Special thanks to Nate! for sponsoring this commission, featuring his lovely girls Liz and Heidi, with their respective toolsets. Where Liz has her trusty wrench to fix things up, Heidi wields the power to craft any tool out of energy.
“I’m pretty sure nobody really thinks you're responsible for any of that… and it’s not like they can actually pin it on you anyway. Your own cameras show you here, filling orders. Anyone in Central would easily vouch for you, this is nothin’ to get all worked up about…”
Chrys...
Hopefully, everyone's been keeping up with the monthly newsletter drops.
...Consider this one a bonus.
I'm back from my trip with a renewed sense of self-worth. I look and feel good, and I think it's about time to return to work.
Since we're well within the new year without any...
2025-05-02 21:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a little while since I've posted here, and in planning next year's shenanigans, I figured it's probably time to be a bit more direct about how I use this account-- just to make sure there's no confusion as we head into 2025.
Many of you have come to this Patreon expecting to see ...
Remember to check the email you signed up with for your monthly newsletter, which contains all of September's Patreon Rewards. Commissions are opening for October, so from now until October 5th, make sure that you fill out the Appointment Booking form-- which can be found in the Mailing List for ...
2024-10-01 22:19:54 +0000 UTC View Post
We're moving on to bigger and better places, and you should have received an email that gives you VIP access to our new hangout spot-- since I sent it to the mail that you signed up with.
If by any chance you didn't receive this email, be sure to check your spam folder, and if you have any...
It appears that someone may have made my Patreon uploads accessible elsewhere.
Let me be clear in making it known that what is uploaded to Patreon will remain exclusive to Patreon until I decide to release it to the public. Not you.
These pieces and stories are reserved for people who...
2024-08-22 00:07:08 +0000 UTC View Post
MyNikiAI... or as she prefers to be called "Niki" has been under Switch's care for a while... Things have gotten serious, and it's about time she's got an update.
She's enjoying her new skin.
A special thank you to @KJRWhatever via Discord&nb...
Legends say that Nyeusi had been born from an unholy union of a malevolent entity and a virgin girl sacrificed to appease its desire for dismemberment.
Some say Nyeusi is a creature from the stars that came to devour the sun.
What is known is that this creature haunts the unc...
2024-08-21 00:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck… these…. DAMN… things…
He’d repeated the phrase more than a dozen times since he woke up in this place…
It was dark, dismal… and grey. Smelled a bit like a basement, but there was a sweetness to the damp aroma hanging in the air, which brought him a se...
Afternoon all,
This is your preliminary notice that art commissions are set to open August 3rd for all Resident Alleycats. There will be 7 slots available, and as always they're first come first served.
For the Peeping Tom tier, please note remaining commission slots will bec...
2024-08-02 17:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Neither Vance nor Chrysante had ever heard of a "Happy Yaoi Day" until the messages came flooding in this morning.
It certainly wasn't something they'd plan to celebrate. Based on the name alone, it felt a little more juvenile than it probably should have...and the last time Chrys indulged...
Chrysante Noxus: social media influencer with his hands in all the right pockets.
Amelia Rosabel: Central City's sweetheart, putting the comfort in comfort food.
Amora Jezelle: ravenous reporter with an appetite for the truth
Together these three charmers will control social med...
2024-08-01 02:56:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The fairy lights really help put the "glow" in Afterglow.
A special thank you to @voidmoom for sponsoring this commission!
Chrys has been dropping hints about wanting to do something different. Leaving magazines around for movies he's never seen, places he's never visited, or recipes for things he's never eaten. He's still doing something of a detox, but in the summer heat, he's a bit irritable. He's been complaining...
2024-07-17 23:52:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I was in bed today after getting a tooth pulled and decided to cheer myself up today.
Enjoy!
It took so much hurt to get here. So much disappointment, embarrassment... and loss.
So much loss.
...and yet. Little Miss Rosy finally got her way.
Rosy the Rebel fought so long and so hard for her happy ever after. Every whispered wish and heartfelt cry was finall...
He's had a few things replaced since then. Reinforced bone, enhanced healing...
and yet... with a name like Celsius, they didn't think to put in a single air conditioner.
Damnit.
Special thank you to "Absolute Zero" @ Discord for sponsoring this commission!
2024-07-03 22:39:05 +0000 UTC
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It's a little sweeter than you're used to.
Just a fun doodle featuring a cute outfit I found on Twitter <3
“Gaaaaaahhh fuck!”
Chrysante’s bleached brows shaped a weary glare at the black screen on his cellphone.
“C’mooooon” he whined, shaking the device as if doing so would magically cool the overheating device. The civet scrunched his nose up as the E-Mobile insignia framed...
Introducing Marvel the Porcupine, born to Shujaa the Porcupine and Azurai Frostwing.
Boasting few of her father's talents and even less of his bravado, Marvel resigned to a life in his shadow, enjoying the relative peace it offers as opposed to the nonstop action and adventure she's heard ...
Introducing Kiyoshi and Hinata Masayoshi, born to Akira the Tanuki and Mach the Mantis Shrimp.
Kiyoshi's a ray of sunshine! Bright-eyed and bubbling over with excitement, she's easily fired up and always looking for new ways to draw a crowd. What she lacks in coordination, she makes up for...
Tearing through the streets like two bats outta hell, Rip and Riot are having the time of their lives.
There's something so endearing about soldiers' faces when their weapons are turned against em'. It's a rib-tickling mix of gobsmacked and absolute terror and it always manages to pull a he...
2024-06-07 05:12:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Rhine's got a date!
A fellow she's been seeing on and off for a little while. They have a good time together-- sometimes among friends, and it's clear they enjoy each other's company very much.
It's actually gotten to the point where sharing isn't really an option anymore... ...
2024-05-26 06:04:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Two of Noir Mobius's most chaotic catalysts, Flairite Cruxian and Chrysante Noxus.
Imagine if they were to pair up-- even for one night, their combined mischief would be enough to warp and corrupt the future of every character they've had so much as a chance encounter with.
Romances...
Just a quick reminder that general commission slots will be opening May 5th, with preminary spots opening for Resident Alleycats on May 4th.
Because we've surpassed 25 paid members, I will be accepting 6 commission requests.
Commissions themed around families and children, are most so...
2024-05-01 12:26:06 +0000 UTC View Post
If the bouncer tells you "no," it's probably wise to listen to him.
After all, he might be doing you a favor.
Just a fun little redraw to see if I could feasibly pull off a comic.
I cannot, lol. Takes wayyy too long.
Chrysante has always been somewhat photogenic.
His bright smiles are camera-ready at every angle-- as if he's expecting to be snapped every moment of every day. He's rarely caught off guard and even his worst side grants him hundreds of likes on his silly little gossip blog.
A...
2024-04-24 09:01:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Syndra's never had this tough a time in the ring. There'd been tons of new blood since she took the championship title, and none of them ever managed to counter her Ice Breaker. This Savage girl was trouble. Her punches are like sledgehammers and she shows no signs of letting up...
....
2024-04-21 01:43:30 +0000 UTC View Post