On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We'll get you TWICE as high on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Some good news about the pandemic! Dr. Jonny Bowden returns to tell us about the foods that are KILLING us! And, HAPPY WHIPPED CREAM DAY!
2021-01-05 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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The Washington Football Team ended the season with a better record than the Philadelphia Eagles ...
Eddie and Ralph had a bet ...
That means Ralph gets A PIE IN THE FACE!
2021-01-04 09:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODDESSES?
2021-01-04 08:30:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's 2021 and ... WE'RE BACK! To celebrate, we check in with Steve Ashton! We begin THE TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, SOMEBODY is getting a PIE IN THE FACE! (Spoilers: It's Ralph.)
2021-01-04 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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I've checked it twice, and you've all ended up on the INCREDIBLY nice list!
I truly love you all, and I'm wishing you the happiest of holidays and my greatest hopes that 2021 holds nothing but good things for each and every one of you.
Thank you for always being there...
2020-12-24 22:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostWe received this awesome video greeting card from some members of the Garmy, and I wanted to share it with everyone.
I am always moved by how kind and thoughtful the Garmy is, although by now it should come as no surprise.
On behalf of everyone here at TRR, thank you to: 2020-12-21 21:39:49 +0000 UTC View Post
So sorry, gang. A power outage has made the event impossible. I'm so bummed.
Anyway, I wish you the happiest of holidays. I love you all!
-RG
So many folks have asked for an mp3 version of this amazing song by K.A.S.S.!
Thanks again to Kupe, Mike and Jen, and especially to Steve Ashton for putting the band together.
And, HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL!
LMB!
2020-12-18 15:08:42 +0000 UTC
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There's nothing like a nice relaxing scrotum soak to unwind and let the troubles of 2020 just melt away ...
2020-12-18 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostSteve Ashton has done it again!
He's assembled our TRR musical "heavy hitters' into one powerhouse combo!
They are K.A.S.S.!
Kuperman
Ashton
Stewart and
Surber!
Let's look back at this in...
2020-12-18 08:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's the SUPER-SIZED TRR HOLIDAY CELEBRATION SPECIAL! Starring: Eddie Pence! Steve Ashton! Jennifer Stewart! Mike Surber! John Kuperman! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! Virgil Brown! And, a special appearance by TESTICUZZI AND THE SCROTUMS!
2020-12-18 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Here's the little cutie who called into TRR today!
And, thanks to her mom, Whitney for letting us meet this doll!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, RAVEN & WHITNEY!
2020-12-17 16:23:23 +0000 UTC View PostCelebrate the holidays with Karl, the Garmy GARtender!
2020-12-17 08:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton answers today's ASK A BRIT! Dr. Jonny Bowden reveals THE GREAT CHOLESTEROL MYTH! The final THIRSTY THURSDAY of 2020! And, we play "Real Or Fake" with X-RATED XMAS movie titles!
2020-12-17 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : TOM CRUISE goes nuts! Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE! The third day of the 4 STAR CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY! And, another holiday ONE-HIT WONDER!
A reunion of Ralph, Kevin and Mike!
We talk about the past, present, and future! Including Kevin and Mike's new project, GREAT NEWS!
2020-12-15 09:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another Christmas gift giveaway! It's a holiday classic on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Who'd Ralph play on FAMILY GUY this week? And, it's a RADIO REUNION! Kevin Ryder and Mike Catherwood drop by to talk about their new project, GREAT NEWS!
2020-12-15 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Another MYSTERY MUNCHIN' MONDAY surprise for EDDIE!
2020-12-14 08:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the amazing new song by Queen J (Jen Stewart) from her new TRR holiday mini-musical!
2020-12-14 08:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We kick off our 5 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS gift giveaway! A surprise MUNCHIN' MONDAY for Eddie! And, the premiere of a brand new Christmas musical by Garmy member Jen Stewart, "THE LEGEND OF SANTA RALPH"!
2020-12-14 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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For the folks who are asking where they can find the AMAZING new song by Garmy member, Justin Bowler, here you go!
Itunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1541942417?ls=1&a...
Just a reminder, the date of the LIVE VIRTUAL TRR COCKTAIL HOLIDAY PARTY has be been changed to NEXT Saturday, December 19th, at 3pm.
Circle your calendars! Hope to see many of you there!
LMB!
-RG
2020-12-11 17:52:21 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We travel through time to the VIDEO VAULT! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, a very STAR WARS Christmas!
Karl, the Garmy GARtender, makes you a special holiday MOCKTAIL!
"The Cranapple Mule"!
2020-12-10 08:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Russia's COVID-19 vaccine has a BIG PROBLEM! And, are you HOT for SANTA?
Well, you're not alone!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A brand new invention in SEX IN THE NEWS! A holiday ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Aaaand … FRUITCAKE for EVERYBODY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might be a winner on the holiday edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Who'd Ralph play on FAMILY GUY? And, your heart will grow three sizes this day, thanks to TV TUNES TUESDAY!
2020-12-08 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Many of you spectacular Garmy generals have inquired as to a mailing address for THE RALPH REPORT for holiday cards and gifts ... which is completely unnecessary, (you guys do so much already!) but, humbly appreciated.
If you want to mail something to the show, here is the address:
For the folks asking for my "Frosty the Snowman" parody done in the style of Gorillaz' "Clint Eastwood", here ya go! LMB!
Eddie gets surprised by today's MYSTERY FOOD!
2020-12-07 08:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post