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Trivia Party 4: Check the Tape w/ The Doughboys

We're back for another instalment of Trivia Party, and this time we are joined by two of our absolute favourites, Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell, The Doughboys! It's another chaotic instalment of the show as Wiger and Mitch argue over who won the lightning round and we debate whether WiFi speeds ha...

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The After Party 15: BPxSPY

It's the Vancouver comedy podcast crossover you've all been waiting for, as Sweeps Month continues and we're joined by Graham Clark and Dave Shumka, the hosts of Stop Podcasting Yourself. It's just a good ol-fashioned hangout episode, as we shoot the breeze and talk weird editions of cars, Vanill...

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Cullen the Herd 6: John v. the "Canadian Advocacy Centre" w/ Carla Mah and Racquel Belmonte

John has fully embraced his new role as an internet bad boy, as he gets blocked again, this time by a COVID hoax Twitter account disguising itself as an official federal centre for health and safety. But it's Sweeps Month and he couldn't do it alone, so we invite two fan favourite guests on the s...

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Hell Block 9: Stefan v. Chris James w/ Gavin Matts

The last time Chris James was on our show, he talked about being blocked by the Go Off Kings, and now it's his turn to return the favour, as he blocks Stefan over a misspelled tweet. We knew we had to bring someone close to the situation on, so we turned to our good friend Gavin Matts (comedian) ...

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BP Live! 7: Dragon's Den w/ Street Fight Radio

We are joined by Bryan and Brett from Street Fight for a wonderful episode full of clips from Dragon's Den, the precursor of and Canada's answer to Shark Tank. We start out with a toilet pitch (obviously) and then move from there to some of the saddest things ever aired on television, from comput...

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Blocked Bag 12: Freaky Friday

After a horrific bidet accident, John and Stefan switch bodies and have to live in each other's worlds for the duration of this episode, answering questions about toilet routines, masturbation, and the show in general while trapped in each other's body. It's definitely the stupidest thing we've e...

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The After Party 14: Cyber Seduction w/ Libby Watson

A bonus episode that was paid for by listener Sommer, we are forced to watch 2005 Lifetime movie, "Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life", an evangelical, plotless, nonsensical film that fails in almost every regard. We bring on one of our faves, Libby Watson (Sick Note) to discuss the movie with us, ...

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BP Live! 6: Whistler S1 Finale w/ Caroline Goldfarb

We are joined by the phenomenal Caroline Goldfarb (The Renner Files, @officialseanpenn) to watch the thrilling conclusion to the first season of Canada's version of The O.C., Whistler. Find out what happened over the course of the whole messy season thanks to John's wordy recap, and then...

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Blocked Bag 11: The Holiday Edition w/ Santa Claus

HO HO HO, the jolly old man himself joins us for a holiday edition of the mailbag, where we learn an awful lot about Santa's balls, his sexual habits, Mrs. Claus, Christmas porno, and Christmas decorations. We also tackle some non-Christmas topics too, like the story of Hanukkah, and other import...

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Word Up! 14: The Tyler Brash Cameo w/ Olivia Stadler

As you may have seen on the previous Word Up!, New York Times digital culture reporter Taylor Lorenz introduced us to the world of strange TikTok stars on Cameo. One stood out to us in particular, a young lad named Tyler Brash, who is famous for doing weird POV Cameos. We asked him for a Cameo wh...

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Cullen the Herd 5: John v. His MMA Chat w/ Chad Dundas

CW: This episode contains some discussion of domestic violence. It does not delve into any details about the violence specifically, but does address UFC fighter's Greg Hardy's criminal history. If you would like to avoid that section, it is from 43:27-57:45.

In one of the m...

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BPD&D 4: The Underpants of Withholding w/ Jamie Loftus, Branson Reese, & Josh Buergel

It's a fitting end to a fitting adventure, as our valiant heroes make their way to the final battle in an effort to protect the life of Eddie Fastlane (Branson Reese) by stopping the Great Sneaker Heist. Lord Baron of Stratford-Upon-Avon-Upon-Stratford (John) gets a bit too used to using the Wand...

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Trivia Party 3: Combining Points w/ Chris James & Christine Bortolin

It's the latest Trivia Party, where we bring on our venerable Quiz Master Meg Walls to challenge us in a battle of wits and skill! To test the two dumbass hosts of BP, we've brought on two fan favourites to play with us, Chris James (Not Even a Show) and Christine Bortolin (improviser, Dating Tip...

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BPTV 3: Not Enough Enemas w/ Chris Locke

We invite our best and craziest friend Chris Locke (Happy Good, Tony and Keith in Nature) on to watch some wild internet videos with us and it gets, well, pretty wild.

Chris fits right in and introduces us to two of our wildest characters yet: Matt Hoss and Markus, the man who walks shirtle...

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Blocked Bag 10: Intimacy w/ Grace Spelman

It's another edition of the Blocked Party mailbag, where we answer questions from you, our dumbass listeners, in an attempt to help you understand us (I guess). We brought back favourite guest Grace Spelman (writer, future podcaster and Twitch streamer!) to answer a lot of intimate questions from...

