Hello, my beloved Garmy!
THE RALPH REPORT is taking a break this week for the Thanksgiving holiday (and so that I can move the Batcave)!
But, luckily for us, Steve Ashton and Eddie Pence recorded two brand-new WRESTLING episodes all about their favorite wrestling TV moments!
... 2019-11-26 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT is taking a little break this week for the Thanksgiving holiday!
As for me, I'm thankful for Steve Ashton and Eddie Pence!
And, that they recorded a brand-new WRESTLING episode all about their favorite wrestling TV moments!
Enjoy!
(PS: Part Two will ...
2019-11-25 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey 3 & 4 STAR generals!
Join me, Eddie and Kari for the NOVEMBER LIVESTREAM EVENT!
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23rd AT 9AM (PACIFIC TIME)! (That's tomorrow ...)
It's the last one from the BATCAVE! (This version of it, anyway ...)
Bring your questions!
Se...
2019-11-22 23:55:31 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This weekend's NEW MOVIES! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! The 25 travel destinations you need to visit in 2020, according to National Geographic! And, will Eddie eat "rice shot from guns"?!
2019-11-22 13:00:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Some of the worst ideas in showbiz! We learn about "the most painful disease in the world"! And, Happy Birthday, ROCKY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The sad story behind Ralph's worst birthday ever. And, some funny stuff, too. Promise.
Hi Garmy!
First, let me say THANK YOU for all the amazing love and good wishes on my birthday.
You guys are the best!
However, my birthday wasn't that great.
Instead of spending time celebrating with my family, my 89 y.o. dad was admitted to the hospital. After some ...
2019-11-19 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThanks, Garmy, for all the birthday love yesterday, and, for letting me take the day to recover!
So, here's my birthday present to you!
This is PART ONE of a conversation I had with my pal, the late, great, Adam West.
We talked about his life and career in front of a sold-...
2019-11-18 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The NFL with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! The weekend's NEW MOVIES with the "Movie Beat"! And, the return of the COOLEST DAMNED PHONE ever!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Is there going to be a "FRIENDS" reunion? Happy birthday, MOBY DICK! And, speaking of dicks ... ULTIMATE SEX SELFIES: New sex toys for men and women with cameras built in!
2019-11-14 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the newest TRR "Citizen of the Week"! Also, our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, checks in from frigid Chicago! And, we feature a truly awful number one song from the 70's on this ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
2019-11-13 12:55:39 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hear Ralph get a hernia right before your very ears! Will Chris Evans play ever CAPTAIN AMERICA again?! The new FANTASY ISLAND movie! And, another classic theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY!
2019-11-12 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie finds Yeezus! Why MADONNA can go straight to Hell! And, you might win some "fabulous cash and prizes" on the the latest edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.)
2019-11-11 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Two years ago, after working for 18 years working on the KEVIN AND BEAN SHOW on KROQ-FM in Los Angeles, I was "let go".
It was an awkward, painful end to a great gig, and, sadly, it left my relationships with my old co-workers a little strained.
But, Thursday was Bean's last day...
2019-11-08 13:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph reconnects with KEVIN AND BEAN! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! NFL talk with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOURBON!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A new class at SEX UNIVERSITY: The 12 signs that you're a "sapiosexual"! Do French women break the law by wearing pants?! And, James Dean is alive! (Well, sort of ... but, not really.)
2019-11-07 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! New cast members for "THE BATMAN"! The greatest actor to ever count to TWENTY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, before THE MASKED SINGER, this TV star went on to score a ONE -HIT WONDER!2019-11-06 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's always Sonny on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Will Eddie eat an American classic (that came from Mexico)?! And, "Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November" with Steve Ashton!
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2019-11-05 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The winners and losers at this weekend's box office! Meet the new CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, HOLIDAY or HOLI-NAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This weekend's NEW MOVIES in the MOVIE BEAT! Steve Ashton has 007 news in the UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! And, the ghost of HUGH HEFNER!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN from THE RALPH REPORT to you!
Many of you asked for this, so, here it is ... A flashback to last year, when we talked about THE HISTORY OF THE "MONSTER MASH"!
LMB!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: HAPPY HALLOWEEN! To celebrate, we explore the science behind WHY CHICKS DIG VAMPIRES! Also, the BEST AND WORST CANDY you can give the "trick or treaters" tonight!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is loaded with unsolicited advice! Steve Ashton reveals shocking SPICE GIRLS news in the UK UPDATE! And, we look at this season's HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!
2019-10-30 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you, from all of us at THE RALPH REPORT!
(Thanks to GARMY member, Carly Smith!)
2019-10-29 22:33:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: BOOBS SAVE BASEBALL! Also, we salute our latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! On TV TUNES TUESDAY, we fondly remember "James Bond on horseback"! And, speaking of TV ... Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's the MAN OF STEEL returning to the small screen...
2019-10-29 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY MONDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The career Eddie ALMOST had! We finally get to the bottom of how many pickled peppers Peter Piper actually picked! And, is the OUIJA BOARD actually powered by GHOSTS?! ...
2019-10-28 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Thanks to everyone who made THE RALPH REPORT October LIVESTREAM event our biggest one yet!
Here's one of the highlights from the webcast!
And, to enjoy moments like these every month, you gotta be a 3 or 4 STAR TRR supporter! So, if you're not already, UPGRADE TODAY!
The TRR Livestream event is available for the 3 and 4 STAR generals.
Sorry for the confusion!
2019-10-25 19:36:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Ralph, Eddie and Kari for an hour of laugh, love and lollipops! (Lollipops, not included)
We'll be on hand to chat and answer any questions you might have!
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26TH at 9:00AM Pacific Time
Hope you'll be there!
LMB!
-RG
2019-10-25 18:35:30 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on this weekend's NFL games! The NEW MOVIES in theaters today! The battle against PUMPKIN SPICE rages on! And, the time Eddie met a GHOST!
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