THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 20, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Who was the first "superhero"? (It's not who you might think.) Eddie has some DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, speaking of DRUNK, what's the science behind WHISKEY DICK?!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 19th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We travel "down under" to salute the CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We go running with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, we ask "Why does BATMAN smell like CRAYONS?"
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 18th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We bring you "tales" of TV TUNES TUESDAY! Also, all hail the ancient Egyptian god of WINE and SLAUGHTER ... Hail, SHEZMU! And, just how bored do you have to be to visit a museum filled with dead gophers?! Let's ask Eddie Pence!
2020-02-18 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 17th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: That time Ralph had to move a DEAD BODY! How many ways will Eddie let you eat ICE CREAM?! And, the ROBOTS are taking our FACES!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 14th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Eddie's first role in a MUSICAL! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY from us to YOU!!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 13th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is back! (Barely.) We award the CITIZEN OF THE WEEK to a GARMY member! Eddie has OUTLAW blood! And, a look at some of the craziest SEX LAWS in the U.S.!
I'm sorry, Garmy ... No show today.
I am so sorry, gang, but, I am as sick as I've been in a long time today.
Fever, chills. sweats. body aches, coughs, sneezes ... the whole nasty mess.
I hope you know that, if I could, I'd do a show, but, I'm as weak as a kitten and just can't make it happen today. I'm going bac...
2020-02-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 11th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's "double" the fun on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! The host who quit the TONIGHT SHOW live on the air! And, we face the cruel music of our MEAN EXIT SURVEYS!
"MUNCHIN' MONDAY" BONUS VIDEO!
It's a MUNCHIN' MONDAY taste test for the AGES!
CHICK-FIL-A versus POPEYE'S!
A barnyard brawl for CHICKEN SANDWICH supremacy!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 10th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We recap the OSCARS! More DUMB KID stories! And, it's Popeye's VS Chick-Fil-A in a chicken sandwich taste-test challenge on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
2020-02-10 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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BONUS AUDIO! Lisa Arch interview!
Here's the complete interview with the star of MAD TV, DINNER AND A MOVIE, and CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, my pal, Lisa Arch!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 7th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine talks about THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS and SPIDER-MAN theme park rides! And, just why did Geppetto build himself a wooden boy?
2020-02-07 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 6th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take you inside the MALE ORGASM! (Not literally. That would be messy.) Marriage advice from LARRY KING! And, we salute a tiger who chose to eat cereal instead of tender, delicious kids!
2020-02-06 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 5th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : One of TV's BIGGEST DISASTERS! And, we got 99 problems, but ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY ain't one! Plus, Eddie's getting EXCITED! And, he has some DRUNK THOUGHTS!
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2020-02-05 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 4th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We bring a new dimension to TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, more of your DUMB KID stories! And, a chat with LISA ARCH, star of MAD TV, DINNER AND A MOVIE, and the new season of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM!
2020-02-04 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Coming soon ... THE LIVE RALPH REPORT!!!
Hey, SoCal GARMY!
FRIDAY, FEB. 21ST at 8PM! Come join me, Eddie, Steve and Kari for THE LIVE RALPH REPORT and MEET & GREET at FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB in Burbank, CA!
Tix: flc.cc/F3GVU0H
2020-02-03 19:11:13 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 3rd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "Ralph VS His Hangover!" (SPOILERS: Hangover wins.) The BEST and WORST of the SUPER BOWL commercials! The musical styling of Eddie Pence with some holiday EDDIEOKE! And, why are SNAKES such DICKS?!
2020-02-03 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 31st, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks SUPER BOWL! A new UPDATE from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! This weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, someone could win fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) in a brand new edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW!
2020-01-31 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
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An ENCORE PRESENTATION of THE RALPH REPORT!
Sorry I can't be with you guys with a new show today, but, we're having a Navy memorial service for my Dad down in San Diego, CA, and it's "All hands on deck!" for the Garman family.
However, here's a show to listen to while I'm gone. It's the show from TODAY, January 30th, but from
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 29th, 2020
On today's #TheRalphReport : The history of the SEEING EYE DOG! Plus, we are TURNING you on to another classic on ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! (We really think so!) And, the ultimate experiment for our TRR TESTICLE TEST!
2020-01-29 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 28th
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton drops another UK UPDATE! News that'll make you say, "Oh, for f**k's sake!" And, we take you to school with today's TV TUNES TUESDAY!
THE SOY SAUCE - TESTICLE CHALLENGE!
Can TESTICLES "taste" SOY SAUCE? Well, we put our "boys" to the test!
2020-01-27 13:50:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 27th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We pay tribute to KOBE BRYANT ... Plus, ADAM DRIVER is a god-damned national treasure! And, can TESTICLES "taste" SOY SAUCE? Well, we put our "boys" to the test!
2020-01-27 13:00:04 +0000 UTC
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LIVESTREAM event for JANUARY!
Join me, Eddie, and Kari for our January LIVESTREAM event!
Available to all 3 and 4 STAR GENERALS!
Saturday, January 25th at 9am PACIFIC TIME!
LMB!
2020-01-25 07:54:38 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 24th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph's sexist confession! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Eddie Pence's lovely singing voice! And, this weekend's NEW MOVIES in the "Movie Beat"!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 23rd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Can a penny dropped from a tall building KILL YOU? The history of the FRISBEE! And, we salute the porntastic nominees of the 2020 AVN AWARDS!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 22nd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's our 2ND ANNIVERSARY! Let's party with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, some "karaoke" with Eddie! Plus, we celebrate the RETURN of Steve Ashton! And, Ralph reveals his twisted plans for his clone!
2020-01-22 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 21st, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY theme is a big one! ("That's what she said!") Plus, what actress wanted to be WONDER WOMAN? And, we reveal what will end the human race in SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENCE FACT!
2020-01-21 13:00:11 +0000 UTC
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THE BEYOND BURGER get the TRR TASTE TEST!
Is the "Beyond Burger" from Carl Jr.'s better than the "Impossible Whopper" from Burger King? We find out ....
2020-01-20 13:11:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 20th 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another TRR TASTE TEST! (This time around, we take on the "BEYOND BURGER"!) Say a prayer for THE WIGGLES! And, LINDSEY LOHAN ATTACKS AGAIN!
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