THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 23rd, 2019
Added 2019-01-23 13:01:01 +0000 UTCToday's THE RALPH REPORT: It's HAPPY PIE DAY! We tell you where to get FREE PIE! We talk OSCARS! We celebrate ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! We ask why no "pot ads" during the Super Bowl? ("Bowl" is right there in the title!) And, Susan Eisenberg tells us how she became WONDER WOMAN!
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Yikes! lol
Ralph Garman
2019-01-24 15:42:53 +0000 UTCWhen I was a little girl, a beetle went into my ear while I was sleeping and I don’t remember how it happened but it eventually flew out. THEN as a grown ass woman a couple of years ago, I woke up with the same feeling. I went to the ER at 3am because, gross! The nurse then said it was a fucking roach in there and I freaked the fuck out. He then grabbed a flashlight and the light was enough for the bug to fly out on its own. IT WAS NOT A ROACH and that’s all that mattered to me. Anyway, no spiders ever and I hope I didn’t just jinx myself because apparently things like to crawl into my fucking ear.
Catalina Torres
2019-01-24 15:27:03 +0000 UTCThanks Ralph I've been expecting it at 9 but welcome it at 8, just so long as I get my daily dose of Ralph & Eddie
Jeffrey Allen
2019-01-24 13:08:45 +0000 UTC
