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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 6th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Happy birthday to SYLVESTER STALLONE!!! KANYE WEST can go straight to HELL! And, it's pickled herring and mustard sauce on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!!!

It's a RALPH REPORT REPLAY! July 3rd, 2019!

Thanks for letting me take a few days off! 

Here's something to keep your earholes warm ... A flashback to July 3rd, 2019!

Come play "remember when" with me and guest-vice-host Kari, and take a trip back in time exactly one year, before the world went COMPLETELY ...

It's a RALPH REPORT REPLAY! July 2nd, 2019!

While I'm away, here's a flashback to ONE YEAR AGO today with me and special guest-vice-host, Kari!

The world was SO much simpler then ... *sigh*

LMB!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 1st, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We pay tribute to the great CARL REINER! Also, it's CANADA DAY! So, we salute our neighbors to the north with a round of "SMALL CANADIAN TOWN OR SEX TERM", and we get high with a Canadian ONE HIT WONDER! 

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A message from Ralph!

Hello Boys and Girls! 

I just wanted to remind you that, for some of you, Patreon will begin charging sales tax on a portion of your monthly pledge for The Ralph Report. This change goes into effect tomorrow, July 1st.

Due to new laws passing in several countries...

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 30th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We take you on a ride for TV TUNES TUESDAY! The great CHICKEN NUGGET disaster! A tale of COMIC BOOK love and loss! And, HAPPY MAI TAI DAY! Aloha!

Munchin' RAW CORN!

This "Munchin' Monday" we're chowing down on RAW CORN like a couple of animals!!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 29th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A new creature to worry about from our ZOO OF TERROR! We salute the first PREGNANT MAN! Eddie's tales of KINDERGARTEN TRAUMA! And, "Munchin' Monday" featuring RAW CORN!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 26th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAIL SHEZMU! We deliver three movie picks circa 1985 from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A kinky TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS!

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JOIN ME FOR COCKTAILS!

Saturday, June 27th, at 3pm!

It's a VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!

Me, Eddie, Steve, Kari, and ... YOU!

ALL GARMY GENERALS ARE INVITED!

See you then!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 25th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : San Diego COMIC-CON news! We explore EXHIBITIONISM and VOYEURISM on Sex. U.! And, is this the LOCH NESS MONSTER?! (SPOILERS: No. Stop it.)

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 24th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is a real bitch! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NASCAR! Steve Ashton with his UK UPDATE! And, more sightings of CELEBRITIES IN THE WILD! 

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 23rd, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We salute a very heroic theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY's stories of sighting CELEBRITIES IN THE WILD! And, what exactly is "HEAD CHEESE"?!

MUNCHIN' POTATO SHAKES!

We're drinking milkshakes made from potatoes on MUNCHIN' MONDAY!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 22nd, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More HOVERCRAFT love! The world's most expensive GUITAR! Some FATHERLY advice! And, we finally try POTATO milkshakes on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 19th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Debunking crazy myths about McDonald's  ("Potato shakes"?) with Chef Mike Haracz!  More movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton! Superhero podcasts! And, who the hell was SLIM WHITMAN?!

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CHEERS! It's a TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!

Join me, Eddie, Steve, Kari and your fellow GARMY members!

All the generals are welcome!

See you on Sat., June 20th at 3pm (PST)

LMB!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 18th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : How are ZOOS dealing with COVID-19? The new GOOP candle! We check the health of a beloved MUPPET! And, the truth about "sexsomnia" or SLEEP SEX!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 17th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Get your hands on today's tune for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton with his UK UPDATE! Happy birthday, DOCTOR WHO! And, the "Father's Day" edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW!

2020-06-17 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 16th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie SINGS FOR YOU! The theme song on today's TV TUNES TUESDAY is humble and lovable! We get to the bottom of "SHAKEGATE"! And, HAPPY FUDGE DAY! (A special shout-out to all you packers out there ...)

2020-06-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Turkish Delight!

We were TOLD we were going to love TURKISH DELIGHT ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 15th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie went to a bar in the real world! Unique FATHER'S DAY gift ideas! The REAL story behind "The Natural"! And, we were told we were going to LOVE "Turkish Delight" on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!

2020-06-15 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 12th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The DIRTIEST '30's SONG yet! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE with "Peaky Blinders" and 007 news! And, more cinematic classics from deep inside our TRR VIDEO VAULT!

LET'S PARTY! (Virtually ...)

It's another TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!!!!

COME JOIN US!

Saturday, June 13th at 3pm (pacific time)

All the Garmy is invited!

Just click the link and jump on with us!

(It works best on laptop or desktop.)

See you then!!!!  LMB!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 11th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph has a FONT-PHOBIA! We salute a "Duke", a "Doc" and a "Dusty" on the anniversary of their passing! And, a SEX UNIVERSITY class that's guaranteed to make Eddie CRINGE!

2020-06-11 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 10th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : GOOD NEWS! It's safe to dance to this week's ONE-HIT WONDER! Also, a behind-the-scenes look at Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Plus, more of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, the votes keep coming in for THE GREAT MANSCAPE DEBATE!

2020-06-10 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 9th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie SINGS! Ralph's MANSCAPING is in YOUR HANDS! A monstrous TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a brand new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! 

MUNCHIN' SNAKE!

 We're eating RATTLESNAKE MEAT on today's "Munchin' Monday"! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 8th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Making plans for a post-quarantine ORGY! More music from THE DIRTY '30s! The mystery of WOMBAT POOP! And, we're eating RATTLESNAKE MEAT on today's "Munchin' Monday"!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 5th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More recommendations for your locked down viewing pleasure from the TRR VIDEO VAULT! And, we squeeze in another song from THE DIRTY '30s! Also, Steve Ashton delivers the hardest laugh in UK UPDATE history! Plus, "Lad...