THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 18th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Tales of BUTTS and BOOZE in the time of pandemic! EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS about St. Patrick! And, it's a "magical" ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
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MERCH MADNESS - Round Four!
Which one do you like best?!
EDDIE "EW" by Mat Langford
or
EDDIE "JERK" by Erin Scabareti
VOTE NOW! (But, just once ...)
2020-03-18 00:43:33 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 17th, 2020
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT we reveal who St. Patrick really was! We celebrate with an Irish-centric TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, we get nuts with a socially-distant, virtual ST. PADDY'S DAY PARTY! Shots of cyber-whiskey for everybody! Erin go bra...
2020-03-17 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostMERCH MADNESS - Round Three!
Choose your favorite! (Scroll down...)
GHOST HAM by Bryan McCutchan
or
GROSS! by Jodie Raybould
2020-03-17 00:04:37 +0000 UTC
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GARMY SUPPORT Discord app link
So many folks are interested in joining the GARMY SUPPORT Discord group!
I love it!
Here's the link: discord.gg/J9hjsUs
LMB!
And, wash your hands.
2020-03-16 17:05:17 +0000 UTC View PostMUNCHIN' MONDAY: The Edible Condom Taste Test!
HAPPY MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Let two grown-ass men take your mind off the global pandemic by eating candy condoms for your amusement!
2020-03-16 12:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 16th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The business downside of SOCIAL DISTANCING! The return of EDDIEOKE! And, what you've all been waiting for ... the MUNCHIN' MONDAY taste-test of EDIBLE CONDOMS! (Spoilers: It's a disaster.)
2020-03-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 13th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This virus has crossed a line ... NOW, IT'S PERSONAL! A grim batch of NEW MOVIES this weekend! Steve Ashton drops by with another UK UPDATE! And, why WILLIAM SHATNER is a god-damned national treasure! (And, yes, we know he's Canadian.)
2020-03-13 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 12th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate our 500th EPISODE! Also, we finally get CARDI B.'s take on the coronavirus! Plus, why do people have "FORCED SEX" FANTASIES?! And, Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine stops by with all the new details about Disney's AVENGERS CAMPUS at California Adventure...
2020-03-12 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostA new MERCH MADNESS match-up!
Scroll down to view this amazing artwork and pick your favorite!
Today's choices:
"Sing A Song For Satan" by Eric Gonzalez!
OR
"Steve Ashton is The Crew" by Bryan Scheidecker!
(One vote per general!)
2020-03-12 07:21:06 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 11th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What would Eddie do for a sandwich? The triumphant return of our UK correspondent, STEVE ASHTON! And, ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is coming home!
HAIL, SHEZMU! The first MERCH MADNESS poll!
And, we're off!
Look at these two amazing tributes to SHEZMU!
SHEZMU BLACK AND WHITE is by Jaden Miller!
SHEZMU COLOR is by Eric Gonzalez!
Pick your favorite, and it might just end up on TRR merchandise!
Scroll down to vote! (Only one vote per general, so choose wise...
2020-03-10 17:09:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt's MERCH MADNESS! The TRR graphic art contest!
We know there are some INSANELY talented GARMY members out there, so, let's share your talents with the our TRR family!
Here's your chance to get your original graphic or artwork onto some new TRR merchandise!
Here's how it works:
1) You email a hi-res file of your artwork to Ra...
2020-03-10 16:58:46 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 10th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We make TV TUNES TUESDAY better, stronger, and faster! Wanna see a 75 y.o. on the cover of PLAYBOY? And, RIP to the great, MAX VON SYDOW! (The dude was Ming the Merciless AND Blofeld. Come on!)
2020-03-10 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 9th, 2020
HAPPY MONDAY, GARMY! Screw Daylight Savings ... Let's do this! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: How BOOZE can save your life! (Go, booze!) And, sure, Eddie may know STAR WARS, but, does he know Star TREK?
2020-03-09 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 6th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The weekend's NEW MOVIES! How NOT to deal with the CORONAVIRUS! Bad EBAY purchases! More of DRUNK EDDIE'S THOUGHTS! And, a salute to SILLY PUTTY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 5th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More WHITE-TRASH WEDDINGS! Plus, we get to know our pal, ROLAND! And, today's SEX U. class: "LUBE 101: Which one is right for YOU?!"
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 4th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The latest TRR CITIZENS OF THE WEEK! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we salute our "Neighbor to the North" on today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 3rd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A new way to enjoy the WORLD'S GREATEST FOOD! A goodbye to JAMES LIPTON! And, we salute Saturday morning's "Number One Super Guy" on TV TUNES TUESDAY!
2020-03-03 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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It's McDonald's VS Wendy's!
And, we're on the front lines of the BREAKFAST WARS!
2020-03-02 13:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 2nd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We reveal why you don't "drunk dial" THE RALPH REPORT HOTLINE! We discuss the weekend's BIG MOVIES! And, it's NATIONAL EGG MCMUFFIN DAY ... the same day that Wendy's unveils it's new breakfast menu. Coincidence? Nope! ... It's McDonald's VS Wendy's! And, we're on the ...
2020-03-02 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 28th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We give you the REAL TRUTH about the CORONAVIRUS! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! And, our EXCLUSIVE interview with BRAD WILLIAMS about his fundraiser for Australia's Quaden Bayles!
2020-02-28 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 27th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie sees DEAD PEOPLE! Would you CLONE YOUR DOG? And, the horrible world of UNWANTED SPONTANEOUS ORGASMS on SEX U.!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 26th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is a song that you used to know! Ralph's plan to play a showbiz legend in a big-budget BIOPIC! And, it's ASH WEDNESDAY! How well does Eddie know his PATRON SAINTS?!
2020-02-26 13:01:01 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 25th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another classic theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE live and in person! And, HAPPY PACZKI* DAY! (*Polish jelly donuts ...)
DINNER WITH STEVE ASHTON!
Here's a little behind the scenes look at the Garman family dinner tonight ... Courtesy of UK correspondent, and world-class chef, STEVE ASHTON!
It's LUSH!
2020-02-25 05:38:21 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 24th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Special guest, Steve Ashton, sits in live in the Batcave! Eddie sings more EDDIE-OKE! And, where did TORTILLA CHIPS come from?!
THE LIVE RALPH REPORT! Friday, February 21st!
LIVE from the Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA!
(The audio version of the show is also now available to all supporters of the show!)
LMB!
(And, HAIL, SHEZMU!)
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 21st, 2020
THE LIVE RALPH REPORT from the Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, CA!
(The video of the show is also now available to all 2, 3, and 4 STAR GENERAL supporters of the show!)
LMB!
(And, HAIL, SHEZMU!)
2020-02-23 06:31:10 +0000 UTC
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FEBRUARY LIVESTREAM TRR EVENT!
ATTENTION 3 AND 4 STAR GENERALS!
Join us for the February LIVESTREAM EVENT, this SATURDAY, FEB. 22nd at 9AM PST!
It's Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari LIVE via the Internet to answer your questions and hang out for an hour or so!
True, Ralph and Steve will be massiv...
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