Nothing about Yona made any sense. Her background, her Class, her Skills, her lack of Profession, her name, her appearance, her appetite… None of it. But Lauren was really struggling to figure out which part of it was a lie.
After the namecard slip-up earlier, she had gotten Yona’s true...
2025-08-30 02:11:14 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Bit of a weird time to post, but I'm flying across the country tomorrow, so I've been busy today getting ready. Posting times for Cat Girl might remain a bit funky until I get back next week, but once I'm back, I'll set an official schedule with deadli...
2025-08-28 05:48:55 +0000 UTC View Post“Pardon?” asked Freddy.
“What the- Freddy, that’s- What the fuck?!”
“Is something wrong?”
He looked at Elise with an expression of genuine concern as she struggled to formulate her thoughts. While Freddy’s punishment for the warg was certainly as cruel as the mon...
2025-08-26 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Patreon's been doing funny things with formatting lately, so hopefully the author's note doesn't look weird this time.
Anyway, the System stuff ended up taking more of the chapter than expected, so I wrote extra non-System stuff, making for an ex...
2025-08-26 00:16:17 +0000 UTC View PostAs it turned out, it was very easy to find ways to spend three weeks in the city. In fact, in a city as large and magical as Jelor City, three weeks was nowhere near enough. Just the Grays’ favorite restaurants and shops would take a full month to get through, let alone the seeming millions of ...
2025-08-23 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post<author note=""></author>
Double chapter drop today because Cat Girl Evolution hit top 10 on Rising Stars on Royal Road!
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Cleaning up the seafoodmen after Skarn dies is super easy. Like crazy ...
2025-08-23 01:05:15 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been fighting for a little while now, but I feel great! This sword is awesome! All my mana gets replenished by killing things, and all my fatigue gets washed away by the blood it absorbs, or however that works. I don’t think it makes total sense, but whatever.
The sword looks a...
2025-08-23 00:49:48 +0000 UTC View Post“Abby, why am I naked?” I say out loud.
It’s nice to have human vocal cords. It would be nicer if I also had clothes.
“Because you don’t have any clothes on.”
“Yes. Where are my clothes?”
“You don’t have any.”
...
2025-08-20 21:57:15 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Fun fact: with today's chapter, Book 3 has reached 100k words!
Another fun fact: In case you missed it, Cat Girl Evolution has now launched on Royal Road! It's already on Rising Stars too! If you don't mind popping over there to drop it a follow/...
2025-08-19 07:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
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Apparently Patreon did something really cool where they made it so that it saves some of the settings for your most recent post, but not all of them. One of those setting was free vs paid. I didn't notice, because I thought paid was ...
2025-08-19 00:03:37 +0000 UTC View PostEdit: re-notifying because it has links now, and I also forgot to make it public
Hello, everyone! Cat Girl Evolution is now live on Royal Road! But you wanna know what else is live?
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Cat Girl Evolution is now live on RR! Also, I was tired and not thinking last night, and realized that I needed to make the announcement a separate post, so I totally could have posted this last night. Anyway, the announcement should go live about 1 mi...
2025-08-17 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
The reason it needed to change was that the original was a reference to something, but as you all know, I am a pantser, and the plotline developed in a way that I did not quite originally i...
2025-08-17 07:29:45 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
You may notice that the name of the chapter has changed, as has the Bubble Witch's name. I'll put an author's note in the next chapter going into more detail on why the change was needed, but her name is Flarn now. This is non-negotiable
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2025-08-17 05:09:56 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Edit: I have changed the name of the Bubble Witch. Her name is now Flarn. If you read the original, the reason for the name change will be made apparent soon. If not, don't worry about it.
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When Lau...
2025-08-17 00:39:39 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Still a little behind on posting. And by a little behind, I mean 5 chapters behind, so 5 chapters today. I'm kind of editing these as I post, so it won't all be at once, but we will be at 28 by the time I go to bed. Enjoy!
