HAPPY FRIDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! All the weekend's new movies! The Garmy's "brushes with greatness"! And, it's a hard day's KNIGHT with our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton!
2019-06-07 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The HARD FACTS about "penis enlargement treatments"! First, Freddie, then Elton ... Who are the next MUSIC STARS that are getting their own film biographies! And, hear from comedian Ben Gleib about why he is running for PRESIDENT!
2019-06-06 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Showbiz News: Explosions on the 007 SET! The actor who has performed while MORE HUNGOVER THAN RALPH! Also, has Steve Ashton fully recovered from the LIVERPOOL victory? (Spoilers: No.) And, we've got a hot "take" on ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
2019-06-05 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: How you can live like a FAMOUS MOBSTER! We "GO, GO" back to the 90's for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, we debut our new feature, THIS DAY IN HISTORY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS on "creativity"! We ask "What is NATIONAL REPEAT DAY?" Also, we ask, "What is NATIONAL REPEAT DAY?" And, we salute this weekend's big winners in heavy-weight BOXING and championship SOCCER!
2019-06-03 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello, all Garmy generals!
I just wanted to reach out and let you know about the updates made to the Patreon mobile app that fixed a lot of bugs impacting audio playback and the RSS experience for Garmy members who use it to listen to TRR!
Here’s a list of the bugs Patr...
2019-06-01 18:14:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, you gorgeous 3 and 4 STAR GENERALS!
Well, May was a crazy month for us here at THE RALPH REPORT, so we had a hard time scheduling our LIVESTREAM VIDEO EVENT!
And, so, we're going to have it a little late. (8 hours, to be exact.)
Join me for our MAY livestream sessio...
2019-05-31 20:19:26 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the weekend's NEW MOVIES! We break down the new RAMBO trailer! Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! Listen to the WORLD'S GREATEST SONG! And, someone has the chance to win fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) when Eddie Pence plays our GODZILLA GAME!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Listen as Ralph wails on the HARMONICA! Well ... he blows it, at least. Speaking of which, "BJ CLASS" is in session at SEX UNIVERSITY! And, it's NATIONAL MINT JULEP DAY!
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2019-05-30 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate the era of BUBBLEGUM POP with ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton brings us UK NEWS about the SPICE GIRLS reunion tour! And, are aliens breeding with humans?!
(Spoiler alert: No.)
2019-05-29 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Today's THE RALPH REPORT: A special sit-down with the spectacular SETH GREEN! You know him from shows like BUFFY, FAMILY GUY and ROBOT CHICKEN, and now he's written and directed his first film, CHANGELAND! A great conversation about adventures in movie-making!
2019-05-28 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Attention GARMY!
Tickets are now available for the upcoming LIVE recording of THE RALPH REPORT that's happening on SATURDAY, JUNE 15TH at 8PM at THE WORLD FAMOUS IMPROV in Hollywood!
Join me, Eddie Pence, Steve Ashton and Kari as we take the stage together and bring you THE RALPH REPO...
2019-05-26 18:20:58 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The weekend's NEW MOVIES! All the news from the UK with Steve Ashton! Sly Stallone lives with TWO of his ROCKY co-stars! And, a FIRST-HAND review of the new STAR WARS: GALAXY'S EDGE at DISNEYLAND!
2019-05-24 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We get deep inside the world of "poop transplants"! (Eddie Pence gag alert!) Steve Ashton explores one of England's biggest kid shows! And, SEX U. offers a class in "friends with benefits"!
2019-05-23 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A lucky listener could win some fabulous prizes on another edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Who was the best BATMAN? And, we celebrate another 80's classic on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
2019-05-22 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: THE BOYS ARE BACK! Ralph and Eddie talk dream cars and drop kicks! Steve Ashton stops by with a brand new UK UPDATE! And, it's an "explosive" theme song for TV TUNES TUESDAY!
2019-05-21 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It's a special LONDON edition of the THE RALPH REPORT!
Ralph and your UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, recap the entire IRELAND/UK TOUR and bring you tales of adventures in Dublin and jolly ol' England!
Cheers, mate!
2019-05-20 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Here's the final check-in from the road!
See the sights from London and the final HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON of the tour!
(Directed by the great STEVE ASHTON! Thank, Steve!)
As previously discussed on THE RALPH REPORT, Eddie Pence not only rocked a mullet as a lad, but, eventually ... a rat-tailed mullet!
The rat-tail mullet is a legendarily elusive creature (like the Loch Ness monster, it is notoriously camera shy) but, now, w...
2019-05-18 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Garmy!
I'm still in London right now, but will be home this weekend! Looking forward to talking to you all next week! I miss ya!
In the meantime, to keep you entertained, Eddie Pence has provided us all with a little video comedy courtesy of his kid, Colton!
Here's a mess...
2019-05-17 12:54:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Since I'm here in England, our UK correspondent, STEVE ASHTON, has put together a little "ASK A BRIT" video to school us all on the magic of his home country!
Enjoy!
2019-05-16 09:03:04 +0000 UTC View PostJust a reminder, TODAY is the Garmy "meet and greet" for any of THE RALPH REPORT generals who can gather in London for a HAPPY HOUR!
THE RALPH REPORT UK MEET AND GR...
2019-05-16 09:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi there, my awesome Garmy generals!
Just wanted to drop you a line and give you a (much too short) glimpse of this beautiful city!
We've lucked out with great weather here in the UK, so, it makes for perfect exploring. Just wish I had more time!
Sending you my love with this li...
2019-05-14 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi gang! Ralph here in Edinburgh, Scotland!
All over the UK people are talking about the Eurovision Song Contest, but, in America, we're just not that familiar with it ...
We lucky for us, we've got our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, to explain it all in one handy-da...
2019-05-14 13:38:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi gang! Just a quick video postcard to say "hi" from the road!
And also to announce the location for THE RALPH REPORT UK MEET AND GREET!
Day: THURSDAY, MAY 16TH!
Time: 5:00 pm
Place: Hilton Lon...
2019-05-13 10:58:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, hello there, boys and girls! Ralph here!
Newly arrived in Stop #2 of the HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON tour, Birmingham, England!
I'm getting the show ready for tonight at Symphony Hall, but, I wanted to take a moment and check in from the road!
And, thanks to your ...
2019-05-11 10:29:50 +0000 UTC View PostHello there boys and girls! Ralph here from the Emerald Isle!
Just wanted to give you a quick update on my journey!
I'm just about to head over to the Vicar Street Theatre for tonight's HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON show, but, before I did, I wanted to wanted t...
2019-05-09 17:34:36 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We break down the new SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME trailer! Why Ralph had to destroy his porn collection! And, we revive a long-lost TV theme song for TV TUNES TUESDAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Our TOP THREE MUSICAL ACTS of all time! AVENGERS: ENDGAME is achieving what Thanos couldn't ... WORLD DOMINATION! And, Olivia and her friend Bella review UGLY DOLLS on "LIVVY AT THE MOVIES"!
2019-05-06 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: UK correspondent Steve Ashton delivers another update from "across the pond"! Eddie Pence gives us his DRUNK THOUGHTS on "Boba Tea"! All the weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, CARDI B...
2019-05-03 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post