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Word Up! 11: The Steven Galanis Cameos w/ Emma Wong

We are joined by Emma Wong (No Prank Radio, Emmatown) for a huge discovery: the CEO of Cameo is ON Cameo. We get a glimpse into the world of this madman, and examining his cameos gives us a pretty big insight into how the website has managed to suck so much ass, from putting explicit adult videos...

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High Fiverr 1: We've Cured Cancer w/ Ryan Williams

It's the bonus episode you've all been waiting for, our first look at the horror of the cheap gig economy website Fiverr. Don't worry, we haven't retired from doing Cameo episodes, but we thought it was important to scour every sad corner of the internet for content, and this is no exception.

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The Newsletter #25: Witchcraft on Fiverr

Hi everyone, it's Stefan. I'm in a dark place right now. This is the most difficult trial I've ever experienced. Hell, it might even qualify as a tribulation. God damn, I never thought it would happen, but I think I hate staying inside and playing video games all the time! I'm tired of Hearthston...

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Hell Block the Herd 1: Stefan & John v. Clara Jeffery (w/ Bryan Quinby)

It's the first ever "Hell Block the Herd", as Stefan and John both manage to pick up blocks from Mother Jones editor Clara Jeffery after her insane tweet about The Joker. As the episode rolls on, we quickly learn that Bryan has also been blocked by her, completing the rare trifecta never before s...

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BP Live! 3: Blocked Party TV w/ Will Weldon

If you missed it live or if you want to relive the glory that was our first edition of Blocked Party TV, it's here for you now! We were joined by Will Weldon as John and Stefan tortured each other and the viewers with differing versions of awful videos: Stefan's were gross and disturbing, John's ...

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Blocked Bag 7: It's Producer Dan!

An episode that needs no introduction, the Blocked Boys welcome their third member onto the microphone for the first time in an extended format, as we sit down to answer all of your questions together. We dive into sports, hygiene, proposals, our childhoods, and Dan answers a bunch of your questi...

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The Newsletter #24: Canadian Chaos Smoothie

Hello everyone,

John here. I do hope you are keeping well and staying sane as we continue on our journey through this time of quarantine and self-isolation (unless your governor is a moron) together. In British Columbia we are opening the province back up on a very minimal basis next weeken...

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The After Party 11: The Tao of Heck

The long wait is finally over for the 4 of you who were excited about this. Stefan and John sit down to play a game of Hearthstone, one of Stefan's favourite games he has been trying to get John to play for roughly 4 years. John finally acquiesces, and learns a lot about this weird online culture...

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The After Party 10: Word Up Live! w/ Jamie Loftus

A few weeks back, we went "live" on Zoom with our very good pal Jamie Loftus (Bechdel Cast) and watched a ton of awful celebrity Cameos. Now that we have the instructions for the Cameos thanks to our good friend Drastic Actions, John searched for the word "bitch" with fruitful results, and Stefan...

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The Newsletter #22: Entourage Might Be the Perfect Show for Quarantine

Hey friends,

John here. I know that we had a long and funny and clever name for the newsletters, but it was very annoying to copy/paste every time and the last time Stefan and I did the newsletters, we both called them #20—probably because we bury the number of the letter at the very end ...

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The After Party 9: BPxYKS 2 (w/ Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale)

What's old is new again, as the Blocked Boys welcome back their good pals from Your Kickstarter Sucks with a brand-new bonus theme song and Stefan taking the reins as the defacto "host" of the program. You can judge for yourself how well that goes, as John, Jesse, and Mike bully Stefan into shavi...

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The After Party 8: BP Live! (ish)

It was a special occasion this past Friday, as we did the first-ever BP "Live" Show on Zoom for 230 devoted listeners who spent their time with us. It got wild with our guest Chris James (Not Even a Show), talking about a six-pack of his blocks amidst himself and Stefan trying to get John to quit...

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Blocked Bag 6: The Last Time We Saw Each Other

We were on the cusp of COVID-19 cancelling all activities, just two days past when we made the decision to cancel BP Live! (back when those were things you could still make decisions about) and when we were reasonably sure we could be in the same room without it being an issue.

Who knows wh...

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Word Up! 9: The Richard Karn Cameo II w/ Christine Bortolin

We're back with another all-Cameo edition of the podcast, a podcast that was meant to be recorded live in front of an audience, but that the virus cancelled. But we won't let that deter us, as we brought Christine over to BPHQ and got down to the business of awful celebrity shout-outs. 

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Pop THIS Out! (With Kevin Banner)

After weeks of Funkos pouring into the PO box, the day you've all been waiting for has finally arrived. The culmination of the #FunkoPopChallenge is here, and it's three dumbasses opening dozens of mystery Funkos on a beautiful weekend afternoon. Will we get another Princess Diana Pop? How many P...