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BPD&D 3: Fight! Fight! Fight! w/ Branson Reese, Jamie Loftus, & Joshua Buergel

We rejoin our adventurers in The Catacombs, as their attempt to solve their way out of another puzzle gets them into their first-ever battle. Eddie Fastlane (Branson Reese) gets transformed by another one of Dick Army's (Jamie Loftus) pills, but this transformation turns out to be a stroke of goo...

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The After Party 13: 100 Episodes, 100 Memories

We've finally done it! After making it to the big one double-oh, we decided to canvass a bunch of you, the listeners, to ask what your favourite memories were over the course of the first 100 (and bonuses). And you delivered! From your favourite guests to your favourite moments, they're all here,...

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The After Party 12: Canada Juice

The Blocked Boys have officially done it. We've done and blended the Canada Juice smoothie. Thank you Ben Bartsch for the inspiration, and our donors for getting us to $8799.00.

Timbits
Cheese Curds
Beaver Buzz (Sasktoon Berry)
Maple Syrup
Coffee Crisp
Banana

Enjoy. (we...

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BP Live! 5: CanCon w/ Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xJWyEjSUGcBKQ5YPIxk-ny17q1FIl2q3/view?usp=sharing

The Blocked Boys, after two years on the beat, finally get around to trying to attrac...

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BPD&D #2: The Catacombs w/ Jamie Loftus, Branson Reese, and Joshua Buergel

It's the second episode of the most grand adventure in Blocked Party history, as we join our party at The Fragrant House, where they're finishing up a meal and deciding where to go next. This episode sees our Prosperity Paladin Dick Army (Jamie Loftus) exercise her connections to Big Pharma, as s...

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Word Up! 13: The Joey 9/11 Cameo w/ Taylor Lorenz

It's another edition of the all-Cameo bonus episode, Word Up!, where we find the worst in celebrity shout-outs from Cameo.com and bring them to you! We're joined by New York Times technology reporter Taylor Lorenz for a rousing round of cameos from some of your favourites like Joey, Mike Ditka, M...

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Blocked Bag 9: Sporpsball! w/ Lydia Burrell

It's another edition of the Blocked Party mailbag, where we invite our great friend Lydia Burrell (Big Howell and Possum, musician) on the show to answer listener questions from our Discord.

This time around, Stefan gets baited for some bad takes as we talk about broken clocks, Canadian cit...

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BPD&D #1: The Great Sneaker Heist w/ Branson Reese, Jamie Loftus, & Joshua Buergel

The city of Ptolus has never seen the likes of our 4 adventurers, all in town for a sneaker convention. Lord Baron of Stratford-Upon-Avon-Upon-Stratford (John), an incessant blowhard Bard who claims to be a descendant of the Shakespeare family and his podcast partner, Porpo Dorpo (Stefan), a hype...

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BPTV 2: Grip It and Whip It w/ derek and dril

Our first live show in a few months, we're joined by derek and dril from Adult Swim's Truthpoint for a rundown of some of the weirdest videos on the internet, as dril provides us a look into his YouTube playlist and we take a look at videos featuring emus, whips, and boot fetish toilet destructio...

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Cullen the Herd 4: John v. Grand Junction Rockies (w/ Kath Barbadoro)

Every morning you wake up and you're not sure exactly how your day will go. Anything could happen, and this is also true of online. As a great tweet once said, "every day, Twitter has a main character. Your goal is to never be that character." Certainly one morning last summer, John did not wake ...

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Word Up! 12: The Frank the Tank Cameo w/ Brandon Wardell & Jack Wagner

Yes, we have audio issues with this episode. But who gives a fuck, it's a great one, as we complete a year's worth of Cameo episodes with two fantastic guests, Brandon Wardell and Jack Wagner of the wonderful Yeah, But Still podcast. It's an episode that plumbs the depths of celebrity sh...

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Hell Block 8: Stefan v. Jose Canseco (w/ Adam Christie)

OH BABYYYYY Adam Christie (comedian) is back in the house for another wild bonus episode centered around one of Stefan's blocks, beleaguered ex-baseballer Jose Canseco. The Block Tale takes even more of a backseat than usual to a truly insane and chaotic episode where John is forced by Adam and S...

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Blocked Bag 8: Wellness Check w/ Michael Hale

We're joined by our old friend Michael Hale (Your Kickstarter Sucks) and another special guest (???) to discuss all the wonderful things our donors have asked in the #mailbag channel on our Discord.

We dig into the story of DB's neighbour-led wellness check, and we get into jousting, teachi...

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Take a Look at THIS! #1: The Big Mac Review

You can NEVER GO WRONG with A CLASSIC MCDONALD'S® BIG MAC® so GET READY to see ME eat my first-ever MCDONALD'S® BIG MAC®! Can BIG MAC SAUCE® really make the difference on this one and WHAT ABOUT THE ONIONS?

Find out all that and more right here in this DETAILED BIG MAC® FOOD REVIEW! J...

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BP Live! 4: Whistler Ep. 1 w/ Cait Raft

Well well well, who knew that a Canadian TV show that aired in 2006-07 would still be victim to copyright claims? After watching the pilot of Canadian primetime soap opera Whistler with our friend Cait Raft (Hot and Rich, Jack AM), we just generally assumed that it had been left for dead...

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