MUNCHIN' MONDAY with UNI sushi!
Let's find out if Eddie likes SEA URCHIN GONADS!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 24th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Will the world end in NOVEMBER?! German words are hard! And, we go LOONY for UNI on today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
Costumes With The Crew!
Steve Ashton is retiring from his costuming career ... As we look forward to another VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY this weekend, let's take a look back at the many costumes of Steve Ashton!
2020-08-21 15:43:20 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 21st, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The VIDEO VAULT picks from 1990! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Eddie learns about a MAGICAL food! And, the BIGGEST MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH IN HISTORY!
LET'S PARTY this Saturday!
Join me, Eddie and Steve for another Saturday virtual cocktail party!
Saturday, August, 22, 2020! 3pm!
ALL ARE WELCOME!
2020-08-20 23:28:34 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 20th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A new THIRSTY THURSDAY cocktail challenge! The spirit of JERRY LEWIS is alive! The death penalty for LORI LOUGHLIN! And, SEX UNIVERSITY tells you where to stick this!
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2020-08-20 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 19th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We free up another smash song on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's uncovers early Ed Sheeran magic on the UK UPDATE! And, GROUCHO loved DEVIL FART'S!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 18th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What are the worst "cover songs" of ALL-TIME? Plus, Steve Ashton delves into the history of the "C-word" on ASK A BRIT! We've got some 'splaining to do on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Also, HAPPY ICE CREAM PIE DAY!
2020-08-18 11:00:11 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY! "Quiche me , baby!"
Quiche Lorraine!
Eggs, bacon, cheese in a flaky crust ...
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
2020-08-17 11:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 17th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What goes on in a "public bathhouse"? ELVIS is still dead! It sucks to be gay in RUSSIA! And, will Eddie come to his senses about QUICHE LORRAINE on this "Munchin' Monday"?!
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COOKING WITH THE CREW! Episode Two!
It's time to get LUSH with Steve Ashton!
Here's Episode Two of COOKING WITH THE CREW!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 14th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another trip to the ZOO OF TERROR! What the rich folks eat! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! VIDEO VAULT picks for 2008! And, are we really celebrating "LIFE DAY"?
Another Saturday COCKTAIL BASH!!!!
Come join me, Eddie, Steve and Kari for another virtual cocktail party!
SATURDAY, AUGUST 15TH, 2020
3PM (pacific time)
The ENTIRE Garmy is welcome to attend!
2020-08-14 01:42:35 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 13th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : SEX UNIVERSITY takes a deep dive into the BUTT! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, a new cocktail for THIRSTY THURSDAY, it's the "Liquid Steak"!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 12th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : I scream, you scream, we all scream for ... SHERBET?! All hail Chief RYAN REYNOLDS?! I can not lie, I like today's ONE-HIT WONDER! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, the day Ralph was (almost) JAMES BOND!
2020-08-12 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 11th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We go full speed with TV TUNES TUESDAY! We create a sure-fire hit movie idea for DISNEY! And, we play "Real Strip Club or Fake Strip Club" on THE GARMY GAME SHOW!
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MUNCHIN' CHOCOLATE CHIPS!
The MUNCHIN' MONDAY chocolate chip cookie TASTE-TEST!
2020-08-10 11:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 10th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie clash over THE MANDALORIAN! The famous food of CHICAGO! NHL Playoffs! And, a CHOCOLATE CHIP taste-test on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
EATING WITH EDDIE! (Episode 1)
First, we were COOKING WITH THE CREW! Now, were ... EATING WITH EDDIE!
Enjoy this culinary journey with Eddie Pence!
2020-08-09 17:50:22 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 7th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "Cocktail Or Sex Term" on the GARMY GAME SHOW! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! More movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, a very special "Happy Birthday" to CHARLIZE THERON! (And, yes, this photo was taken during our brief and secret engagement. Please respect our privacy.) 2020-08-07 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
VIRTUAL TRR COSTUME COCKTAIL PARTY!
Another TRR party this Saturday, August 8th at 3pm (pacific time)!
This time it's a COSTUME PARTY! (Costumes encouraged, but, not mandatory.)
Dress up, show off, and maybe win some GARMY SWAG!
The entire GARMY is invited to join me, Eddie, Steve, and Kari!
JOIN US!
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2020-08-07 00:20:28 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 6th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another trip to the ZOO OF TERROR! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS on dining with friends! And, quarantining means big business for REALISTIC SEX DOLLS!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 5th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our cheeky TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, today's Swedish song will get you hooked on ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAYS!
EDDIE PENCE (UN) SPECIAL TRAILER!
Hey everybody!
The (Un)special Comedy Special is officially available for pre-order! Click on the link below and it’ll be deliver to you hit and fresh on Sept 1st! I promise!
Apple pre-order link: h...
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 4th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our 600th EPISODE! We celebrate with a "magnum opus" on TV TUNES TUESDAY! We ask "Why do Brits go to THE LOO"? We debate the best CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE! And, we present another candidate for the ZOO OF TERROR!
2020-08-04 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' CHOCOLATE!
It's a "Munchin' Monday" DARK CHOCOLATE TASTE TEST!
2020-08-03 11:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 3rd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The return of NHL HOCKEY! Also, "Is that a penis on your arm, or are you just glad to see me?" And, it's a "Munchin' Monday" DARK CHOCOLATE TASTE TEST!
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Bonus video: COOKING WITH THE CREW!
Hungry?
Well, now, you can make yourself a LUSH meal with a little help from our TRR MASTER CHEF and UK correspondent, STEVE ASHTON!
2020-08-02 16:51:44 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, July 31st, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The newest CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Movie picks for 1992 from the TRR VIDEO VAULT! And, a salute to AMERICA'S DRINK!
2020-07-31 11:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey, you! Wanna party?
Let's do it!
YOU, me, Eddie, Steve and Kari!
SATURDAY, AUGUST 1st at 3pm (Pacific time)!
A virtual cocktail party full of life, love, and liquor! (Or, leaves, if that's your thing.)
See you there!
2020-07-30 21:58:46 +0000 UTC View Post