THIRSTY THURSDAY: "The Monkey Gland"!
Karl the GARtender makes this classic from the 1920's!
2020-10-15 07:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 15th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More lost Shatner songs! Karl the GARtender makes a new cocktail for THIRSTY THURSDAY! Brand new music from SUNNY LEDFURD! And, today's SEX U. class is SCARY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 14th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A very "adult" ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE! COVID swingers! CANADA rocks! And, who was the FATHER OF BODY-BUILDING?!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 13th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: How are kids gonna celebrate HALLOWEEN this year?! The return of VIRGIL FROM TENNESSEE! C'mon, and get happy with today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NO BRA DAY!
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Munchin’ Monday: QUIK VS OVALTINE!
It's a MUNCHIN' MONDAY battle for the AGES!
NESQUIK VS OVALTINE!
2020-10-12 11:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 12th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Happy Thanksgiving to all our Canadian friends! Yet, another creature on display in the ZOO OF TERROR! The story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PSYCHIC! And, a MUNCHIN' MONDAY battle for the ages: NESQUIK VS OVALTINE!
2020-10-12 11:00:14 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 9th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on Week 5 in the NFL! Our 2012 movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve drops by with the UK UPDATE! And, we salute THE FATHER OF THE CONDOM! (Ironic, huh?)
2020-10-09 11:01:00 +0000 UTC
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A TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!
Join us for another LIVESTREAM event this Saturday!
Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari will be there ... Will you?
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10TH, 2020
3PM (pacific time)
The whole GARMY is invited!
2020-10-08 23:59:05 +0000 UTC
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So sorry for the delay!
I am so sorry for the tech glitch that delayed the posting of today's show. But, we got it worked out, and today's THE RALPH REPORT is up and running!
Thanks for your patience!
LMB!
THIRSTY THURSDAY: Kryptonite!
The Garmy "gartender", Karl, proves he's stronger than Superman when he whips up this week's cocktail: The KRYPTONITE!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 8th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A new cocktail recipe on THIRSTY THURSDAY! We award the TRR CITZEN OF THE WEEK! And, we take a look at CHASTITY DEVICES as we celebrate the month of "Locktober" on SEX U.!
2020-10-08 12:25:07 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 7th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph's APOLOGY TOUR! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Steve's UK UPDATE! Fishes' FINGERS! TV's dumbest woman! And, an 80's classic for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 6th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : First of all, FUCK BADGERS! Court is in session on TV TUNES TUESDAY! In praise of PLUS SIZE WOMEN! And, dead people finally get their own PODCAST!
THE BATTLE OF THE SPICY NUGGETS!
McDonald's new spicy nuggets vs. Wendy's!
It's MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
2020-10-05 11:02:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 5th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HULK smash! How much booze is TOO MUCH for Ralph? An NFL team's familiar FIGHT SONG! And, MUNCHIN MONDAY presents: THE BATTLE OF THE SPICY NUGGETS!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 2nd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Our weekly movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on NFL Week 4! And, a futuristic way to boost female SEX DRIVES!
GARMY ASSEMBLE!
Let's gather together and hang this Saturday!
The whole Garmy is invited to our virtual COCKTAIL PARTY!
Join me, Eddie, and Steve for some socially distant face time!
SATURDAY, OCT. 3RD at 3pm (pacific)
2020-10-01 15:20:04 +0000 UTC View PostTHIRSTY THURSDAY: "Motor Oil"!
Drinking MOTOR OIL with Karl Beutel, the Garmy's official Gartender!
2020-10-01 11:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 1st, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's THIRSTY THURSDAY and we're drinking MOTOR OIL! More of SHATNER SINGS! The bloody battle of WORCESTERSHIRE! And, today's SEX UNIVERSITY will have you tied up in knots!
2020-10-01 11:01:02 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 30th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : How does one start a SEX CULT?! (Asking for a friend.) Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Today's ONE HIT WONDER is getting better all the time! And, what's up with VENTRILOQUISTS?
2020-09-30 11:01:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 29th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're SO EXCITED for today's theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! A lesson in HOW TO TALK "PHILLY SLANG"! It's MICHAELMAS, so eat a goose! And, a great interview with the charming and severely funny, BLAIRE ERSKINE!
2020-09-29 11:01:02 +0000 UTC
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HUMMUS on "Munchin' Monday"!
Will Eddie finally realize why so many people serve HUMMUS at their parties?!
(Remember when people had parties? Sigh ...)
2020-09-28 11:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 28th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "Here's MUD in your EYE!" Eddie faces down HUMMUS on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Save the SHARKS! And, all the details about Ralph's COVID-19 ordeal ...
"WHAT'S THE BUZZ?" NFL talk with Jay Busbee!
So sorry there's no new TRR today, as I'm still dealing with the COVID-19 issues (all the details about that coming on Monday's show), but I know many of you enjoy my weekly football talks with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports!
So, here's Jay and I discussing this weekend's games!
LMB! 2020-09-25 19:27:39 +0000 UTC View Post
COOKING WITH THE CREW: Pad Thai!
Hi kids!
No COVID update yet, but while we're waiting, here's a new video that we can all watch and enjoy:
Join our UK correspondent, and resident chef, Steve Ashton, as he makes an absolutely LUSH dish from Thighland ... PAD THAI!
(Ordinarily, the bonus videos are for 2.3, and ...
2020-09-24 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's up with HALLOWEEN?! We're in motion towards this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, raisins are NATURE'S CANDY! It's SCIENCE!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 22nd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're on a quest for the perfect TV TUNES TUESDAY! Will Ralph and Eddie write about today's show in their DIARIES?! We bid farewell to a BOND VILLIAN! And, find out how much Eddie knows about AUTUMN with today's GARMY GAME SHOW!
2020-09-22 11:01:27 +0000 UTC
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