THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 10th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Plus, it's TV TUNES TUESDAY! An interview with the brilliant DJ CUMMERBUND! And, Happy Birthday to SESAME STREET!
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MUNCHIN' SPAM!
Today, we SURPRISE Eddie with a MUNCHIN' MONDAY treat!
It's that American classic ... SPAM!
2020-11-09 08:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 9th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam! Another inmate in the ZOO OF TERROR! RIP Alex Trebek! Happy birthday to the HULK! Plus, it's a new day in AMERICA!
A new "COOKING WITH THE CREW"!
Here's another BONUS VIDEO for you 2, 3, and 4 STAR Garmy members!
Enjoy another LUSH recipe from the Garmy's resident chef, Steve Ashton!
WARNING: In this episode, Steve gets his coq out!
2020-11-06 21:38:37 +0000 UTC View PostFLASH TRR MERCH SALE!
EVERYTHING IS 35% OFF THRU TOMORROW!
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LMB!
2020-11-06 21:22:06 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, November 6th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at Week 9 of the NFL ! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, our favorite SPY MOVIES from the VIDEO VAULT!
TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!
Let's hang!
Ralph, Eddie, Steve and YOU!
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7th! 3pm (PST)!
Everybody's welcome!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 5th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Why is Eddie cold and wet? Do you and your partner wanna be ADULT FILM STARS?! We'll tell you how! And, Ralph makes friends with a BEAR!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 4th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton brings us his UK UPDATE! We crown a new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A musical tribute to the MURDER HORNETS! And, today's ONE-HIT WONDER comes to us from OH, CANADA!
2020-11-04 08:02:02 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, we celebrate INTERNATIONAL CANDY DAY! And, gather round, kids, as we tell the tale of the the GREAT EMU WAR OF 1932! Also, an interview with a man who knew Washoe, the CHIMPANZEE who communicated with SIGN LANGUAGE!
2020-11-03 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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It's BEETS on MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
We introduce Eddie to a new food! ... BEETS!
And, let's find out if BEETS are boner food!
2020-11-02 08:06:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 2nd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A salute to the cinematic legacy of SEAN CONNERY! "Operation MURDER HORNET" continues! And, are BEETS "boner fuel"?! We find out on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
"Hello Death" full length version!
Thanks to the brilliant Jennifer Stewart for this Halloween treat!
Visit her YouTube channel here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8rsVlydTv0InHm1CKLTCpw
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 30th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's the TRR HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR!
Featuring: A scary edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! A visit from Steve Ashton! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! HALLOWEEN MOVIES from the Video Vault! And, lots more treats, with NO TRICKS!
2020-10-30 07:02:01 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 29th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Let's do the TIME WARP again! In the spirit of Halloween, it's SEX HORROR STORIES from SEX UNIVERSITY! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And the man who gave us TOBACCO and POTATOES!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 28th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph reunites with an old friend! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! This ONE-HIT WONDER would be dirty if it was 1985! And, it you take a shot at the QUEEN MURDER HORNET, you better not miss!
2020-10-28 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Another trippy TRR FLASHBACK!
We're back with a BRAND NEW SHOW tomorrow, OCTOBER 28TH!
Meanwhile, here's what was going on A YEAR AGO on October 28th with this FLASHBACK from 2019!
It's a TRR "FLASHBACK"! October 26th, 2018!
Set the "Wayback Machine" for TWO YEARS AGO TODAY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 23rd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! An NFL preview with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! Movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, we're going on a gangster TREASURE HUNT!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 22nd, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Miley Cyrus' CLOSE ENCOUNTER with aliens! (They didn't abduct her, sadly.) Do you fall in LOVE in your DREAMS? The ballad of PADDY O' LANTERN! And the TOP TEN sex toys for HALLOWEEN!
2020-10-22 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 21st, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We will love today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY always and forever! What does Anthony Hopkins smell like? And, you can own THE JOKER'S HAT! ( ... If you have about 35k lying around.)
2020-10-21 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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The TRR COSTUME CONTEST!
Thanks to all the GARMY members who worked so hard to entertain us all with their costumes!
And, a special thanks to STEVE ASHTON for putting together this great look at all our creative friends!
LMB!
2020-10-20 15:20:36 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 20th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The WINNERS of the TRR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST! This TV TUNES TUESDAY makes Ralph FURIOUS! Another "Lost Shatner" holiday classic! And, HAPPY INTERNATIONAL SLOTH DAY!
SCALLOPS for MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
Will Eddie learn to love SCALLOPS on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY?
2020-10-19 07:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 19th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : SCALLOPS are on the menu for today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Eddie reveals a new fear, and it's SPECTACULAR! And, an interview with the amazing BRAD MELTZER about his terrific new kid's books!
2020-10-19 07:01:02 +0000 UTC
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A new COOKING WITH THE CREW!
Get out your aprons!
It's time to make another LUSH meal, with the Garmy's resident chef, STEVE ASHTON!
2020-10-18 15:38:08 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 16th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL Week 6! Three VIDEO VAULT movie picks from 1979! And, is this the solution to giving out Halloween candy in the age of COVID?
2020-10-16 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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TRR HALLOWEEN PARTY!
Join us for a virtual HALLOWEEN cocktail party!
Saturday, October 17th, 2020 at 3pm (pacific time)!
Costumes encouraged, but not required!
But, Ralph, Eddie and Steve will hand out prizes for best costume!!!
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