Chronology Department personnel must avoid and avert any actions or events which may significantly alter these events. The annual documentation of SCP-7432 must be regularly reviewed to identify unexpected historic alterations.
Content Warnings: Amputati...
2024-06-20 19:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
Just wanted to let you know there will be a small delay on this week's episode, "K is for Keystone." It's a long episode, clocking in at nearly two and a half hours. We're breaking it into two parts for our main feed, but for you our dear Patrons we'll have both parts, unc...
2024-06-19 00:55:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
Just a friendly reminder, to update your address!
Our offer for this month's postcards closes on June 20, 11pm MST. Whatever address you have on file at that time is where we're sending your postcards and stickers!
Don'...
2024-06-15 20:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Any information regarding SCP-7396 isto be scrubbed from public record,with the responsible vectorinvestigated and de-legitimized byany means necessary. Cleanup of SCP-7396 phenomena continues to takeplace through remote incineration.
Content Warnings: Large q...
2024-06-13 05:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHey Everyone!
This month I want to introduce you to one of the many illustrious departments within the Foundation: The Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (RAISA)
You might have heard of this department in a couple of our episodes, or somewhere on th...
2024-06-08 22:51:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks!
I've just started our Saturday Jam! If you'd like to watch me stream some art, and listen to music, click the link above!
If you're on the go, or wanna add some songs to our queue, hit this link: https://s...
2024-06-08 16:32:03 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7340 designates a group of storage drums containing United States Pharmacopeia grade isoflurane, a general anesthetic commonly used in surgery…
Content Warnings: Descriptions of medical harm, and medical procedures performed without patient consent
Hello everyone, it's Pacific (in text form)!
This update was suppose to come out last Friday but I got waylaid by a friend coming into town to visit (and scout out some potential apartments)! So, here's a lil' mid-week update for y'all.
It's summertime, which is usually...
SCP-7303 is a behavioral phenomenon in which a medical professional, most commonly a doctor, will diagnose a patient with an asymptomatic variant of a health condition where no such variant exists.
Content Warnings: Medical Malpractice, misdiagnosis of a fatal...
2024-05-29 00:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Update
We're live now! Come join us on Discord to chat, and add your songs to the queue here: Let’s listen and choose the music toge...
SCP-7291 is a tomb in the Pinsk Marshes, Belarus, near the Pripyat River.
Content Warnings: Gore & dismemberment, gun violence, detailed description of firearm-related trauma
Hey Folks!
It's been a little while since we've done a perks poll, but I'm always looking for new ways to hang out with y'all, and provide content that you wanna see!
I started a similar poll on our Discord earlier today, and thought I'd bring it here too. I'm looking for some ...
2024-05-23 21:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7291 is a tomb in the Pinsk Marshes, Belarus, near the Pripyat River.
Content Warnings: Gore & dismemberment, gun violence, detailed description of firearm-related trauma
Event begins at 10:30 PST / 1:30 EST
Hey folks!
It's Saturday, which means it's time for another Spotify Jam! If you haven't joined the past couple, a Jam is a queue where anyone can add music we can listen live together. Spotify premium may be required for some feature...
SCP-7234 is an anomalous cave system beneath Site 91, which intersects with an extra-dimensional space.
Content Warnings: Gun violence, Grease Burns
Patrons!
Our store is live!! And to celebrate the launch of our first two products, I have a 20% Discount Code for you! This code is valid until midnight on June 3, so grab a...
2024-05-13 18:58:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm incredibly excited to announce we are finally launching our merch store! This has been years in the making, and I couldn't be happier to announce that we're working with DFTBA (Don't Forget To Be Awesome)!
DFTBA is the iconic creator store made by brothers Hank & John Gree...
Hey folks!
It's Saturday, so I'm going on a long walk and running some errands, but I need some music to listen to!
Join my Spotify jam, and queue up some songs, and let's start off Saturday right!
You can also hop in our discord and chat with some other musically inclined folks!
Next week brings a literal river of grease!
I'm excited for this episode, it's one of the first scripts I remember reading for our Alphabet Series, and I was ecstatic to edit it!
It's hard to pin down the exact vibe of the SCP universe, but this is one of those ...
2024-05-10 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7219: "F is for Fallout"
SCP-7219 is an invulnerable humanoid entity believed to be the amalgamation of an anomalous human male formerly known as Kendell Stevenson and an unknown hostile extra-dimensional force.
Content Warnings: Gor...
2024-05-08 19:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Upon any human's death, their consciousness is transported to an instance of SCP7179, where they will physically re-manifest in the same state as they were upon death, except in perfect health.
Content Warnings: Body horror, self-harm, self-mutilation, dism...
We already covered "E is for Eternity" here on Patreon, so this week, please enjoy my rendition of the Cockroach Critic.
Written by PlaguePJP
Narrated by Pacific S. Obadiah
2024-05-01 00:26:37 +0000 UTC View Post
(Sorry this was late, y'all!! I forgot to hit publish on it yesterday 🫠)
SCP-7160 is the corpse of a 24-year-old adult male identified as John McAckler.
Content Warnings: Infection of the body by insects, body horror, harassment, menta...
2024-04-25 00:11:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Now, if you're anything like me, you're deathly afraid of bugs. Especially swarms of them. Bugs just really get under my skin, y'know?
Next week's episode is full of bugs. I had the unfortunate duty of editing this one, and I think you'll love it! (I went light on the skitteri...
2024-04-18 15:05:14 +0000 UTC View Post
SCP-7113 was an AquaticEctoplasmic Entity with a Level VII rating on the Ruby-Spears spirit index. SCP-7113 inhabited a home at 113 Elkview Drive in Athens, Georgia for approximately 14 years.
Content Warnings: n/a
This week on SCP Archives we present "B is for Blood-Borne."
Did you know, "B" can stand for other things, like, "oh boy, I wish I hadn't heard that." This episode is available now on Patreon, and it'll arrive on your public RSS feeds this Thursday!
2024-04-09 20:40:22 +0000 UTC View Post
All artifacts and materials collected during the Prometheus Mission are to remain within a cryogenic, hermetically sealed subterranean vault beneath Site-82.
Content Warnings: Experiments on children, gore & dismemberment, and gun violence.
SCP-7034’s description is solely sourced from the account of Senior Researcher Richard Battaglia. The file will be updated accordingly upon Foundation access to SCP-7034…
Content Warnings: Cannibalism, gore, starvation, suicide
Hello Patrons!
Continuing with our new video content, I'd like to share a video interview I did with the iconic Jesse Hall! In this interview, I ask Jesse a series of standard questions acceptable for any job interview.
Let's see if he has what it takes to work at the Foundation! 2024-03-29 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons! You might have already heard this episode, but now you can watch it too! We'll be uploading early versions of our videos here on Patreon, alongside the public releases of our episodes every week!
You'll also get these videos about a week ahead of the folks on YouTube, so enjoy!...
2024-03-27 22:44:35 +0000 UTC View Post