THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 17th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks about the NFL CHAMPIONSHIP games! This weekend's NEW MOVIES in the "Movie Beat"! And, what do YOU want us to eat next?!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks about the NFL CHAMPIONSHIP games! This weekend's NEW MOVIES in the "Movie Beat"! And, what do YOU want us to eat next?!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Something FISHY is going on! Plus, more of Eddie's Drunk Thoughts! And, the Garmy reveals the strangest places they enjoyed some "alone time" ...
Sure, the "One Million Moms" are pissed at Burger King because of the "damn" commercial ... But, what does the "Impossible Whopper" actually taste like? We find out right in front of your eyes ...
2020-01-15 13:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is so fine! We love TALKING MONKEYS! And, just to piss off the "One Million Moms", we do a LIVE taste-test of some DAMN "Impossble" Whoppers! (*Bonus video of the test available to the 2,3 & 4 star generals!)
2020-01-15 13:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute our most tenacious CITIZEN OF THE WEEK yet! Just how many times does Al Pacino say "c**ksucker" in THE IRISHMAN?! And, we dig through the junkyard to dig up today's theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY!
2020-01-14 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY MONDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Someone could win some fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) on a new edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! We hit another celebrity with a TRANQUILIZER DART! And, of course, we discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's new fragrant Goop candle ...
2020-01-13 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's the triumphant return of EDDIE PENCE! We discuss the shoddy workmanship of the EMPIRE and the FIRST ORDER! Plus, Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! And, the latest UK UPDATE from Steve Ashton!
2020-01-10 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A very special guest vice-host, the brilliantly funny, BRAD WILLIAMS! And, a completely unrelated SEX UNIVERSITY topic: "Folks who have a fetish for little people"! DON'T MISS IT!
2020-01-09 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The first ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY of 2020! Getting naked for a good cause! Don't taunt the Secret Service! And, how YOU can make money with a BIG WIENER!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The "first lady", Kari, sits in for the vacationing Eddie Pence! Steve Ashton stops by with the first UK UPDATE of 2020! And, this TV TUNES TUESDAY is downright "prehistoric"!
2020-01-07 15:45:17 +0000 UTC
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I hope to be back with a new TRR episode tomorrow, but, for today, here's the LIVE episode with me, Eddie and Kari from NEW YEAR'S EVE at the world famous Hollywood Improv!
Do have a choice in the way you can enjoy it ... Audio or video!
Here's the VIDEO version. The audio version is ...
2020-01-06 13:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostI hope to be back with a new TRR episode tomorrow, but, for today, here's the LIVE episode with me, Eddie and Kari from NEW YEAR'S EVE at the world famous Hollywood Improv!
Do have a choice in the way you can enjoy it ... Audio or Video!
Here's the audio version. The video version is ...
2020-01-06 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi there, everyone. Ralph here.
I just wanted to sent you a quick message to thank you all for the outpouring of love and support I have received in the wake of my Dad's passing.
My Dad was my hero. And, although he led a long, full life, his death has left me shattered.
E...
2020-01-05 15:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatcha' doin' NEW YEAR'S EVE?
If you're in SoCal, come see me and and Eddie, Kari and Olivia at the famous Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles!
It's THE RALPH REPORT - LIVE!
12/31 at 8pm (doors at 7:30)
For tickets: www.improv.com
Happy holidays, Garmy!
We're thinking of you today, as always, so we wanted to drop you a quick video message and send you our love!
LMB!
-Ralph, Kari, Olivia, and Reggie
2019-12-25 19:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: More conversation with MAITLAND WARD! The TRR CITIZEN(S) OF THE WEEK! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL WEEKEND! And, celebrate the season with Eddie Pence's final HOLIDAY SONG!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie SINGS another HOLIDAY CLASSIC! HE-MAN has even MORE of "the power"! And, PART ONE of a great interview with the former star of BOY MEETS WORLD, now current PORN STAR, the marvelous MAITLAND WARD!
2019-12-19 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: People need to stop improving things that already work! More of the holiday vocal magic of EDDIE PENCE! And, one of the biggest CHRISTMAS ONE-HIT WONDERS of all time!
2019-12-18 13:00:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie Pence sings more HOLIDAY HITS! Visions of SUGAR PLUMS are dancing in our heads! And, we ask the eternal question: Was the talking horse sitcom, MR. ED, the Devil's work?
2019-12-17 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton shares UK yuletide facts with ASK A BRIT! Eddie Pence plays a HOLIDAY EDITION of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, Ralph tells tales of the GREATEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER!
2019-12-16 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! Steve Ashton brings us 007 news in the UK UPDATE! It's a BLACK CHRISTMAS in the MOVIE BEAT! And, Eddie Pence celebrates HAWAIIAN STYLE!
2019-12-13 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The legend of Ralph's plumber! Also, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't! And, Santa Claus is coming! ... And, you can, too, with the TRR list of the TOP 10 SEXY HOLIDAY GIFTS!
2019-12-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! What Christmas ONE HIT-WONDER was BANNED by the Catholic Church?! And, it's the first battle in the CEREAL WARS! Which one sucks more?!
2019-12-11 13:00:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We give you yet another reason to be terrified with SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENCE FACT! Why do cats have NINE LIVES? And, this week's TV TUNES TUESDAY theme song is best enjoyed with a damn fine cup of coffee!
2019-12-10 13:00:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the info on the upcoming LIVE TRR SHOW! We say farewell to our beloved BIG BIRD! Happy NATIONAL LLAMA DAY! And, Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine brings us his review of the new RISE OF THE RESISTANCE ride at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" in Orlando! (Warning: SPOI...
2019-12-09 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Yahoo Sports' Jay Busbee on the NFL! The MOVIE BEAT! And, a salute to the home of "31 Flavors"!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Ralph tells Eddie to "stick it where the sun don't shine"! And, another battle in the "Manila Wars"! Plus, Burt Ward drops by to announce his "Walk of Fame" star ceremony!
2019-12-05 13:00:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of Steve Ashton and the UK UPDATE! Eddie Pence discovers a wonderful NEW COLOR! And, we celebrate the joy Christmas on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY with a truly awful holiday tune! (Bah! Humbug!)
2019-12-04 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: An interview with the star of such classic movies as DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD and ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING, the spectacular KEITH COOGAN!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The old Batcave is gone ... Long live the NEW Batcave! It's a brand-new THE RALPH REPORT with Ralph and Eddie Pence!
