We're doing it again!
Saturday, June 6th at 3pm (PST) we're pouring a drink (or two) and enjoying each other's company!
You are cordially invited to join Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari for another TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!
See you then!
LM...
2020-06-05 00:43:20 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another unbelievably racy song from the 1930's! Also, "What's the deal with GLORY HOLES?" Plus, who was CASANOVA?
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We get together for a ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, Steve Ashton delivers a new UK UPDATE! Plus, a salute to the departed throughout history in "Hello Death!"
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2020-06-03 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's HAPPY NATIONAL BUBBA DAY?! Plus, the greatest song ever recorded in the 1930's! (Or, maybe, ever.) Steve Ashton lets you ASK A BRIT! And, it's time to get things started on TV TUNES TUESDAY!
2020-06-02 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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On THE RALPH REPORT for this "Munchin' Monday", we're eating ROSE PETAL JAM!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : First, the "Murder Hornets", then, the "Hangry Rats", now, the newest animal terror! Plus, the return of a HORROR MOVIE LEGEND! And, on this "Munchin' Monday", we taste-test ROSE PETAL JAM!
2020-06-01 12:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Hi there boys and girls!
I just wanted to reach out and let you know we have some small changes coming our way to The Ralph Report on July 1st. (You may be getting a notice from Patreon soon, but, I wanted you to hear it from me first.)
These changes may affect some of your pledg...
2020-05-29 17:53:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We have a hot one for this week's TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Plus, three new movies from the VIDEO VAULT, and Steve Ashton's pick has a world's record! Plus, Eddie Pence's unique take on CASHEWS!
2020-05-29 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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We're gonna have some boozy (or smoky, or both) fun Saturday, May 30th at 3pm (PST)!
Join me, Eddie, Steve, Kari and THE GARMY for another quarantine virtual cocktail party!
Trust me, we have a blast and you will do! JOIN US!
Just click on the link above and hop on Crowdcast wit...
2020-05-29 01:37:17 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Dutch are suggesting getting a quarantine SEX BUDDY! Steve Ashton drops by with his UK UPDATE! More "Tales of the PLAYBOY MANSION" with Hef's butler! And, beware the HANGRY RATS!
2020-05-28 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're split on today's choice for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Tom Cruise in SPACE! And, we go behind the scenes of the PLAYBOY MANSION with Hugh Hefner's butler!
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2020-05-27 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : A very odd theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! A discussion about a new TOP TEN MOVIE list that almost ends in MURDER! And, is it safe to go back to the newly re-opening theme parks? We ask our expert, Banks Lee, from Attractions Magazine!
2020-05-26 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We celebrate Eddie Pence's 2 years as "vice-host" by hearing more of his DRUNK THOUGHTS! Steve Ashton joins us for his UK UPDATE and this week's VIDEO VAULT! And, we reveal another GUH-ROSS food headed for a TRR taste test!
2020-05-22 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Yep ... ANOTHER ONE!
Join me, Eddie, Steve and Kari for even more cocktails and laughs via the magic of technology!
Who know what folks will be wearing this week?!
I, for one, will be decked out in my satin pajamas and smoking jacket! That's right, let me be your personal "Hef" ...
2020-05-22 01:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : A big day for crime in THIS DAY IN HISTORY! Congratulations to the latest TRR CITIZENS OF THE WEEK! Happy birthday to MR. T! And, we explore the magical world of AUDIO EROTICA!
2020-05-21 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More on the world-wide controversy that is "REESEE-GATE"! Including, Steve Ashton's feelings on the subject and Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Plus, what's up with this week's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?!
2020-05-20 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We have a killer theme song to explore for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Who'd Ralph play on this week's FAMILY GUY?! We take a crack at HUMPTY DUMPTY! And, what did Eddie say about this candy that made Ralph go CRAZY?!
2020-05-19 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Today, Eddie and Ralph eat like KINGS! ( ... of rock n/ roll.)
It's Elvis' favorite sandwich!
The grilled peanut butter, banana, and bacon on white bread!
2020-05-18 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAPPY VICTORIA DAY to the Canadian GARMY! Also, we pay tribute to the great FRED WILLARD! And, on today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY, we eat like KINGS! ( ... of rock n' roll.)
2020-05-18 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Per the requests from several members of the Garmy, here's an mp3 of "I wish there was a way to delete this ..." for your personal use and amusement!
LMB!
2020-05-15 18:24:32 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : A very special THIS DAY IN HISTORY! Plus, three quarantine viewing suggestions from the VIDEO VAULT! Also, more of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, what weird thing did WALT DISNEY always pack in his luggage?
2020-05-15 12:00:00 +0000 UTC
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We're gonna keep doing these as long as we all need it!
Me, Eddie, Steve, Kari and YOU need to hang out for a bit, and let our hair down.
(Or our towels, in some cases.)
See you Sat. May 16th at 3PM (pacific) ! Just click the link above to join in!
LMB!
-RG
2020-05-15 03:50:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to Maria Sokolowski from Maryland for the SHEZMU cologne!
2020-05-14 14:54:15 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We ask "Hey, France! What are you doing?!" And, have you put on a few pounds during quarantine? We ask "Can SEX burn off the calories?" Plus, we ask "What's the history of VASELINE!" (Basically, we just ask a lot of questions today.)
2020-05-14 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We've picked a golden song for today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton drops in with his UK UPDATE! And, a salute to the greatest invention in the whole damned world: VELCRO!
2020-05-13 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We have an A-list theme song for TV TUNES TUESDAY! What NOT to do while shopping for furniture! And, an interview with spectacular author and even better human, BRAD MELTZER, about his fascinating new book, THE LINCOLN CONSPIRACY!
2020-05-12 12:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Another SNACK-CAKE SMACK-DOWN!
The answer to the age old question will be revealed ...
RING DING or DING DONG? Who will be victorious?!
2020-05-11 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's going on in SHANGHAI DISNEYLAND? We ask Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! Ralph tells you what your dreams mean! And, a 50 year conflict will finally be settled once and for all ... DING DONG vs RING DING!
Two cakes enter ... ONE CAKE LEAVES!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Even more of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! We celebrate the birth of 007! And, Steve Ashton joins Ralph and Eddie in giving you movie suggestions for quarantine viewing from the TRR VIDEO VAULT!
2020-05-08 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Meet our newest CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Plus, more of the vocal stylings of Mr. Eddie Pence! And, another SEX U. class to help sex lives during lockdown: The TOP TEN tips for taking great SEXY SELFIES!
2020-05-07 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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