HAPPY MONDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This weekend's winners at the box-office! Last night's winners at the Grammy awards! And, Valentine's Day is looming, so, we celebrate with our TOP 3 ROMANTIC MOVIES!
2019-02-11 13:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Steve Ashton is at it again!
What would happen if Bridget from Long Island were to posses the body of VP Mike Pence?
2019-02-08 19:13:20 +0000 UTC View PostRalph here ...
I will be in the UK in May for a HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON tour, and I thought it would be fun to have a UK Garmy "meet and greet" with myself and our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton!
The question is ... where?
So, if you're interested in getting together, which one of t...
2019-02-08 19:09:06 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's away, so Kari steps in as the TRR co-host! We look at the weekend's NEW MOVIES! All the Jeff Bezos' boner news! Steve Ashton from the UK! And, Ralph apologies to everyone, including Garth Brooks!
2019-02-08 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Is "Mary Poppins" a racist? Plus, Steve Ashton answers your UK questions in "Ask a Brit"! And, listeners talk about the awkward day they discovered someone they know had an X-RATED JOB!!
2019-02-07 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The "First Lady", Kari Garman, sits in with the guys! Steve Ashton has close encounter of the "celebrity sex" kind! And, more of the magical "Eddie's Drunk Thoughts"!
2019-02-06 13:00:11 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT, Kari stops by to recap last night's THE BACHELOR! (We're "Team Cassie".) Steve Ashton brings us a UK update! And will Eddie partake in goodness of World Nutella Day?!
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2019-02-05 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our beloved UK corespondent, Steve Ashton, put together this remix of Ms. Backyardigan's big game soda ad!
KEEP BREATHIN'!
2019-02-04 21:24:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT, we try to recover from all the excitement of the BIG GAME! (Yawn.) We find the origin of "bandwagon fans"! More thoughts from "Drunk Eddie"! And, our top three "guilty pleasure" movies!
2019-02-04 13:02:07 +0000 UTC
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By now, you probably know "Bridget (Falk) from Long Island" from her awesome phone calls on THE RALPH REPORT hotline!
Well, Steve Ashton thinks she'd be a great character in a Martin Scorsese film, and he made this video to prove it!
A lot of folks have been asking for a stand-alone, downloadable version of Cardi's new hit for ringtones and what not ...
Well, here you are! KEEP BREATHIN'!
LMB!
-RG
2019-02-01 20:58:24 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Yahoo Sports' Jay Busbee with a report on SUNDAY'S BIG GAME! Steve Ashton with the news for the UK! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! Brad Meltzer discusses his new book about the attempted assassination of George Washington! And, Ariana Grande's tattoo got even dumber! SMOKE...
2019-02-01 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ariana Grande's epic tattoo fail! The new sexual research about straight men having sex with other men! Do we really need a "Hot Wheels" movie? And, HAPPY NATIONAL GORILLA SUIT DAY!
2019-01-31 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the showbiz news! What do your dreams mean?! Steve Ashton feeds us his "bangers and mash"! (Not as dirty as it sounds.) And, a classic ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton brings us the UK update! Kari joins in with the BACHELOR REPORT! We break down the return of THE DUDE in the showbiz news! And, let's talk about the girl with the Harry Styles face tattoo! (We think it might be fake. We HOPE it's fake. Dear God, let it be...
2019-01-29 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostToday's THE RALPH REPORT: We look at all the showbiz news, including, WONDER WOMAN 3, the return of DR. RUTH, and award show recaps! (Last night's SAG awards and, more importantly, Cardi B's triumph at the AVN porn awards!) More of "Drunk Eddie's Thoughts"! Plus, an appropriately joyous celebrati...
2019-01-28 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey 3 & 4 Star Generals!
Today at NOON (PST) we will be LIVE via Crowdcast!
Join me, Eddie and Kari so we can hang with you LIVE!
See you then!
LMB!
-RG
2019-01-27 18:54:30 +0000 UTC View PostAttention! This Sunday, there's a livestream video chat for the 3 AND 4 STAR GENERALS!
Don't forget to c...
2019-01-25 20:32:05 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This weekend's NEW MOVIES! Susan Eisenberg talks about the WONDER WOMAN fans and hanging with Gal Gadot and Lynda Carter! Steve Ashton and his UK update! Plus, another round of "Small Canadian Town or Sex Term"!
2019-01-25 13:00:02 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: New Year's SEX resolutions for 2019! Steve Ashton talks about getting HIGH (tea) IN ENGLAND! All the SHOWBIZ NEWS! And, Susan Eisenberg talks about returning as WONDER WOMAN in the upcoming, "JUSTICE LEAGUE VS THE FATAL FIVE"!
2019-01-24 13:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's HAPPY PIE DAY! We tell you where to get FREE PIE! We talk OSCARS! We celebrate ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! We ask why no "pot ads" during the Super Bowl? ("Bowl" is right there in the title!) And, Susan Eisenberg tells us how she became WONDER WOMAN!
2019-01-23 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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IT'S THE 0NE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE RALPH REPORT! We celebrate by talking to "Wonder Woman" herself, Susan Eisenberg! Also, we look at the Razzie Award nominees! Plus, Steve Ashton and the UK update! And, we meet "THE BEAST OF THE BACHELOR"!
2019-01-22 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the delay, but, here's the complete, uncut interview with Bobby!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Thoughts on Sunday's NFL playoff games! "Bug eating" myths laid to rest! A Ghostbuster vs Ghostbuster beef! We get to the bottom of "screwing the pooch"! Plus, it's another great Justice Leaguer interview with "Wonder Woman" herself, Susan Eisenberg!
2019-01-21 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY FRIDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Bobby Moynihan talks STAR WARS: RESISITANCE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL playoffs! Steve Ashton talks the UK! Plus, a look at the weekend's new movies!
2019-01-18 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Today's show: We talk about the new "Ghostbusters"! KC Chiefs super-fan Eric Stonestreet shares his thoughts about this weekend's big game! When orgasms go BAD! And, Bobby Moynihan reveals the behind the scenes creation of "David S. Pumpkins"! "ANY QUESTIONS?"
2019-01-17 14:01:00 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY NATIONAL FIG NEWTON DAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We break down the new Spidey trailer! We cheer as "The Situation" from JERSEY SHORE goes to jail! We "Ask a Brit" with Steve Ashton! And, we learn more about Bobby Moynihan, including his favorite ONE-HIT WONDER!
2019-01-16 16:13:20 +0000 UTC
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Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ever wonder how a "pothole" got its name? (No? Well, we're gonna tell you anyway.) Another FORTNITE lawsuit! A recap of last night's THE BACHELOR! Steve Ashton with a new UK update! And, more with BOBBY MOYNIHAN!
2019-01-15 14:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Today's show: The return of the vice-host, Eddie Pence! People who dress up their pets! All the showbiz news! And, this week's supremely funny guest, Bobby Moynihan!
