Hi guys!
Just a note to tell you that there was a Patreon glitch today when I tried to send you a post with the MINCE PIE video embedded in it, the way I usually do.
So, I included a link to the video in the copy of the audio post of today's episode.
Many of you missed it ...
2020-09-21 15:24:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The 8th greatest guitar solo in ROCK HISTORY! Ralph talks like a Egyptian! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Steve Ashton's "ASK A BRIT"! And, it's a magical MINCE PIE MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
See the video here: 2020-09-21 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're gonna stick today's show into your "tickle trunk"! Three VIDEO VAULT movie picks from 2002! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, why we love the SHE-HULK!
2020-09-18 11:01:00 +0000 UTC
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You, me, Eddie and Steve!
Saturday, September 19th, 2020!
3pm! (PDT)
EVERYONE IS INVITED!
Cocktails with the TRR's resident GARtender! ...
This week: Pineappple Upside Down Cake!
2020-09-17 11:05:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS on "Hummus-gate"! Steve Ashton is back with his UK UPDATE! And, we CLAMP DOWN on the kinky lessons at SEX U.!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're back! And, we've got our first husband/wife duo on ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Is today's new terror SCIENCE FICTION or SCIENCE FACT?! And, Eddie uncovers the secret, insidious "HUMMUS CONSPIRACY"!
2020-09-16 11:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Two years ago TODAY, we did the first ever LIVE version of THE RALPH REPORT in front of a sold-out audience!
So, let's FLASH BACK to September 15th, 2018!
We'll be back with a new episode tomorrow! ... (Which, by the way, is WAY too late to talk about this past weeken...
2020-09-15 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi gang!
I'm still on the set shooting this cool indie movie!
But, to hold you over until we're back with a new show, we're gonna go back in time!
Here's a flashback episode from this date two years ago, SEPTEMBER 14TH, 2018!
TIME TRAVEL! ... WOW!
LMB!
-R...
2020-09-14 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostA lot of Garmy members ask about that morning on September 11th, 2001 when I was on the radio on KROQ-FM in Los Angeles.
I was working alone that day, and so, along with our station newsman, "Doc" Britton, I ended up breaking the news about the attack to many of the folks in Southern Califo...
2020-09-11 11:06:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We open the VIDEO VAULT for the year 1982! The return of NFL talk with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, more TEXTING DISASTERS!
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2020-09-11 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The story of the guy who killed himself trying to live FOREVER! Plus, we award the newest recipient of our CITIZEN OF THE WEEK honor! And, what the porn you watch says (and doesn't say) about your sexuality!
2020-09-10 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : After working the long holiday weekend on a movie set, Ralph's returned ... and Eddie's back! (Get it?! It's literally his back!)
Here's the show from September 9th, 2019!
You can compare it to tomorrow's show when we're BACK with a brand new episode!!
LMB!
Hi gang!
Sorry I can't be with you today! But, I'm off acting in a movie!
(Eddie and I will tell you all about it on Wednesday ...)
However, here's a FLASHBACK episode of TRR from this day, September 7th, but way back in 2018!!!!
Enjoy!
-RG
2020-09-07 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Three picks from the VIDEO VAULT for the year 1987! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We unearth a lost recording of ED WYNN singing "Ballroom Blitz"! And, Batman has COVID?!
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2020-09-04 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again, Karl Beutel, is the brave Garmy member who willingly makes and drinks the insane cocktail that we throw out there!
This week, it's THE MACH 5!
Cheers, Karl!
Eddie is the guinea pig in the most SHOCKING Sex University class yet!
2020-09-03 11:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The man who outlawed CHRISTMAS! More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, the most SHOCKING "Sex University" class yet!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A more annoying kids' song than BABY SHARK?! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Don't sleep with your mouth open! And, the forecast calls for flurries on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
2020-09-02 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We hit the trifecta on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Does the "hangover cure" work? And, HAPPY CHICKEN BOY DAY!!!
Will Eddie like Creamed Chipped Beef on Toast?
(aka "Shit On a Shingle"?)
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Why did "the rabbit die"? Eddie knows the true identity of JACK THE RIPPER! And, we enjoy the magic of CREAMED CHIPPED BEEF ON TOAST (aka "Shit On a Shingle") on this "Munchin' Monday"!
2020-08-31 11:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Steve Ashton is here again to teach you how to make something LUSH!
And, this time he's got some help!
2020-08-30 20:02:12 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: More great films from the VIDEO VAULT! (Also, one from Eddie.) A member of the GARMY could win BIG when play "Hammered Or Nailed" on the GARMY GAME SHOW! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, what's a SUGAR ASS?!2020-08-28 11:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Let's gather the GARMY again!
SATURDAY, AUGUST 29TH, 2020 at 3PM (pacific time)
Join me, Eddie, Steve and Kari!
Enjoy a sip (or a puff) with us, and wear your nerdy/geeky best!
Fan gear encouraged! (Not required.)
See you then!
2020-08-28 02:42:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch Garmy member Karl make and drink a "MIND ERASER"!!!
2020-08-27 11:11:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : HOT WATER for the win! Things get hairy on today's SEX UNIVERSITY! A tribute to the late, great ROBERT SHAW! And, Eddie declares independence from England all over again!
2020-08-27 11:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Big news for the "Chicken Nugget King", EDDIE PENCE! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A brother and sister make for a "twofer" on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the magical SHIRLEY MANSON from Garbage!
2020-08-26 11:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We go fishin' for a classic theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! What is safe to LICK in the pandemic world? The rise of the ZOMBIES! And, MORE COLD SHOWERS!
