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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HIGHWAY TO HELL

In the tradition of other movies named after song titles like "Pretty Woman" & "Sweet Home Alabama" comes a rom-com that proves love can be hell!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE ANGRY RED PLANET

Hey, if some jokers showed on your planet and started walking around like they owned the place, you'd be angry too!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: BAD CHANNELS

From producer Charles Band comes "Bad Channels", a movie that shows us the power of radio by having aliens use it to shrink & kidnap women!

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Eccentric Cinema: Deep Red (PLEASE READ TEXT!)

My next episode is actually close to being done, so to avoid having it stacked onto next month, Patrons will NOT be charged once it's posted.  In the meantime, please enjoy this text review of Dario Argento's "Deep Red", originally published on Eccentric Cinema waaaaay back in 2011.

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HARD ROCK ZOMBIES

Finally, a movie that combines 2 terrifying things: the undead and 80's glam metal!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: REPTILIAN

Ever wanted to know what an Asylum-made mockbuster of the 1998 Godzilla would look like?  Well this is probably the closest we'll ever get!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE FOOD OF THE GODS

It's Marjoe Gortner vs. giant rats/wasps/chickens!  (Yes, chickens.)

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. MEGALON

Jetto Jagaa!  Jetto Jagaa!  

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE GATE

The "Son Of Canuxsploitation-A-Thon" concludes with the 1987 classic "The Gate".

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THINGS

Time for the infamous Canadian cult "classic" (to use the term loosely) "Things"!  Thrill as a bunch of idiots sit around and drink beer while their house is infested by turd ants!

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"R.O.T.O.R." Sketch #2 (PLEASE READ TEXT!)

Some Easter holiday related family stuff means I'm running a bit behind on my next episode, so to avoid having it stacked onto next month, this will be posted instead and Patrons will NOT be charged when the next episode is finally released.  While you wait, here's another sketch idea for the "...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE PIT

The Son Of Canuxsploitation-A-Thon continues with "The Pit", a story about a boy, his teddy bear and his angry troll murder pit! 

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"R.O.T.O.R." concept sketch #1

Here's a sketch from Hooksnfangs for the "R.O.T.O.R." title card, showing me as the mustachioed 'robocop' stand-in looking for the character Sony at a gas station.  However, because the movie is essentially a combination of "Robocop" and "The Terminator", we decided to go with the idea of havin...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DEADLY EYES

The Son Of Canuxsploitation-A-Thon kicks off with the killer rat movie "Deadly Eyes"!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CHINA STRIKE FORCE

Ever wondered what rapper Coolio was doing in between filming "Leprechaun In The Hood" & "Dracula 3000"?  Why, being in "China Strike Force" of course!

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"SLUGS" concept art

Here's some concept art for the "SLUGS" title card from HooksNFangs.  Originally it was going to be based off of the movie's poster with slugs crawling all over me as seen in the top image, but because we were a little short on time, we decided to go with the simpler image of showing a close-up...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CARNOSAUR 3

Time for the conclusion of the Carnosaur trilogy, a movie so connected to the other 2 it originally didn't even have the "Carnosaur" name on it!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CARNOSAUR 2

Ever wanted to see James Cameron's "Aliens" but with dinosaurs?  Well that's almost exactly what this movie is!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CARNOSAUR

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the "Carnosaur"!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR

Sick of horror anthology movies that make sense?  Well all aboard "Night Train To Terror", offering non-stop service to confusion!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Matango

It's a mushroom samba with the Japanese killer shooms movie "Matango", AKA "Attack Of The Mushroom People".  

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: R.O.T.O.R.

Can't decide if you want to cash-in on "Robocop" or "The Terminator"?  Well, why not be like "R.O.T.O.R." and just do both!?

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SILVER BULLET

Ever wanted to see Gary Busey & Corey Haim battle a werewolf?  Well have I got a movie for you!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: WIZARDS

In animation legend Ralph Bakshi's world, family-friendly animated movies should always include things like violence, Nazi parallels & perma-erect fairy nipples!

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Eccentric Cinema Review: The Baby

Here's my review of the bizarre 1973 infantalism-related horror movie "The Baby", originally published on the website Eccentric-Cinema.com waaaay back in September 2011, just before I made my first episode of "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews".  I still have the DVD of this at home, so this may end...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Black Christmas

Fuck what Bing Crosby says, I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Turkish Star Wars 2

The Turkish saga continues...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Turkish Star Wars

With a new Star Wars movie coming out, it's about time I got to the most infamous Turkish knock-off of them all!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Godzilla vs. Gigan

Sorry this video is late.  Not only did I have some computer problems, but...there were some other issues as you'll see in the video.  Anyways, enjoy the return of the big G!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: The Green Slime

Because every movie about monster alien slime should come with a catchy theme song!

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