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[CGE] 14 - External Mana Manipulation

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I need to put myself on a schedule, because I keep forgetting to upload these. Second chapter incoming shortly.

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[ Avatar Quest: Raise your Class to Tier 1 ]

[ Reward:...

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[BGE] 132 - Back to School

What did he mean? wondered Elise.

She had appeared at the front door to what she assumed was the Gray’s new home, but with no one waiting to greet her, she took a moment to pull out her identification forms and check. When she had looked at them the first time, she was more conce...

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[CGE] 13 - Silver Level Threat

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I forgot to post the second chapter yesterday, so I'm posting it now. There originally wasn't going to be a chapter of Cat Girl today, so this is the only chapter today

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A few hours earlier. Cha...

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[CGE] 12 - High Class Kitty

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Forgot to post chapter yesterday. Posting this one now, and I'll post another one later today.

Edit: typo on the number. Fixed now

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Haha! The great Princess Yona could never be held back by a ...

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[CGE] 11 - Octopoids

The nearest octopusman lashes out at me with a tentacle, trying to grab me, so I leap backward out of its reach.

These guys are gonna be so tasty!

I dodge to the side as a second octopusman reaches for me. 

They look kinda weird. They’re not quite as human as the other -o...

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Elise Tier 5 Evolution form

Happy Birthday! You're welcome.

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[BGE] 131 - Royal Skill Testing

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Sorry for the added delay. I got busy with admin stuff for Amazon publishing. Here is the chapter now, and it's a long one. On the bright side, there is guaranteed no delay on Friday's chapter because it's now already written! I might use this as a cha...

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[CGE] 10 - A Strange, but Fortuitous Encounter

[ I guess there are consequences for your actions after all ]

Shut up, Abblution.

[ How do you know that word? ]

I am smart. Anyway, how do I fix this? I want a Class. I don’t even know what a Class does, but I want it.

[ You jus...

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[BGE] Chapter 131 delayed

This time, it's because I'm a dumbass. I wrote an entire chapter and had it scheduled, and I was thinking about it just now, and I realized I accidentally skipped some very important things, so I will have to write a new chapter to go in between 130 and the one I just wrote, which will become 132...

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[CGE] 9 - New Species

Before acknowledging the Annoying Blue Boxes, the first thing I do is inspect my own body. I feel mostly the same. No, actually, I feel way better. Like I could jump over this tree in a single leap.

I try that, and surprisingly, I actually make it to some of the middle branches. Not quite o...

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[CGE] 8 - First Evolution

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Guess what Patreon did? That's right! They added Markdown formatting like authors have been requesting for years! Hooray!

Guess what Patreon messed up? That's right! The Markdown formatting that authors have been requesting for years! Who woulda ...

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[BGE] 130 - Not So Subtle

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Sorry for the edit. Realized I forgot to post new status window, and I also forgot that {Transformation} doesn't have levels. Fixed now! Enjoy!

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[CGE] 7 - Encheloids

The eelman twists the rest of its body around and stabs down at me, and for the first time, I feel the effects of Cat-like Reflexes. Before my mind fully comprehends what’s happening, I’m already launching myself backward, as the sword impacts the ground, sending a small cloud of dust upwards...

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[CGE] 6 - Levels and More

There are much fewer of them this time. I count only 10, and I don’t see the Named one anywhere. However, their weapons are a little better this time. Not by much, but I notice that the swordfish bone swords seem to be sharpened.

I wait in the tree as they shuffle across the beach, each g...

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[CGE] 5 - Scratch

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As you may have noticed, these chapters are shorter than the Bunny Girl Evolution chapters by a fair amount. This story averages a little over 2k words per chapter rather than 3k, so updates will be 3/week instead of 2. Still 6k+ words/week, same as Bunny Girl, just sp...

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[BGE] 129 - It's Evolution Time!

Elise wanted to check her options immediately, but she was still being actively pursued by the rest of the pack that she was eradicating hunting, so she needed to get somewhere safe first. She had already made a fey bargain with Oberon to protect her while she evolved, and she had no reason to st...

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[CGE] 4 - Abby

[ Name: Yona ]

[ Age: 0 ]

[ Species: House Cat. Tier: 0. Level: 2. ]

[ Class: Locked ]

[ Profession: Locked ]

[ Titles: Second Lifer ]

[ Traits: Cat-li...

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[CGE] 3 - Ichthyoids

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A reminder for everyone that all current subs will continue to get access to Cat Girl Evolution once it goes live on Royal Road. The existing tiers will remain the same in both price and access. However, I will be unpublishing the current Rabbit Fey ti...

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[BGE] 128 - Almost Evolution Time

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Once again, sorry for the slight delay. I wrote the chap, then didn't like it and ended up rewriting it. Also, as you can see, since I have 2 stories now, I'm tagging each one. BGE for Bunny Girl Evolution and CGE for Cat Girl Evolution.

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[CGE] 2 - A Little Adventure

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I realize now that a better word for Yona is "unhinged" not "sociopathic." Unhinged is also a good word for this story in general. Enjoy.

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As Johnny and the others prepare to disembark, I run up the...

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Cat Girl Evolution [CGE] Chapter 1 - Quite the Mystery

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Welcome to Cat Girl Evolution! This story is probably what some of you thought Bunny Girl Evolution was going to be. This is pure monster evolution more in line with Syl or Kumoko than what Bunny Girl Evolution has become. I'll be releasing ~1...

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127 - More Time Passed

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Sorry for the slightly late chapter. Hope you enjoy! Thanks for reading!

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“Sorry, what?” asked Nick.

Elise had grown adept enough with {Sense Emotions} to tell that he was mostly confused,...

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126 - Some Time Passed

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I've got a new story out! Kind of. It's a co-write, but I was very influential in it. Check it out if you're interested: https://www.roy...

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125 - Good and Evil

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Chapter has been updated with like 500 bonus words.

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Maggie stared at Elise for a few seconds, then burst into laughter. 

“H-hey, it’s a legitimate question!” protested Elise.

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124 - Maggie of Light

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Sorry for the slight lateness. This chapter was hard to get right. I'm still not sure I got it right. I may come back and make some edits. I had a plan for what I wanted to write, and then the characters took the conversation and ran away from my plan,...

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123 - Into the Vault

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Hello! Guess what day it is? That's right! It's July 1! You know what that means? Amazon release day! Unless you're in Alaska or Hawaii (or whatever other little islands are in those time zones), as of this post going live, the Bunny Girl Evolution ebo...

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122 - Underground Tunnel System

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I am alive! And mostly well-rested.

You may have noticed that I didn't stub as soon as I woke up. That's because apparently, I was so tired last night that I scheduled the RR chapter incorrectly, so those readers didn't have much notice to jump ...

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122 delayed

I know I said that 121 would be the last one, but I have been fighting and losing to insomnia all week, and while I have 122 done, I'm 95% sure it's terrible, but I'm too braindead to edit. I'm going to pop some benadryl and edit and post when I wake up. If 122 doesn't come out tomorrow, know tha...

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121 - Totally Normal Orphanage

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I mentioned some fun news in the delay announcement. Hopefully I'll be able to be more specific on Friday.

In other news, stubbing is happening on Friday, so if you haven't already grabbed it, you can download the .epub from 2025-06-24 07:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 121 delayed

Sorry for all the delays lately. This is my last day where my schedule is inconsistent though, so theoretically, it should be the last delayed chapter too. I’m just exhausted right now, and I’m trying to write but the quality just isn’t there. I’m going to go to bed and come back fresh to...

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