Anything you require, sir, or madam?
Note: Apologies this episode is late folks! Hope you enjoy it, and you can expect another this Thursday (6/17)!
Narrated by Elissa Park
O5-3 - Danielle Hewitt
Dr. Mirth - Erik Kemp
2021-06-14 04:17:50 +0000 UTC
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Only one way in with an aerial exit.
This episode was possible thanks to our guest star, Shelby Scott! Check out their podcast Scare You To Sleep<...
2021-06-08 05:56:07 +0000 UTC
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One of the first artifacts catalogued by the Foundation, is also the most dangerous.
Narrated by Alvan Bolling II
Edited by Pacific S. Obadiah
2021-06-03 14:01:07 +0000 UTC
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Sit down, Doctor.
Narrated by Nichole Goodnight
Edited by Jesse Hall
2021-06-02 13:42:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
I'm currently working on the final batch of SCP scripts for season three, and that means I got six roles available for your names! As before, it'll be first come first serve (If we've already included your name in a previous episode, you'll be omitted from this batch.)
2021-05-27 17:34:24 +0000 UTC
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It's Perfect in every way...
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Cojo490
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Nosoultimmy
Gabish
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Jinxed
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Cast & Crew
2021-05-25 05:55:47 +0000 UTC
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There lived a crooked man, who made a crooked deal, he stole a crooked child, who cried a crooked squeal...
Patrons
Liz Burkhart (Sorry it's late!)
Dan Hughes
Nerdy Otaku
Nomadic Wayfinder
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2021-05-17 22:28:02 +0000 UTC
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They’ve finally arrived!!! Took a little longer than expected, but they’re here and we’ll begin shipping out merch packs within the week!!!
2021-05-14 18:08:27 +0000 UTC
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Oh Gods! What is it?! This terrifying apparition! Surely it cannot be real!
Patron Names:
Dr. Shissler - Danielle Schissler
McCarty - Clay McCarty
Keely Wood - Keely Wood
Cast & Crew:
SCP-2006...
2021-05-11 05:59:37 +0000 UTC
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All stories have an ending. This is ours.
SCP-1730 was written by djkaktus
Narrator - Jon Grilz
AP-3 Ross - Jesse Hall
AP-3 Vigo - Daisy McNamara
AP-3 Houston - Jak Burford
Z9-Hollis - Hannah Mullen
T-5 Irantu - Atticus Jackson
T...
2021-05-04 04:06:45 +0000 UTC
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At 6pm MST (In about 40 minutes) we're streaming the supercut of SCP-1730 on our YouTube!!!
Tune in!
Update: We're live now!
Update 2: A huge thanks to everyone who joined us! We'll definitely do more of these events very s...
2021-05-03 23:23:56 +0000 UTC
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Wowie Zowie!
We're starting off the month with 500 Patrons! That's amazing! Thank you so much for joining our little community, and helping support our show. I say it every week, and I mea...
2021-05-01 18:36:27 +0000 UTC
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With just a few hours left to sign up (You have until 11pm MST tonight!) I wanted to share our postcard designs with you! Vote on your favorite below!
#1: Thresher Device
2021-04-30 22:29:05 +0000 UTC
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Another team is sent into the site. Will they return?
SCP-1730 was written by djkaktus
Narrator - Jon Grilz
AP-3 Ross - Jesse Hall
AP-3 Vigo - Daisy McNamara
AP-3 Houston - Jak Burford
AP-3 Ohalo - Celeste Casian
Site Command - Fletch...
2021-04-27 07:35:25 +0000 UTC
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It's the story that never ends...
SCP-1730 was written by djkaktus
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Z9 Hollis - Hannah Mullen
Z9 Astoria - Jimmy Ferrer
Z9 Forest - Patrick Dowling
Z9 Rocky - Kenneth Shaughnessy
Experiment Log - Maddie Moore
...
2021-04-20 06:51:59 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Stickers came in the other day, here’s what we’ll be sending out alongside postcards and buttons on May 1!
2021-04-13 20:13:00 +0000 UTC
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What Happened to Site 13?
