On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton answers when you "ASK A BRIT"! What's HUGH HEFNER up to in heaven?! And, in honor of the scary Halloween season, "SEX HORROR STORIES" on Sex University! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
2019-10-24 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton brings it with his UK UPDATE! What's worse?: SMURFS or PUMPKIN?! (Spoilers: It's a tie. Oh, and, #FuckPumpkin.) And, we reach into Eddie's past and head to "Frisco" for today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
2019-10-23 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Feel the "sting" of today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! NOW we know why Ryan Reynolds is so HOT! And, join the latest noble Ralph Report cause: "FUCK PUMPKIN"!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We explore the marvelous scientific breakthroughs of "SCIENCE FICTION ... OR SCIENCE FACT?"! Who is Jennifer Lawrence's new HUSBAND? And, NERD ALERT: Get your STAR WARS IX tickets TONIGHT!
2019-10-21 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This weekend's NEW MOVIES! The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Week 7 of the NFL with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! And, THE BUTTER BATTLE: "Do you have to keep it in the fridge?"!
2019-10-18 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We solve mysteries of diamonds and soap operas! Ralph and Eddie BOTH have a DRUNK THOUGHT! And, shocking, BREAKING NEWS from the medical community: Women shouldn't put toothpaste in their vajay-jays! (But, seriously. Don't do that. What the hell are you thinking?)
... 2019-10-17 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of Eddie Pence! Ralph's liver is furious with him after the JAY & SILENT BOB REBOOT premiere party! We salute THE RALPH REPORT "Citizen Of The Week"! And, who's the next non-musician celebrity who managed to worm his way to a hit record on this ONE-HIT ...
2019-10-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The FIRST LADY of the podcast, KARI, stops by! A golden TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a recap of the amazing HOLLYWOOD ceremony for Kevin Smith and Jay Mewes! Featuring Ben Affleck and Harley Quinn Smith!
2019-10-15 12:00:02 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The winners and losers at this weekend's BOX OFFICE! Where did the "Jack O' Lantern" come from?! And, we celebrate CANADIAN THANKSGIVING with another round of "SMALL CANADIAN TOWN OR SEX TERM"!
2019-10-14 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We cover the weekend's NEW MOVIES in the "Movie Beat"! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks about this weekend's NFL games! Let's raise money for MEN'S HEALTH issues with "Movember"! And, more of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS!
2019-10-11 12:00:02 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The amazing new way to enjoy HOCKEY! Who's recommending SEX without ORGASMS?! And, on this dark day in 1911, Jasper Newton "Jack" Daniel passed away. Yet, his delicious spirit lives on ... RIP, old friend.
2019-10-10 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "The Bachelor" takes it in the face! Iron Man VS Scorsese re: Marvel movies! And, what TV STAR do we salute today ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hear Steve Ashton DESTROY Ralph with his latest UK UPDATE! Ralph's top restaurant picks in VEGAS! And, speaking of which, Ralph and Eddie Pence bond over their love of "VEGA$"! ( ... with a "$")
2019-10-08 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Enjoy "Holiday or Holi-NAY!" Meet the TRR "Citizen Of The Week"! Hear Eddie's mountain HORROR STORY! And, learn there's only one way to drink whiskey ... ONLY ONE!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The MOVIE BEAT! Another "Where Did It Come from?!" Steve Ashton drops a new UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports with a look at this weekend's NFL GAMES! And, Ralph and Eddie engage in an automotive battle and YOU ARE THE JUDGE!
2019-10-04 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Learn the 9 KEYS to a more satisfying SEX LIFE! We pay tribute to our "TRR CITIZENS OF THE WEEK"! We apologize for all of our recent SPECTACULAR SCREW-UPS! And, we try to answer the burning question, "Why did America ever watch a TV show about a TALKING HORSE?"
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2019-10-03 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: A brand new edition of "EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS"! Steve Ashton stops by with a new UK UPDATE! ROCK stars and kidney STONES! (This would be a perfect segment if it was Mick Jagger ... but it's not.) And, who is the next ACTOR to be our Wednesday ONE-HIT WONDER?! 2019-10-02 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What should Eddie give his wife for their anniversary? "Who'd Ralph Play" on the season premiere of FAMILY GUY? And, we open the "files" on another classic TV theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY!
2019-10-01 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Actor Rob Garrison passed away last week at the (way to early) age of 59. He was best known for his line "Get him a body bag! Yeah!" that he delivered as "Tommy" in THE KARATE KID. He was also in the sequel, KARATE KID 2, and COBRA KAI Season Two. He was a sweet guy, and let us have some fun with...
2019-09-30 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's all-new THE RALPH REPORT: That time "Jerry Lewis" called the President of France! Robert DeNiro turns CNN into FUNN! A "special song" to celebrate Justin Bieber's wedding! Plus, CHEWING GUM DAY: "Holiday or Holi-NAY"?
2019-09-30 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Today's THE RALPH REPORT FLASHBACK is, without question, the interview people ask me about the most. My friend Eric Stonestreet and I sat down over a bottle of bourbon, and talked about MODERN FAMILY, modern life, and the "Legend of Pete LaCock". Enjoy!
2019-09-27 12:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Today, we revisit my conversation with one of the funniest, smartest, kindest guys I know. One of my favorite humans: Patton Oswalt.
I'm so glad "The Jim Jefferies Show" has returned for another season on Comedy Central! This seems like the perfect time to revisit my chat with Jim on THE RALPH REPORT!
I'm taking a little break this week, so, I though it would be fun to revisit some of the early celebrity interviews from THE RALPH REPORT!
Today's flashback: My chat with late-night superstar, Jimmy Kimmel!
2019-09-24 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Here's the VIDEO of the LIVE edition of THE RALPH REPORT from this past Saturday night!
Thanks to everyone who came out to the SOLD OUT show!
If you couldn't be there, here's your chance to SEE and hear what happened!
I hope you enjoy it as much as Eddie, Kari, Steve and I did!<...
2019-09-23 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's the LIVE edition of THE RALPH REPORT from this past Saturday night!
Thanks to everyone who came out to the SOLD OUT show!
And, if you couldn't be there, here's you chance to hear what happened!
I hope you enjoy it as much as Eddie, Kari, Steve a...
2019-09-23 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, 3 & 4 STAR supporters of THE RALPH REPORT! The gang's all here!
Join me, Eddie, Kari, and Steve for the September LIVESTREAM EVENT!
Today at 9AM, Pacific Time!
LMB!
-RG
2019-09-22 14:58:46 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph and Eddie mangle the NATIONAL ANTHEM! Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at Week 3 in the NFL! Plus, we look at the weekend's NEW MOVIES, including RAMBO: LAST BLOOD!
2019-09-20 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's our 400TH EPISODE! (And, they said it wouldn't last ...) We celebrate with EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Also, with 15 new SEX POSITIONS that will change your life! (By possibly sending you to the E.R.)
2019-09-19 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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There was a tech glitch this morning that delayed the posting ...
The show is now up!
LMB!
-RG
2019-09-18 14:21:46 +0000 UTC View Post