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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, July 30th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The science behind "Why Men Are Obsessed With BOOBS" on Sex. U.! Terror from the BOTTOM OF THE SEA! And, Happy Birthday to ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 29th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The show might give you a case of "THE WILLIES"! Another bright and shiny ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton! The EMMY nominations! And our salute to one of the great 007 villains, ODD JOB! (Silent, but, deadly!)

2020-07-29 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

FOZZIE BEAR HERE!

Downloadable mp3 for your enjoyment!

MAMA GARMAN'S APPLE CAKE recipe!

Many of the Garmy have asked for the recipe that changed Eddie's world!

So here you go!

INGREDIENTS:

 6 cups peeled thinly sliced apples (about 3 large ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, July 28th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another classic theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Steve Ashton's back with ASK A BRIT! And, what actress hit on Ralph on NATIONAL TV?

Apple Cake on MUNCHIN' MONDAY

It's MUNCHIN' MONDAY!

Can Ralph Change Eddie's life with MAMA GARMAN'S APPLE CAKE? 

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 27th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's up with DARTH MAUL's porn? Ralph reads your DREAMS! Happy birthday, BUGS BUNNY! And, on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY, can Ralph change Eddie's life with MAMA GARMAN'S APPLE CAKE?

2020-07-27 11:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, July 24th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Three new movie selections for you to enjoy from our TRR VIDEO VAULT! Who is THE DILDO BANDIT?! Steve Ashton drops by with the UK UPDATE! NHL, NFL and BOXING news! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to that most wonderful of women, LYNDA CARTER!

2020-07-24 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Cocktails, anyone?

Another LIVE virtual TRR cocktail party!

Ralph, Eddie, and Steve will be on hand ... Will you?

SATURDAY, JULY 25TH, 2020

3pm (Pacific Time)

The whole GARMY is invited ... JOIN US!!!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, July 23rd, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Does Clint Eastwood like some CBD oil? Another THIRSTY THURSDAY cocktail! And, things get WET AND MESSY at Sex University!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 22, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! More of the SADDEST SONGS IN THE WORLD! And, can Eddie Pence "hear" colors?!?! ... We find out on THE GARMY GAME SHOW!

2020-07-22 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

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Hello Boys and Girls!

Wednesday, July 22nd - Friday July 24th enjoy 35% off The Ralph Report Merch! We have 

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2020-07-21 20:04:36 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, July 21st, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're driving into the skid on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie brings some NEW CRAZY! And, KEVIN SMITH stops by to talk CELEBRITY SHOW-OFF and the return of HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON! 

2020-07-21 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

We're munchin' PEMMICAN!

Folks who eat "pemmican" ...

Native Americans, Great Explorers and now ...

RALPH AND EDDIE!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 20th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Our sure-fire plan to obtain UNTOLD RICHES! We drink like ASTRONAUTS! And, we go native for "Munchin" Monday" with PEMMICAN!

“Master Class” from Eric in Clearwater!

From the funny mind of STEVE ASHTON!

The "Master Class" you've been waiting for!

Eric in Clearwater's take on DIE HARD!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, July 17th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We go back to the SENSATIONAL 70's for this week's VIDEO VAULT!  Senor Eddie Pence delivers LA MUSICA! And, the TOUCHING story of a BOY and his ELEPHANT!

VIRTUAL cocktail party, REAL fun!

Saturday means another TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!

The entire GARMY is invited!

Ralph, Eddie, Steve, and Kari will be on hand!

SATURDAY, 3PM - JULY 18TH, 2020

Join us!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, July 16th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Someone might win BIG on the latest edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Another song that makes Ralph cry! And, we explore the connection between SEX AND SMELL on this week's SEX UNIVERSITY!

2020-07-16 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 15th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : This show's a DOOZY! We salute legends both BIG and SMALL! The ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is the stuff of Ralph's nightmares! And, we add a new critter to the ZOO OF HORRORS!  

PLAGUE SQUIRRELS!

2020-07-15 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

STEVE ASHTON IN NASHVILLE!

As mentioned on Tuesday's THE RALPH REPORT!

Steve Ashton in the wild, doing UPTOWN FUNK!

(Thanks to Jordan Harris for the video!) 

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, July 14th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We talk to Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports  about "The Team Formerly Known As The Redskins"! We take TV TUNES TUESDAY to court! We add to the list of things Eddie won't do! And, the show is loaded with BOOZE AND NUDITY!

2020-07-14 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

YAY! We're munchin' HEAD CHEESE!

Finally! It's a HEAD CHEESE-Y "Munchin' Monday"!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 13th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Zippers on COVID face masks?! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we finally get some HEAD CHEESE on "Munchin' Monday"!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, July 10th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another stellar TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT from the year 1991! A salute to the GOAT of voice acting, MEL BLANC! And, the return of THE FAR SIDE!

2020-07-10 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, July 9th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton serves up another spectacular UK UPDATE! President Kanye's BIG PLANS! Reboot-a-palooza! And, this week's class at Sex University is GOLDEN!

Let's have another VIRTUAL COCKTAIL!

WE'RE BACK with another VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!

And, the entire Garmy is invited!

Join Ralph, Eddie, Kari, and (maybe) Steve for some altered states, friendship, and merriment!

SATURDAY, JULY 11TH, 2020 at 3PM (PST)

(Just click on the Crowdcast link above to join us!)

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 8th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What food will upset Eddie today? We're back with a spectacular ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, a great interview with the star of STAR TREK: VOYAGER, Robert Picardo!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, July 7th, 2020

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Up with FREEDOM MASKS! A heavenly theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Is Eddie is joining the VILLAGE PEOPLE?! And, have a super NATIONAL DIVE BAR DAY!

Pickled Herring on MUNCHIN' MONDAY!

Today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY meal? ...

Pickled herring in mustard sauce!!!