SCP-1730 was written by djkaktus
Narrator - Jon Grilz
D12 Alpha - Russel More
D12 Bravo - Chris Hemphill
D12 Charlie - Rissa M.
D12 Delta - Sarah Golding
Site Command - Fletcher Armstrong
Y24 Arizona - C...
2021-04-13 07:24:22 +0000 UTC
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That's all folks! You now have access to the first ten episodes of Margaret's Garden, and I hope you've checked it out! That show was such a blast to work on, and I hope to return to that world soon!
In the meantime, the lights are on, the furnace is going, and our show is soon to ...
2021-04-02 19:58:07 +0000 UTC
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All things come to an end, eventually. The seed that once blossomed and grew, will slowly shrivel, and decay into. But from that decay, new life may yet again grow. Cyclical is the word. Things here are cyclical.
Written by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jonathan Goldberg
Script Ed...
2021-04-02 18:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The lady of the hour makes an appearance. Marital problems are resolved. A castle crumbles.
Written by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jonathan Goldberg
Script Edited by Franke Serrano
Narrator - Graham Rowat
Margaret - Jordan Cobb
Ernie - Atticus Jackson
Was...
2021-04-01 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
To kick off the start of Season Three, I wanted to show you all the cool merch you can get this month!
Postcards - $5+
As always, all Patrons at $5 and above will get an exclusive postcard, I'm still working on some designs, but expect to see th...
2021-04-01 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Conway's Mansion. It is a castle halfway up the hill, and full of monstrosities that put Tithers and Gnashers to shame.
Written by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jonathan Goldberg
Script Edited by Franke Serrano
Narrator - Graham Rowat
Margaret - Jordan Cobb<...
2021-03-31 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey folks!
Pacific here with some exciting news! For the last year we've been using Patreon for the fulfillment of many of our perk rewards, like the one-time stickers, posters, mugs and t-shirts. For folks already signed up, you'll still receive Patreon's merch after do...
2021-03-30 20:53:33 +0000 UTC
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Once upon a time, the Mountain King lived in a grand castle atop the mountain he had made. Now, he lives in a decrepit shack, in a cave, near a lake, at the base of his mountain. And he is no longer the King of the Mount, but rather King of the Gate. And today, the King of the Gate, is trying...
2021-03-30 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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When people refer to a "path of snakes" they very rarely mean it literally. Unfortunately, Agents Washington and Harris must literally traverse the path of snakes. Serpents, spiders, and stone stacks await our heroes in today's tale. Won't you join them?
Written by Pacific S. Obadi...
2021-03-29 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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They say there is no rest for the wicked. While Agents Washington and Harris aren't what anyone would define as "wicked," they are without rest. Perhaps the monastery on the horizon might offer them reprieve from their journey? Of course, like everything else in this world, not all is as it s...
2021-03-28 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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In a lighthouse that contains a bowling alley, alongside a cosmonaut that contains multitudes, Agents Harris and Washington finally learn the lore of the land.
Written by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jonathan Goldberg
Script Edited by Franke Serrano
Narrator - Graham Rowat<...
2021-03-27 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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This week, Agents Washington and Harris get a little more acquainted with Tithers, and Processing Camp I-7-Alpha. Meanwhile, Everton has an unexpected visitor of the "fucked up fleshy squid" kind.
Written by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jonathan Goldberg
Script Edited by Franke S...
2021-03-27 01:18:33 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Shoresville. Agents Washington and Harris find themselves in a shanty sea-side motel . It's sandy, shady, and senescent.
Written by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jonathan Goldberg
Script Edited by Franke Serrano
Narrator - Graham Rowat
Margaret - Jordan Cobb...
2021-03-27 01:16:53 +0000 UTC
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Everton was suppose to be a suburban paradise! Shopping malls, modern homes, and more! Then, every man, woman and child vanished. Now, seventy years since the mass exodus, things are stirring beneath Everton. Dark, dangerous things. Join Agents Washington and Harris as they investigate what i...
2021-03-27 01:15:44 +0000 UTC
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