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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: The Great Alligator

What do you get when you mix a jungle exploitation movie with a Jaws knock-off?  You get a movie that doesn't know the difference between an alligator & a crocodile, that's what!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Gamera The Brave

Hey, look who's back!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Q: THE WINGED SERPENT

A monster movie with Shaft, Kwai Chang Caine & Harry Potter (sorta) in it?  It's "Q: The Winged Serpent"!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch

Happy Happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.  Happy Happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

With a new entry in the Texas Chainsaw series out (kinda) I take a look at Tobe Hooper's sometimes loved, sometimes hated sequel to his original classic.

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Ritual

After a 3 year wait, I FINALLY review the 3rd (sorta) Tales From The Crypt movie "Ritual"!  Hey, better late than never, right?

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Blood Diner

They say you never want to know how sausage is made, but they never talk about the horrors that go on in vegetarian diners!  It's the 1987 horror-comedy "Blood Diner"!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: From Beyond

Movies are such easy prey...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Battle Beyond The Stars

Time for more Roger Corman goodness with the Star Wars cash-in/Seven Samurai remake "Battle Beyond The Stars"!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Mothra

I've done Godzilla, I've done Gamera and I've done Rodan.  Now it's time for Mothra! (Note: I wanted to post this video much earlier, but there was some B.S. with Sony, as you'll see in the video)

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Slugs

They slime!  They ooze!  They Kill!  It's the 1988 horror movie "Slugs"!

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From Beyond (Eccentric Cinema Review)

Here's a review of Stuart Gordon's "From Beyond" I originally wrote for the (sadly) now defunct website eccentric-cinema.com.  This is one I've been wanting to do a "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews" episode on for a while now, so you may see that soon.  

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Godzilla vs. Hedorah

Godzilla, he's a hero!  Gonna take pollution down to zero!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: War Of The Robots

Thought "Starcrash 2" was bad?  Well it is...but so is this!

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Motel Hell Sketch (PLEASE READ TEXT!)

Hey everybody, I've got another episode finished and waiting to be uploaded but the title card artwork for it is running a little late, so rather than stack the episode onto next month (which I have several episodes planned for) I've decided to post this here in the interim.  Therefore, you wil...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Planet Of Dinosaurs

Hey, do you like dinosaurs?  Well here's a whole planet of em'!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Girls Nite Out

Christopher Walken once said "bear suits are funny".  Apparently the makers of "Girls Nite Out" thought he said 'scary'.

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"Lifeforce (Part 1)" concept sketch

Here's the original title card concept sketch by Hooks N' Fangs for the first part of my review of "Lifeforce".  It's mostly identical to the final artwork except it shows a bit more of the 'backside' of the space girl.  Because I was afraid that showing this much skin in the thumbnail mig...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: The Deadly Spawn

This movie was supposedly made for only $25,000.  "The Room" cost 6 million.  Think about that!

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Merch Promo

Guess what everybody, I've got merch!  And as a reward for your patronage, this link will get you 30% off your order.  Be aware that the promo code in this link expires on Monday, August 21st, so be sure to order before then to get the discount.  Also, this is my first time selling me...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Mystics In Bali

Bali might be a nice tourist destination, but watch out for the flying heads with their guts hanging out!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Fist Of The North Star Live Action

Time for another live action anime adaptation.  Unfortunately, no one fucks a pinball machine this time...

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TerrorVision

TV rots your brain kids, which is why you should watch things on the internet like this video!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: The Devil's Sword

Ever been watching "Willow" and wished it was more like the live-action "Wicked City" movie?  Well then you wish for some really weird shit!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Death Machines

Not a sequel to "Death Machine" with Brad Dourif, but rather a 70's Kung-Fu movie.  Seriously though, how awesome would a 70's Kung-Fu movie with Brad Dourif be?

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"The Theatre Bizarre" Eccentric Cinema Review (NSFW)

Here's my written review for the horror anthology movie "The Theatre Bizarre", made shortly before my video review of the movie back in 2012.  Be warned, some of the pictures in the review are graphic, so be careful if you're viewing this at work.

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Get Mean

Who says a western can't have things like barbarians, hunchbacks, & ghosts in them?  Not the makers of "Get Mean"!  

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Rodan

Look, up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  It's Rodan!

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Transformers: The Movie

Hey, don't accuse me of ruining your childhood with this video.  The movie did that when it killed Optimus Prime! (SPOILER ALERT!)

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Lily C.A.T. title card concept sketches

Here are some concepts for the "Lily C.A.T." title card done by Hooks N' Fangs.  The top one just had me as the alien monster with my face splitting open to reveal a cat, while the bottom one also had the character Nancy reacting in horror.  Since I felt including Nancy's reaction was funn...

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