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Trivia Party 2: What's a Flag? w/ Jesse Farrar

The first episode of Trivia Party was such a hit, we invited Meg Walls, our venerable QuizMaster, back for round 2! Jesse was so taken aback at how poor his Your Kickstarter Sucks partner Michael Hale was last time, that he decided he had to avenge YKS' good name on Trivia Party 2. Was he success...

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Word Up! 8: The Richard Karn Cameo w/ Chris Locke

Who knew a Cameo from Al Borland could cause our guest to lose his mind? Fan favorite Chris Locke (comedian) returns and he's barely had any experiences with Cameo before and folks...he does not like it. It's a classic episode as a gag from Stefan and John to Richard Karn provides an unexpected r...

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Cullen the Herd 3: John v. Jalen Rose (w/ Sunee Dhaliwal)

Sunee Dhaliwal (comedian) rejoins the podcast for a bizarre twist of fate, an episode that deals with Kobe Bryant planned a week in advance and then recorded just mere hours after the news dropped that he passed away. See, Kobe Bryant dropped 81 points on the Toronto Raptors while being guarded b...

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Word Up! 7: The Dakota Charms Cameo w/ Will Menaker

Will Menaker (Chapo Trap House) joins us for the latest instalment of our all-Cameo bonus episode, Word Up! It's a special trip down the Cameo Lane this month as we look at personal shout-outs from celebrities to people for the first time with access to private Cameos. That's right, a listener of...

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Blocked Bag 5: The Perfect Turd w/ Becca

It's another edition of the Blocked Party mailbag, where we answer questions from you, the donors, and folks, it's a doozy, as John's girlfriend Becca joins the show to answer questions about orgasms, John's penis, and other, more regular stuff like our childhoods, fights, and sandwiches.

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Blocked Bag 4: The Best Board Games

We're back with another instalment of our mailbag, and this time, it's just the Blocked Boys themselves sitting down to answer your questions, with no guest to get in the way. In a weird pivot from the usual listener contributions, we answer a bunch of wholesome questions this month including a d...

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Trivia Party 1: Spelling Aaliyah w/ Michael Hale

It's a new bonus format, as commissioned by $100 donor Jordan Scales, and the Blocked Boys (with Your Kickstarter Sucks' Mike Hale) put their dumbass brains to the test in a game of wits and skill. John calls on his old friend, Trivia Master Meg Walls (her wife was on Jeopardy! for god's sake) to...

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Word Up! 6: The Mark McGrath Cameo w/ Ivan Decker

It's another edition of our monthly roundup of celebrity Cameos, and we're joined by past guest and favourite, Ivan Decker! We let our press from The A.V. Club go to our heads, and made sure that if someone was gonna go viral from Cameo, we were gonna be a part of it. We learned a lot of lessons ...

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Cullen the Herd 2: John v. Darren Dreger (w/ Chris James and Joshua Custodio)

You saw John get high, now listen to the podcast that came from the madness, recorded right after the video episode. Joined by good friends Chris James (Not Even a Show) and Joshua Custodio (Your Bad Childhood), John works his way through his first time smoking weed, answering a bunch of question...

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The After Party 7: John Smokes Weed

The video proof is here. John, along with Stefan and Dan and friends of the show Chris James and Joshua Custodio, smokes weed for the first time as a 34 year-old man. Enjoy the original smoking of the weed, the post-session pizza hangout, and John, still high two hours later, singing a song to en...

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Blocked Party: The Podcast: The Newsletter - The Official Newsletter of Blocked Party: The Podcast #10

Hello! It’s Double Newsletter Day here at the Blocked Party Patreon. I haven’t coordinated with John with regards to what we’re writing about (this is Stefan, by the way), so hopefully there isn’t too much overlap... Although somehow I doubt he’ll be talking about Hoarse Whisperer. ...

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BP Live! 1: Undisclosed Location, 11/10/19

It's the first instalment of Blocked Party Live! as the boys hit the road for a live show in a mystery location. The BBs talk about their history with Cameo and debut a new Cameo for the folks at the show, as we get Joey to give his opinion on Jeff Bezos. The boys also run through some Joey tweet...

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Blocked Bag 3: Mortifying Moments w/ Dan O'Sullivan

Dan O'Sullivan (Welcome to Sullyville) returns to the podcast to help us answer some listener questions while he stands outside of a Starbucks. He proves to be extremely helpful in a game of Fuck/Marry/Kill where the participants are the Blocked Boys, and assists the guys in steering through ques...

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Word Up! 5: The Kato Kaelin Cameo w/ dril and Derek

It's another instalment of our all-Cameo bonus episode, Word Up!, where we purchase and play a bunch of videos from the hellscape that is Cameo, a website where you can pay celebrities to record personalized messages for you. This time around, we're joined by internet legends and the hosts of the...

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The After Party 6: The Fanatic w/ Brett Payne and Bryan Quinby

We watch the movie that John Travolta said he absolutely had to participate in because of "Fred Durst's vision", and folks...it's not very good.

We're joined by the lovely boys from Street Fight Radio to dissect this "psychological thriller" that stars John Travolta as an autistic man named...

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