On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a very patriotic show! We salute one of the GREATEST AMERICAN television theme songs on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Our UK correspondent works on his AMERICAN accent! And, Lindsey Lohan makes money the new AMERICAN way ... by doing nothing!
2019-07-09 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie Pence is BACK, and Kari REMAINS!
We talk about HOLIDAYS and EARTHQUAKES! Plus, we review the new SPIDER-MAN and throw some "goop" at Gwyneth!
2019-07-08 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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ENGLAND and AMERICA continue to work side by side, as EDDIE PENCE and STEVE ASHTON discuss their mutual love of WRESTLING MOVIES in PART TWO of their conversation!
THE RALPH REPORT is on holiday for the long 4TH OF JULY weekend, but, we wanted to keep filling your ears with joy!
So, Steve Ashton and Eddie Pence stepped up with more wrestling talk!
In the true spirit of forgiveness on this Independence Day, a Brit a...
2019-07-04 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Garmy member CARLY SMITH made this for us!
And so, I pass it on to you!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
LMB!
-RG
2019-07-04 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY gets "WILDER"! Our UK correspondent, STEVE ASHTON, brings news of 007 and the Glastonbury Festival! And, TV expert, Jim McKairnes, discusses his new book about the ground-breaking TV of the 1970's!
2019-07-03 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate one of the greatest COMEDY FILMS EVER! Taylor Swift claims to be a a victim, again! (Shocking.) And, more with amazing VO artist Kat Cressida, (Disneyland's BLACK WIDOW BRIDE from THE HAUNTED MANSION) on her heroic battle back from cancer!
2019-07-02 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Eddie and his family may be on vacation, but, he's still thinking of you, Garmy!
Sure, Eddie may be in North Carolina, BUT, today he brings you a taste of Ol' Mexico, via the magic of "South Of The Border"!
2019-07-01 22:31:47 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The reason why you can't MAIL A BABY! Another celeb wants to fight JUSTIN BIEBER! (Get in line, pal.) And, the voice of "Dee Dee" from DEXTER'S LABORATORY, voiceover artist Kat Cressida, shares the story of a heroic battle against cancer, doctors, and the insurance in...
2019-07-01 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the complete Breckin Meyer interview!
Breckin is a great guy and genuine talent. Here we talk about CLUELESS, GARFIELD, FRANKLIN AND BASH, ROBOT CHICKEN and so much more!
Enjoy!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The world premiere of KARI'S RAP SONG! All the weekend's new movies in the MOVIE BEAT! And, Breckin Meyer tells the origin story of his friendship and creative partnership with Seth Green!
2019-06-28 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The debate over legalizing SEX WORK! TOM HOLLAND is a real life hero! CARDI B.'s murderous new video! And, the time Breckin Meyer wanted to ESCAPE FROM L.A.!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, RAPS! Plus, find out Breckin Meyer's pick for ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY, and what a young Breckin stole from Freddy Krueger on the set of FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE! (SPOILERS regarding that film ... He wasn't, and it wasn't....
2019-06-26 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Kari sits in as guest VICE-HOST! We learn her favorite TV theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Steve Ashton delivers another UK UPDATE! And this week's celeb guest, Breckin Meyer, shares his origin story! (SPOILERS: It's exactly the same as Spider-Man's!)
2019-06-25 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Members of the GARMY invited Eddie Pence and his family to join them for an amazing day at Disneyland's STAR WARS: GALAXY'S EDGE!
2019-06-24 15:10:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie Pence gives us a review of his trip to Disneyland's STAR WARS: GALAXY'S EDGE! We prove that we can RAP as badly as ANYONE! And, special guest, Shawn Hatosy, stops by to talk about TNT'S amazing show, ANIMAL KINGDOM!
2019-06-24 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Enjoy the LIVE show with Ralph, Eddie, Kari and Steve!
Recorded in front of a sold-out audience at the Hollywood Improv on June 15th!
Attention 2, 3 and 4 STAR Garmy members!
The video for THE LIVE RALPH REPORT from June 15th at the Hollywood Improv will be in your mailbox soon!
LMB!
2019-06-22 16:08:56 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The weekend's new movies in the MOVIE BEAT! Plus, yet another example of CRAP RAP gets "no respect"! And, it's FRIDAY, FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! ...
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2019-06-21 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Find out why we "blow smoke up your ass"! A salute to the legendary HOWARD JOHNSON restaurants! And, a class on "How to keep your naked selfies safe" from SEX UNIVERSITY!
2019-06-20 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More cRAPtastic RAP songs! Stars behind bars, and some that probably should be! This Day in History! And, we celebrate "danceable jazz" on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
2019-06-19 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Again, we are THREE when Steve Ashton sits in! Happy Birthday to Sir Paul! Don't take poop from strangers! And, we ask the most famous question in Sci-Fi on TV TUNES TUESDAY!
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Today's episode: It's THE RALPH REPORT LIVE on-stage at the world famous Improv comedy club in Hollywood on Sat., June 15th, 2019!
Enjoy Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari doing the show in front of a sold-out crowd of Garmy members!
2019-06-17 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The LIVESTREAM event for 3 & 4 STAR supporters of THE RALPH REPORT for the month of June is this SUNDAY, JUNE 16TH, 2019 at NOON (PST)!
This is a special one, because THE GANG'S ALL HERE!
Join Ralph, Kari, Eddie and Steve for a LIVESTREAM EVENT where we chat with you and ans...
2019-06-15 19:42:09 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Special guest, STEVE ASHTON! This weekend's NEW MOVIES! The future of RAMBO! And, where HONEY really comes from!
On today's The Ralph Report: EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS on "bee snot"! Steve Ashton drops some 007 news in the UK UPDATE! And, are SEX ROBOTS the beginning of the en...
2019-06-13 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The only song inspired by designer jeans on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Plus: How did the "hot dog" get it's name? What movie almost bankrupted 20th Century Fox? And, are tornadoes man-made? All these answers, and MORE, on today's TRR!
2019-06-12 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More crappy celebrity rap songs! Tom Cruise is threatened by a flimsy Canadian! And, one on the all-time great TV theme songs on TV TUNES TUESDAY! We're loaded up and TRUCKIN'! Got yer ears on, good buddy?!
2019-06-11 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY MONDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's an Eddie trifecta: Iced Tea, Egg Roll, or Root Beer Float ... Which one will he NOT eat? Also, what's Cosby up to in prison? And, someone could win some fabulous prizes on THE GARMY GAME SHOW!
2019-06-10 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The next LIVE #TheRalphReport and MEET & GREET is just a week away! Come on out and hang with me, @eddiepence, 2019-06-08 23:10:39 +0000 UTC View Post