Also, reminder that off...
2025-08-17 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
I have no idea what happened here. I had it all set up and scheduled, then I had to go drive my roommate to the airport, and was tired and immediately went to bed, so I never checked that it went live, and ofc, this is the one time it didn't. I guess P...
2025-08-16 18:15:42 +0000 UTC View PostAs the seafood squadron approaches, I strategize. I do the best strategization. They don’t stand a chance against my strategy.
[ That’s not- ]
Shut it, Abbduction. My strategy is the best and I won’t hear otherwise.
I just need them to get a bit clos...
2025-08-16 01:47:10 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
I'm a bit behind on posting these, so expect 2 or 3 more today
I have changed Flarn's name from the original. If you read the original, the reason for name change will be made clear shortly. If you didn't, it doesn't matter.
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2025-08-15 20:47:50 +0000 UTC View Post[ Upgrades available for External Mana Manipulation - Anatomical Constructs Skill: ]
[ External Mana Manipulation - Greater Anatomical Constructs: Your mastery of creating anatomical constructs has progressed greatly, and your constructs are now more accurate, more ...
2025-08-13 22:32:39 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Sorry for the slightly late chapter. I got distracted reading A Practical Guide to Sorcery, and then I had some contract stuff to do with SoundBooth. Good news though! Books 2-4 are officially getting audiobooks! That was still a bit up in the air, sin...
2025-08-12 07:47:41 +0000 UTC View PostThis has been something I've been curious about for a little while, and I want to put the poll out while all my patrons are theoretically for Bunny Girl Evolution, since Cat Girl Evolution will be launching soon (less than a week now) and I want to find out before that happens.
2025-08-11 08:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
For this story, would you prefer that I do the current thing with level ups where it doesn't show stat gains, or would you rather I do it like Bunny Girl where each level has those stat bonuses included (e.g. [ +16 Power, +22 Finesse, +20 Resil...
2025-08-11 06:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe village doesn’t look quite like what I remember. The houses are all completely intact, but the windows and doors are no longer left open. It’s a very small change, but it makes the whole place look inhospitable and unwelcoming. I don’t like it at all. This isn’t my village.
It...
2025-08-10 08:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Sorry for double ping. Had a minorly major edit I needed to make
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[ External Mana Manipulation - Anatomical Constructs: You manipulate mana outside your body with an emphasis on making pseud...
2025-08-10 04:45:09 +0000 UTC View PostSurprisingly, Elise wasn’t that tired when she woke up the next morning. In fact, she was so untired that she started panicking, worrying that she had slept through class registration. She leapt to her feet, finding that she had apparently switched back to her changeling form in her sleep. She ...
2025-08-09 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post[ Name: Yona ]
[ Age: 0 ]
[ Species: Gluttonous Feral Fiery Spatial Devourer Thief House Cat. Tier: 1. Level: 6. ]
[ Class: Beginner Mana Vivitect. Tier: 1. Level: 1. ]
[ Profession: Locked ] 2025-08-08 07:40:48 +0000 UTC View Post
“Come out, little kitty!” shouts the not-man in a voice so deep I can feel it like the bass from some asshole playing rap music way too loud at a stoplight.
He can talk???!?! Abby can monsters normally talk?
[ It depends on their species, but for Named monsters, it’s mor...
2025-08-06 07:24:52 +0000 UTC View Post“First, change to your base form,” said Irylax.
“Why?” asked Elise.
“Are you questioning me?”
“No! Sorry!”
Elise switched to her base form, and while it admittedly felt a bit more physically comfortable than her human form, she was not a fan of the way it l...
2025-08-05 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post[ Upgrades available for External Mana Manipulation: ]
[ External Mana Manipulation - Constructs: You manipulate mana outside your body with an emphasis on creating physical objects ]
[ External Mana Manipulation - Anatomical Constructs: You m...
2025-08-04 07:06:26 +0000 UTC View Post