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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 18, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie SINGS! Do we need a "Hogan's Heroes" reboot?! (Spoilers: Nope.) And, who's up first in our look at actors who were ONE HIT WONDERS?!

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 17th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We pay tribute to the CITIZEN OF THE WEEK!  We present TV TUNES TUESDAY! (Should you choose to accept it.) And, we wish a "Happy Birthday" to the Mistress of the Dark, ELVIRA!

2019-09-17 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 16th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Brilliant author, Brad Meltzer, drops by to talk about his new books for kids! New EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we salute EDDIE MONEY and RIC OCASEK!  #RIP

2019-09-16 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 13th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports drops by to talk NFL! The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Why do statues have small dicks? The weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, what's so scary about FRIDAY THE 13TH?!

2019-09-13 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 12th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Why do we call French folks "frogs"? (Sorry, French folks.) Steve Ashton drops off a brand-new UK UPDATE! And, if you know what this picture means, then you don't need today's class at RALPH'S SEX UNIVERSITY!

2019-09-12 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 11th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The President vs. The Governator! ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY presents: When Actors Attack! And, we remember 9/11.

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 10th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute another TRR Citizen of the Week! Plus, did we enter an alternate dimension in 2008?! (It would explain a lot.) And, we uncover the truth of another "out of this world" theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY!

2019-09-10 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 9th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You have questions, he has answers ... It's "ASK A BRIT" with Steve Ashton! What the hell does "OK" stand for, anyway?! And, week one of the NFL season forces Ralph and Eddie to become bitter enemies! 

2019-09-09 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 6th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The NEW MOVIES this weekend! A visit from STEVE ASHTON! We hit another celebrity with a TRANQ DART! And, the second half of the TRR interview with the terrific actor and director, DANNY HUSTON!

2019-09-06 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 5th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports drops by to talk about the NFL kickoff! Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE! And, actor/director, Danny Huston talk about his new film, THE LAST PHOTOGRAPH!

2019-09-05 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 4th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "Hey, good buddy! You got yer ears on?" ... because here's today's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, "Dog the Bounty Hunter" talks about his new TV show, and the loss of his love of 30 years, Beth Chapman.

2019-09-04 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

AUGUST LIVE STREAM AMA EVENT!

Hey there, 3 & 4 STAR generals!

On Saturday, August 31st, at NOON (that's tomorrow, Los Angeles time) I am going to be at your disposal!

It's the August LIVE STREAM EVENT and it will be just YOU AND ME and you get to ASK ME ANYTHING!

Join me...

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 30th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What's new at the MOVIES this weekend?! Steve Ashton drops by with another UK UPDATE! And, it's make it or break it on DAY FIVE of "Will Eddie Eat It?!" 

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 29th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Can the 3-day streak of "Will Eddie Eat This?" continue?! We look at the new JOKER trailer! And, we explore the FOOT FETISH phenomenon! Don't get us wrong, we love the female foot as much as the next guy ... Unless the next guy is Quentin Tarantino. (Apologies to Rick...

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 28th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's time to hit another celeb with a TRANQUILIZER DART! Can we make it THREE DAYS IN A ROW with "Will Eddie Eat It"? And, it's time to catch the bus to ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! (Exact fare only.)

2019-08-28 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 27th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine stops by with news about the Disney theme parks and Halloween Horror Nights! We celebrate another classic TV theme song on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, happy birthday to one of my heroes, PEE WEE HERMAN!

2019-08-27 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 26th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We hit another celebrity with a TRANQUILIZER DART! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! More from Daniel Radcliffe's AUDIO DIARY! And, happy birthday to Ralph's crush, SHIRLEY MANSON of Garbage!

2019-08-26 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

"Ooh, so close" ... the TV edition!

Hi there, boys and girls!

Just a little update about my acting job ...

At the last minute, the producers of the TV show I was supposed to do next week, decided to go "another direction" at the 11th hour. And, so, I won't playing the role, after all. (Happens all the time.)

And, ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 23rd, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT:  The parody song that made Ozzy Osbourne want to beat Ralph with a baseball bat! (And, rightly so ...) The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! And, our "Citizen of the Week": the GERMAN amusement park owner behind THIS fun looking ride ... WTF?!

2019-08-23 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 22, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Even weirder stuff than usual is going on in Florida! SPAM: the magical meat! And, what's "CBT"? Well, we learn all about the guys who like to have their "twig and berries" punished!

2019-08-22 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 21st, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another "I WONDER why it was a HIT" on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Can Eddie make it three in a row in "Will Eddie Eat It?" And, we finally get to shoot a tranq dart at JoJo Siwa! 

2019-08-21 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 20th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Can we make it two-in-a-row with today's "Will Eddie Eat It"? The ultimate solution to space travel and criminal justice! And, today's TV TUNES TUESDAY will leave you shell-shocked!

2019-08-20 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 19th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: KARI stops by to join in! Details about the next upcoming LIVE show and meet & greet! More of "Daniel Radcliffe's Audio Diary"! And, we pay tribute to FUDGIE THE WHALE!

2019-08-19 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 16th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the weekend's new movies in the MOVIE BEAT! Steve Ashton delivers some 007 news in his UK UPDATE! Why did OZZY OSBOURNE want to beat Ralph up? And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the ultimate CATWOMAN, Julie Newmar!

2019-08-16 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 15th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might be a big winner on the "Back To School" edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Just how much pot does MIKE TYSON smoke?! More name mockery from CRUEL KIDS! And, we look at the WILD WORLD OF SEX MACHINES!

2019-08-15 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 14th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie Pence shares his "Ooh, So Close!" career moment! More secrets from "Daniel Radcliffe's Audio Diary"! The song featured on ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is a real DOG! And, learn the date that THE WORLD WILL END!

2019-08-14 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

To my beloved Garmy members who liked to download THE RALPH REPORT as a mp3 file ....

Some of you have reached out to me to let me know you are no longer able to download THE RALPH REPORT as an mp3 file. Thanks for letting me know!

It turns out that Patreon has removed this feature. 

Why, you ask? Well, as usual, it turns out a few bad folks ruined it for everyone...

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 13th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The new Eddie Murphy film looks AWESOME!   The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! What TV show was Ralph ALMOST the host of? ("Ooh, so close" ...)  And, speaking of TV, another classic theme song gets celebrated on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! (The graffiti is a hi...

The first "E-GARmony" bachelor!

For a while now, we've been talking about trying to provide the single members of the Garmy with a "match-making" service on THE RALPH REPORT! 

We figured, you already have the show in common, maybe if we introduce you to each other, you might hit it off!

2019-08-12 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 12th, 2019

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute yet another TRR "Citizen of the Week"! Our love letter to VINYL! And, speaking of LOVE, we finally debut The Ralph Report match-making service, "E-GARmony"! 

2019-08-12 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post