THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 8th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the weekend's NEW MOVIES! Steve Ashton and his UK update! A new "EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS"! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BATMAN!!!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 7th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You won't believe how Eddie Pence wakes up every day! Why do we say "raining cats and dogs"? Kari breaks down last night's SURVIVOR episode! And, what's today's SEX UNIVERSITY class? BUTT STUFF!
2019-03-07 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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REMINDER! The Ralph Report LIVE is THIS SATURDAY!
If you're in the L.A. area, come on out and party with us this Saturday night at the Improv comedy club in Hollywood!
Join me, Eddie, Kari and Steve, for a live recording of the show, and then a big meet and greet...
2019-03-06 21:09:21 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 6th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The stupid things rich celebrities buy! Steve Ashton checks in from the UK! A classic ONE-HIT WONDER from 1980! And, Kari joins in for a bonus BACHELOR REPORT: "Women Tell All" Edition! (And, yes, a woman did shove a baby pacifier into another woman's mouth ... )
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate MARDI GRAS by downing some absinthe and cheeze doodles! Kari stops by to break down the most dramatic BACHELOR episode ever! And, due to popular demand, it's TV TUNE TUESDAY!
2019-03-05 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 4th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A look at this weekend's movie box office! News about the return of GHOSTBUSTERS and THE SANDLOT! When you "Ask a Brit", Steve Ashton answers! And, theme park insider Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine with all the news about Disney's STAR WARS: GALAXY'S EDGE!
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2019-03-04 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostTHE CAT COMES BACK!
Some of you guys have asked for more pics of my TRIUMPHANT performance as THE CAT IN THE HAT at my kid's school on "National Dr. Seuss Day" this past Friday! (And, many of you found me terrifying, as well ... lol)
So, here you go!
Me and Olivia!
2019-03-04 01:16:43 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 1st, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The NEW MOVIES in theaters this weekend! Is Lady Gaga in love with Bradley Cooper? Our resident Brit, Steve Ashton, brings the UK UPDATE! And, HAPPY DR. SEUSS DAY!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 28th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's our salute to the TOOTH FAIRY! (Seriously. We're lucky. In Spain, a rat takes kids' teeth away. No, really.) Another rousing edition of "SMALL CANADIAN TOWN or SEX TERM"! And, we take a look at Robert Kraft and the dirty business of MASSAGE PARLORS ...
BONUS VIDEO! It's Darth Bridget!
Another video from the brilliant mind of THE RALPH REPORT's Steve Ashton!
In this one, Steve beautifully captures the terror that can result when Ralph and Steve get a call from the all-powerful BRIDGET FROM LONG ISLAND!
2019-02-27 17:55:28 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 27th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the showbiz news! We say a prayer for the polar bear! More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, a wonderfully bad ONE-HIT WONDER from THE 80'S!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 26th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate the miracle that are JEANS! (That is jeans?) Steve Ashton checks in with his UK update, and, his favorite UK TV THEMES! All the showbiz news, including, SPIKE LEE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, ...
2019-02-26 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 25th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the showbiz news, including, a recap of last night's OSCARS! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, teaches us some manners! And, we reveal out TOP THREE TV THEME SONGS!
Daniel Roebuck BONUS AUDIO!
The complete interview with actor Daniel Roebuck!
We cover his amazing 35 year career!
To my UK Garmy members!
No surprise, now a lot of my UK Garmy generals are saying ...
"U.S.? Canada? ... What about us?! Why can't we buy stuff at Amazon and support THE RALPH REPORT?"
I wouldn't forget you, mates! Cheers!
www.amazon.co.uk/shop/ralphgarman
Hey Canadian Garmy members!
Lots of you guys have asked if I could set up a Canadian amazon account for TRR, too, so you can also shop via out new dedicated Amazon page ...
Well, BOOM!
Ask and ye shall receive, eh?
2019-02-24 01:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe Ralph Report LIVESTREAM event!
We're doing our THE RALPH REPORT livestream event TODAY!
Join me, Eddie and Kari at 12pm (PST)!
2019-02-23 19:22:18 +0000 UTC View PostURGENT! This SATURDAY there will be a LIVESTREAM EVENT!
Attention! This SATURDAY, there's a livestream video chat for the 3 AND 4 STAR GENERALS!
THAT'S ...
2019-02-22 18:46:10 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 22nd, 2019
Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph receives one of the highest HONORS that can be bestowed on a person! What is "BLUEBERRY PORN"?! Steve Ashton brings us news from the UK! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, Daniel Roebuck talks about his dynamite role on LOST!
2019-02-22 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 21st, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Daniel Roebuck talks about playing JAY LENO! Kari stops by to breakdown last night's SURVIVOR! More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we explore the three-way world of "triad" relationships!
2019-02-21 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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ANOTHER BONUS VIDEO FOR 2,3, AND 4 STARS!
You've heard the audio, now, see the actual video of Elmo talking about how he rides in the limo!
Thanks to Steve Ashton for "uncovering" this exclusive video!
LMB!
2019-02-20 19:50:44 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 20th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A tasty musical snack for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Another round of "Where Did It Come From"! Actor Daniel Roebuck talks about his classic 80's teen sex comedy, CAVEGIRL! And, get your kink on, it's NATIONAL HANDCUFF DAY!
2019-02-20 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Come to THE RALPH REPORT ... LIVE!
Join me, Eddie, Kari, and, all the way from the UK, Steve!
It's gonna be a great night of laughs, stories, and making Eddie eat stuff!
AND, we'll have a big "meet and greet" after the show!
MARCH 9TH! At the IMPROV in Hollywood!
Get your tick...
2019-02-19 21:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 19th, 2019
Today's THE RALPH REPORT, Ralph relives his days as a TUG O' WAR champion! Steve Ashton brings news from the UK! Kari joins in for THE BACHELOR REPORT! And, we look back over the 35 year acting career of the ultra-talented, DANIEL ROEBUCK!
2019-02-19 13:00:02 +0000 UTC
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BONUS VIDEO! (Let's try this again ...)
From the brilliant mind of Steve Ashton ...
Congrats to Cardi B. on the Grammy win and THE NEW HIT!
(Feel free to share ... Maybe THE RALPH REPORT can go "viral"! LOL)
LMB!
-RG
2019-02-15 23:57:30 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 15th, 2019
HAPPY FRIDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the NEW MOVIES in theaters this weekend! Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE! And, the battle of the century: Cardi B. VS Elmo!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 14th, 2019
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! (Although, it's also the equally sexy FERRIS WHEEL DAY.) On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Is Bill Cosby a "political prisoner" (SPOILERS: No.) Eddie Pence's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, answers when you "Ask a Brit"! And, we teach you how to behave like a...
2019-02-14 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS VIDEO!
Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton is back with yet another video inspired by Bridget from Long Island!
Presenting He-Man's NEW arch enemy ... BRIDGETOR!
2019-02-13 22:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 13th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You won't believe today's song for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Cardi B. abandons us! Where you can get your very own SCRAPPLE! Banks Lee from Attractions magazine with news about the STAR WARS theme park ride! All of that, plus 2019-02-13 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 12th, 2019
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a visit from our resident Brit, Steve Ashton! Kari drops by to help break down THE BACHELOR! And, we celebrate the birthday of our favorite president! "You down with A.B.E.?" (Yeah, you know me ...)
2019-02-12 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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