On today's THE RALPH REPORT: SEX UNIVERSITY is in session with 10 HELPFUL TIPS FOR PLEASING YOUR WOMAN! The return of the SURVIVOR RECAP with Kari Garman! More murderous nursery rhymes! And, HAPPY NATIONAL TRUFFLE DAY! 2019-05-02 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hear how lucky GARMY members escaped the clutches of the Grim Reaper! A "sweet" tune for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, what the hell was up with Peter sticking his wife in that pumpkin?! (Not cool.)
2019-05-01 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Some brotherly love for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, one lucky listener has a chance to win some cash and fabulous prizes on THE GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.) And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUGS BUNNY! You wascally wabbit!
2019-04-30 12:00:02 +0000 UTC
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WARNING! SO MANY SPOILERS AHEAD!
As requested, here's our take on the glorious movie that is AVENGERS: ENDGAME!
But, be warned, this review is LOADED with spoilers!
So, if you haven't see the movie, hold off on listening to this!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We introduce our TRR "I Barely Survived" stories! Steve Ashton gives us a lesson in the UK's bloody cuisine! And, of course we talk about AVENGERS: ENDGAME and lament the film's conspicuous omission of one of the most beloved characters in the Marvel Universe ... ...
2019-04-29 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostJust a reminder that tomorrow is the LIVESTREAM video event for all 3 & 4 STAR GENERALS!
3 and 4 STAR GENERALS can join me, Eddie and Kari at 12:01 PM (PST) on Sunday, April 28th!
Hope to have you there Sunday at noon(PST) a...
2019-04-27 17:22:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, all you wonderful 3 & 4 STAR GENERALS!
Just a reminder and invitation for our LIVESTREAM VIDEO event for April!
Join me, Eddie and Kari at 12:01 PM (PST) on Sunday, April 28th!
We're are still so sorry about the techn...
2019-04-27 17:19:05 +0000 UTC View PostLet's party, bitches ... It's ARBOR DAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Agent 007, The Boss, Prince and Star Trek are all BACK! Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! And, Spencer Laudiero and AMERICAN DAD's Rachael MacFarlane drop by to talk about their new book: "Harrison Dwight, Ballerina an...
2019-04-26 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostApril is coming to an end, and so, it's time for us to do another monthly LIVE STREAM video event for our 3 and 4 STAR generals!
Here's a heads up that we will be doing a LIVE video event with me, Eddie and Kari THIS SUNDAY at NOON ...
2019-04-26 05:56:42 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hear more of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Sex researchers examine "COUGARS"! That JEOPARDY champ seems like a dick! And, HAPPY NATIONAL HUG A PLUMBER DAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More on "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES" (aka "Aunt Becky Goes to Jail")! A spectacular ONE-HIT WONDER featuring Marxism and sexual confusion! And, Eddie Pence plays for one lucky listener who just might win some fabulous cash and prizes (cash not included) in THE GARMY GAME...
2019-04-24 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of EDDIE PENCE! Steve Ashton stops by with a brand-new UK UPDATE! A bushel of celebrity lunacy! And, an all-time classic for today's TV TUNES TUESDAY!
2019-04-23 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY NATIONAL JELLY BEAN DAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The day Ralph met Francis Ford Coppola! Why Paul Stanley of KISS wanted to be rock star! We "ASK A BRIT" with Steve Ashton! And, all with today's special co-host,
Some folks are saying they having issues with new TRR episodes not downloading onto your podcast apps. (iTunes is especially screwy.)
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The complete, uncut interview with best-selling children's book author, Drew Daywalt!
Eddie Pence's in D.C. shooting his comedy (un)special!
But, he wanted you all to know he's thinking of you ...
So, here's his video postcard for the GARMY and the "Eddiots"!
2019-04-21 00:18:53 +0000 UTC View PostJust a reminder, this weekend all THE RALPH REPORT T-shirts are just $13.00!
And all other THE RALPH REPORT merchandise is 35% OFF!
If you were thinking about picking up some TRR swag, now is the time!
Here's the link to our mer...
2019-04-20 15:18:42 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The "First Lady" of TRR, Kari Garman, joins in as special co-host! (Hear the story of how Ralph and Kari met!) Steve Ashton brings us tales of UK MODELS AND POP STARS! This weekend's NEW MOVIE...
2019-04-19 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Terrifying Tales of SEX INJURIES! Spectacular HAIKU poems from the GARMY! More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, Drew Daywalt tells the behind-the-scenes story of his f...
2019-04-18 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: More info about Lori Loughlin and "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES"! ("I don't want your life! ...") Another classic 80's tune for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, an interview with ERIC BUTTS, the
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton discovers a surprise in GAME OF THRONES! More with best-selling author, Drew Daywalt! A "wonderful" 70's theme for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, another NIGHTMARE FUEL news stor...
2019-04-16 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SHOWBIZ NEWS, including the winners and losers at the BOX OFFICE this weekend! Best-selling children's book author, Drew Daywalt! And, our list of sexiest CARTOON CHARACTERS!
<... 2019-04-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the complete interview with legendary comic book artist, writer and inker, Jerry Ordway!
HAPPY GRILLED CHEESE DAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Showbiz News, including the weekend's NEW MOVIES! A new UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! And, comic book superstar, Jerry Ordway talks about the grea...
2019-04-12 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: SEX UNIVERSITY reveals the odd ways some folks "love themselves"! Also, more with comic book artist and writer, Jerry Ordway! And, we celebrate NATIONAL 8-TRACK TAPE DAY with tales of Ralph's very first car!
2019-04-11 12:00:02 +0000 UTC
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They said it couldn't be done, but, here's the video evidence ... Eddie ate a new food and LIKED IT!
VIVA EMPANADAS!
2019-04-11 06:28:32 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie eats something new! It's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! More of those MEAN EXIT SURVEYS! And, Jerry Ordway talks about creating the comic book version of 1989's BATMAN movie!
2019-04-10 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Will Eddie eat a CHINESE ALMOND COOKIE?! Another of your favorite theme songs for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, comic book great, JERRY ORDWAY, talks about his days with SUPERMAN, and, you k...
2019-04-09 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We look at the weekend's BOX OFFICE! Lindsey Lohan is more confused than usual! More of "Eddie's Drunk Thoughts"! A review of SHAZAM! And, we also celebrate the "Big Red Cheese" with legendary "THE POWER OF SH...
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