THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, December 7th, 2020
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The best reason so far to WEAR YOUR MASK! The return of EDDIEOKE! Banks Lee drops by with THEME PARK NEWS! And, a surprise MUNCHIN' MONDAY!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The best reason so far to WEAR YOUR MASK! The return of EDDIEOKE! Banks Lee drops by with THEME PARK NEWS! And, a surprise MUNCHIN' MONDAY!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a national treasure, JEFF BRIDGES! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our new feature, SEX IN THE NEWS! And, a great chat with LESLEY BOONE and LISA ARCH about their new YouTube talk show, THE LESLEY AND LISA SHOW!
2020-12-04 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Another LIVE virtual cocktail party THIS SATURDAY!
3pm (PST) on Sat., December 5th!
The entire GARMY is welcome!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The man behind the MONOLITHS! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Eddie's (and Ralph's) DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, the top ten SEXY HOLIDAY GIFTS for 2020!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a holiday ONE -HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The coolest BEAR in history! You saved Christmas for THE CROCKETTS!
And, REJOICE! The TESTICUZZIS have arrived!

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2020-12-02 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post#GivingTuesday is a response to the greed of Black Friday and Cyber Monday.
A chance to give to those who may be struggling this holiday season.
And so, I'm choosing to give to two of our own members o...
2020-12-01 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Let's hear it for #GivingTuesday! Also, we celebrate the return of ANIMANIACS with today's TV TUNES TUESDAY, and a great conversation with JESS HARNELL, "Wakko" himself! (And front man for the great ROCK SUGAR!)
2020-12-01 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Eddie gets a post-Thanksgiving treat: MADUROS FRITOS!
(aka Cuban Fried Plantains!)
2020-11-30 08:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : WE'RE BACK with "Tales for the Holiday"! Plus, fried PLANTAINS for "Munchin' Monday"! And, the show receives a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

A great chat from 2018 with my buddy, COLIN HANKS!

The ANIMANIACS are back! New episodes are now on HULU!
To celebrate the return of the "Warner Bros and their sister, Dot", let's flashback to my interview with Yakko (and Pinky) himself, ROB PAULSEN!
2020-11-24 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Set the "way-back machine" for NOVEMBER 22ND, 2019!

Time to get cooking with STEVE ASHTON!
2020-11-23 02:01:53 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee of Yahoo Sports talks NFL! The VIDEO VAULT gets musical! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we salute our latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK!

Time for another virtual cocktail party!
Saturday, Nov. 21st at 3pm!
Ralph, Eddie, Steve and YOU!
ALL THE GARMY IS INVITED!
2020-11-20 04:57:39 +0000 UTC View PostKarl, the Garmy GARtender, teaches you how to make a "NEW YORK SOUR"!
2020-11-19 08:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We bid farewell to SUPERNATURAL! One lucky GARMY member might win the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, today's SEX U. class: INTRO TO THREESOMES!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Is Ralph hungover?! (SPOILERS: Yes.) But, DON'T WORRY, we have a great ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Plus, the return of VIRGIL BROWN! Also, the worst TV show idea ever?! And, sad news for kids and SANTA in the age of COVID!
2020-11-18 08:02:02 +0000 UTC
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A birthday surprise from the lovely Garmy member, Nanette Erhard!
2020-11-17 08:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to the legend, STEVE ASHTON, for his amazing birthday present!
2020-11-17 08:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's the ALL-STAR "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RALPH" SPECIAL! Featuring, Eddie's sexy TALES FROM THE HIKING TRAIL! A boozy TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a special appearance by WILLIAM SHATNER!
2020-11-17 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Today's MUNCHIN MONDAY surprises Eddie with FRENCH ONION SOUP!
VIVA LA SOUPE!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another surprise for Eddie on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! We celebrate BLAMESGIVING DAY! And, should we be worried that today's show is EPISODE 666?!

Odie Gahuff by Jennifer Stewart
Odie Gahuff don’t wanna eat normal food
Odie Gahuff gonna eat like an 8 year old would
Like Spam, under appreciated, misunderstood
Coming straight to you from the Virginia Hood
All Myrtle Beach say hell yeah!
Grab...
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Friday the 13th means another "gas leak" show! We get DARK with "film noir" picks from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! And, let's SLAP SOME MEAT!
2020-11-13 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Karl, your GARtender is BACK!
And, he's brought with him a delicious MOCKtail for you to try!
2020-11-12 08:05:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The return of "Karl the GARtender" with THIRSTY THURSDAY! Another MURDER HORNET update! Who'd Ralph play on FAMILY GUY this week?! And, what's up with NO NUT NOVEMBER?!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton drops by with the UK UPDATE! A charmed ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we're flying into the FUTURE in the HYPERLOOP!
