was unforgivable. Yeah I have no idea, but I am all over the map today mentally.

 Either way, nothing but good news for you...

Obligatory Super Secret Poll

So you are a Swell Engager? Perhaps one of the legendary Bosom Buddies? Something else?

 Well, do I have a poll for you! (Ayy.)

 Actually, I just want to test this system and have something for you to find and see if this works.

 So which tier...

I Updated my Patreon Tiers

Greetings dear Patrons current, past, and potential.

 Michelle here.

Long story short, nothing has changed, but I added some tiers. Everyone who was a 'generous onlooker' until now is still just as generous and looking on just as much, but I changed your moniker to ...

EB - Chapter Four (Full text!)

Been a lot of back and forth between us this week, hasn't there been, dear Patron?

 I have been quite excited by it. Also, I have that whole hucow thing already written up and waiting in the wings, but I clicked 'photo' and have to make something before I can post it. I was goin...

Thoughts on hucows

As if it were some insightful philosophical subject!

 Mockery aside, I like to approach every flavor of fetish with a certain level of respect if I am going to be approaching it at all. And the poll has been interesting, particularly the comments. My understanding of what I thou...

What is a 'hucow'?

 This might come off as random, but I am curious where the definition of hucow falls in your realms. I am going to post an escalating level of what I think are the various levels of 'hucow' and you go ahead and check off the boxes that apply/appeal to you.

 There is going ...

It was SPF 50+++

Finally checked out what kind of sunscreen I used my dear Patron.

 Another nice weekend comes and goes. It has been quite rainy and humid here, but there was a break in the weather long enough to enjoy a day at the water park with friends and family. I am happy to report I didn'...

EB - Chapter Three (Full Text)

Greetings my dear Patron!

 What do you know? It isn't a teaser, but the full chapter! Woo hoo! Spoilers, I ended up cutting this chapter much shorter than I thought because it looked like folks wanted a bit more MC rather than delicious futa-tastic Valentina. I know I know. 'Michelle,...

Twisting and turning you're feeling the burning you're...

Greetings my dear Patron,

  I jumped in the pool for the first time this year and it was exquisite. Obviously, I also got embarrassing sunburn on my face and shoulders and officially have 'tan lines' if you consider red and white stripes tan lines, hah.

 T...

Am I too cruel to my characters?

While writing this week's rant I asked this question and am curious what you think about that? Here is hoping that my answers can help express your feelings adequately enough.

I attempted to formulate the answers to this poll from 'less cruelty' to 'more cruelty' in descending order. Here ...

EB - Ch 3 - Teaser 2

Hi Patron!

 I am starting to get an idea of what I want to call this chapter, but haven't decided yet. I was thinking of something along the lines of 'Self Service', or maybe 'The Weight.' Maybe 'The Wait.' We shall see yet. Feel free to share your thoughts .

 So her...

Light Shilling and a Sexy Water Slide Scenario

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I wanted to share an image I recently generated and touched up. Of the lovely doctor if you hadn't guessed. I will add in the original generation and the book cover itself as well for your perusal.

 This is actually the cover of my fi...

Greetings and Poll on EB Ch3 Teaser 1

Hey there Patron! Hope you are well!

I am doing quite well myself, despite this and that. Have you had a chance to read that teaser? It was basically one hot and heavy sex scene and I am curious what you thought about it. Please feel free to share your feelings below.

EB - Chapter 3 - Teaser 1

Hello dear Patron,

 Having a lovely day? I certainly hope so. I am doing quite well. Maybe writing this chapter has something to do with that. I will say right off the bat that it isn't as much as I normally put out there for a teaser, but it is one of the sexiest scenes I have...

This is not a drill

*Sung to the tune of 'World of Pure Imagination' from the OG Charlie and the chocolate factory.*

When they grow
Then you'll know

It's a world of
expanding invitation

Pop a pill

Feel the thrill
Of shorts and shirts

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Responses about EB Ch. 2 (& Ch. 1 Kind of) (Poll)

 Hey there my dear Patron!

 With the release of the second chapter in full, I am curious how it is going for you? I will pop a handful of opinions/reactions I think might be appropriate. Feel free to click as many as you can that apply to you.