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February Monthly Prompt

Love is in the air. There's a whopping three continuations in the pot this time.

Sore Loser (Street Fighter)

He was a fresh face on the scene, a nobody. The odds on him winning against her were 30 to 1. Maybe that's why Chun-Li had even agreed to his perverted bet...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 8)

       Eddard

How had it come to this so quickly, he wanted to ask, but he knew not to who. It had not even been a moon since that bedamned letter had found him, and not even a fortnight since they had sailed from White Harbor.

What ...

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Fool's Gold

Most stories you see where someone gets isekai’d, it’s usually by way of a truck or a train, maybe a knife. Not this guy. It was a peanut that got me. A fucking peanut!

There I was watching an old movie I hadn’t seen in years, and, feeling in the mood for a snack, I grabbed a bag of p...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 2)

I didn’t wake up feeling like half a popsicle this time, and I sighed, basking in the warmth.

What a fucking dream that—

Wait. It was then I felt it, my face smushed between two very soft somethings. Now, it was nice, don’t get me wrong, but I was alone in my apartment, and I so...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 1)

Cold. Why the fuck is it so cold?

I had been counting sheep inside my nice, cozy apartment and in my nice, cozy bed, so I was rightfully fucking confused.

That there were what looked like honest-to-God ropes snaking around my wrists wasn't helping my panicking either. And why...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 7)

       Davos

Grey Gallows looked much as one might expect from the name, grey, and miserable. The best he could say of it was the waters surrounding it were clear and filled with all manner of colorful fish, though even that much was true ...

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January Monthly Prompt Tiebreaker

It was almost a five-way tie.

Sore Loser (Street Fighter)

He was a fresh face on the scene, a nobody. The odds on him winning against her were 30 to 1. Maybe that's why Chun-Li had even agreed to his perverted bet.

Well, that or because he was being...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 6)

       Eddard

It was a cold summer’s night, the kind that brought grave news and reminded one of winter. Those grave news had come in the form of the letter from King’s Landing, held loosely in his hand.

Cat rested her chin upon ...

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ASoBaH Poll #2

I can make a Ned or Cat PoV work here for the Winterfell PoV I'd mentioned earlier, so figured I would let folks decide which they wanted to see more.

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 5)

       Jaime

His sword sent sparks through the air as it slid across the flat of Ser’s Mandon’s blade. Jaime had meant to slip the point past his guard, but Ser Mandon managed to catch it in time and press him back. The fish-eyed knigh...

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January Monthly Prompt

The new year is upon us.

Sore Loser (Street Fighter)

He was a fresh face on the scene, a nobody. The odds on him winning against her were 30 to 1. Maybe that's why Chun-Li had even agreed to his perverted bet.

Well, that or because he was being a pe...

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The Heart of Darnassus

Hmm. So, the Tyrande breeding got taken down. Which is funny because nothing actually happened between Tyrande and Shandris? Meh. I decided not to argue with Patreon about it.

You folks are an industrious lot anyway. If you want to read it, you'll find it.

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 4)

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Christmas Update

A Merry Christmas to everyone (or the holiday you celebrate).

The first chapter of A Dreamer in a Dream dropped a few days back. The next chapter of Solomon will be dropping hopefully on Friday, and this month's winner winner chicken dinner on Monday. I expected Chel or Chun-Li would win, b...

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A Dreamer in a Dream (chapter 1)

Cold. Why the fuck was it so cold?

I’d hit the hay in my nice, cozy apartment and in my nice, cozy bed, so I was rightfully fucking confused.

Trying to feel around wasn’t helping my panicking any either, seeing as there were honest to God ropes around my wrists, and blinking the f...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 3)

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ASoBaH Poll

So, I did promise voting on select interludes for our resident whales, and I have just the thing. I will be doing a Tyrell PoV somewhere in the next two chapters, and I thought it'd be fun to let peeps pick which Tyrell.

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December Monthly Prompt

I have destroyed flu season. Ish.

Sore Loser (Street Fighter)

He was a fresh face on the scene, a nobody. The odds on him winning against her were 30 to 1. Maybe that's why Chun-Li had even agreed to his perverted bet.

Well, that or because he was b...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 3)

       Solomon

The sounds of seagulls and waves crashing against a cliffside were his first introduction to Storm's End.

Taking that salt-stained air into his lungs, John felt a small smile slowly come together. Tonight was either go...

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My Liver for a Wife!

John couldn’t even blame being completely plastered for how he found himself in this predicament. At worst, he was only feeling a little buzzed when she had approached him, but he probably woulda been smitten even if he’d been stone-cold sober.

From her raven black hair as smooth as sil...

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Thanksgiving Update & Discount

Hope everyone's enjoying Thanksgiving, if you celebrate it.

Fox waifu (i.e. My Liver for a Wife!) won the monthly prompt rather handily. Livers are clearly overrated compared to floofy tail. I'll be tackling that first.

As for the earlier poll, A Dreamer in a Dream squeaked out a win,...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 2)

       Jaime

His white cloak swept behind him as he stepped inside Cersei's bedchamber, hearing her softly humming a lullaby their mother used to sing to them. Jaime couldn't remember the last time she had done so.

So engrossed she w...

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Story Poll

While the next chapter of Solomon will be dropping on Friday, I'm still having a hard time deciding what I will be dropping next Tuesday.

I'd mentioned in a recent post that I was considering putting a pause on Nobuto for the time being and start writing a new story in its time slot instead...

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The Abyss (chapter 16)

“And… cut!”

The end of the second episode saw five women draped over Nobuto, illuminated by lights. Mirko sat in his lap like it was a throne, her long ears twitching slightly at any noise, while Ryukyu cuddled up to his right side and Uwabami his left.

Finally, Mt. Lady was dra...

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Mid November Update

So, first things first, created a Discord server. Every tier should be able to access it.

The first chapter of the new story had also just dropped. It is set in the A Song of Ice and Fire universe, and you can find the blurb for it on the "The Next Story" or the tiebreaker that everyone sho...

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A Song of Blackjack and Hookers (chapter 1)

       The Fisherman’s Daughter

Tugging at her roughspun dress nervously, Danika looked out from the window at the stranger Papa had fished out of the sea. He was still lying back on the sand, staring at the clouds despite his fine cloth...

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The Abyss (chapter 15)

Sipping on some vaguely pumpkin-y drink, Nobuto surveyed the underground amusement park he’d created under the dorms over the past few days. Even with the upwards of one-hundred U.A. students crowding it, there was room for maybe five times that number.

Maybe he had overdone it.

He ...

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November Monthly Prompt

I will destroy No Nut November.

Sore Loser (Street Fighter)

He was a fresh face on the scene, a nobody. The odds on him winning against her were 30 to 1. Maybe that's why Chun-Li had even agreed to his perverted bet.

Well, that or because he was bei...

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The Abyss (chapter 14)

Nobuto woke up to find two very red eyes blinking languidly as they stared at him. Seeing as she had his arm pressed against her breasts and one of her powerful legs thrown over him, he didn't complain overmuch.

"Good morning," he even ventured.

The rabbit grinned at him, her teeth as...

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The Not-So-Vengeful Spirit

Not for the first time today, Jason bemoaned agreeing to this stupid bet.

Even if this haunted house turned out to be a fake like all the others, he still had to spend the night in a place that hadn’t had any housekeeping done since the turn of the 20th century. He could have been at a Ha...

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